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I'm in my 30's too- I'll be 36 in October 🤗💯! I won't get any plastic surgery or fillers/injectables either. I don't understand why Joan got all of that work done. Joan looks naturally beautiful in this photo and didn't need any of it. Plastic surgery and injectables can be a slippery slope- sometimes it can create an obsessive level of perfectionism in people that makes one little tweak here or there turn into an overhaul of the whole face.

I absolutely LOVED Muriel's Wedding!!! 😄🙌💯 Such a great movie! No Fanstasy Suites on The Golden Bachelorette 😱?! That's the only reason that I watch The Bachelor/Bachelorette- the waking up in perfect makeup, awkward morning-after breakfasts, random shots of animals, and the sleazy make outs. DAMN IT!!! 🤣

Joan is one buccal fat removal and thread eye lift away from being a Real Housewife cast member 😉! Her forehead is frozen from Botox, she's loaded with cheek filler and lip injections- still a pretty lady, but she's close to being a little too overdone. Pascal is hot- a French hairstylist and salon owner and a funny guy. Lots of hunks this season 😘! They need to make the rose ceremonies shorter- Gil and that other guy's knees were going out. Gerry must've gotten a day off from his psych ward janitor- I mean ✨restauranteur✨ job to see Joan! Bring it on, The Golden Bachelorette! This is going to be a fun season 🙌📺😄

Thank you very much for the link! 😊💯

Do you have a link to The Golden Bachelorette thread? 🙂 I can't find it.

Kelly's husband is such a cock-blocker! Can't he see that Kelly and Matt are having a moment at the bonfire?! 😅🥴 This show is just the trash I needed to finish off 2024! 🙌🍿📺

Wow! I can't believe it's been two years since I watched "I Love a Mama's Boy"😄. I thought that it was canceled too. I'm glad that we're getting Matt and Kelly though.

This is the trash TV new season that I need in my life 😍📺🍿! Bring it on, TLC 🙌😄💯 I'm ready for Kelly's topped off bedazzled wine glasses and Matt's bitching about Kelly's home decor choices. Are we going to see Shakeb's girlfriend do angry softball pitches with his mom's houseplant's again?! Oh, I can't wait!

Devin strikes me as the type to rope people into his player charades. I bet he paid for Jeremy's drinks and club entry fee. I wonder how all of these guys will act 20 years from now? Will they still be party boys or players? 🤔

Devin is a future-faker fuck boy 😖! I hope his metabolism slows down big time and his business tanks. He's a liar and a sweet talker. All of the guys this season were dishing out insincere rom-com lines to Jen- a bunch of smooth talkers in cheap suits and good lighting. I hope that Jen NEVER proposes to a man again- she deserves a proposal. A greasy jerk-off like Devin doesn't deserve a proposal. ABC hit a new low by making Jen watch her own proposal while filming her sob uncontrollably. I'll still watch The Golden Bachelorette though! Bring on the Silver Foxes! 😉 I bet there will be fuck boys on Joan's season too- these men married before the advent of dating apps/ the internet, but it doesn't mean that they can't be corrupted by Tinder!

They should make Jen's ex-boyfriend the next Bachelor. That'll show her! 😅 He already has the built in sob story of getting rejected by her on national TV!

Grant dated his ex for 7 years and broke up with her without an engagement or marriage. I wonder how his ex will feel when she watches the show and sees him propose to a girl he's probably only known for a month! 😖🥴🤯😅

Yep, he's not that interesting or bright to me and I think he's a little too slick with his words. I'm not a fan of tattoos on a guy, and Grant has way too many tattoos. Austin is a beefy, hunk with zero tattoos and he didn't seem to have a tragic backstory-he would've been my pick for The Bachelor and hopefully I'll see him on Bachelor in Paradise. 😘🙌 Yep, almost all of the guys were dishing out rom-com quotes when talking to Jenn. Color me jaded, but as a single 35-year-old lady going through the dating apps, men do not fall this hard this fast or even talk this way-- and I'm a great catch! 😄💅💯 Grant has a nice smile and he's a good-looking guy- I'll watch his season, but I have my guard up! 😅

I think that Grant is a little too smooth- he seems like he's saying all of the right things or reciting lines from a rom-com🤔.

Sam was saying shitty rom-com quotes to Jen the whole time. How was he ever engaged?! I think that Jen was the most sexually/physically attracted to him. Bring on the hometowns- I want crying moms, tense dads, and siblings who doubt the lead is "the one"!

Am I the only one who thought it was hot?! 😅🔥

Well, Austin my hot crush 🔥💯 of this season made the right call to leave- I hope to see him on BIP. I would've left too if I had to shovel shit for hours! Jen needs therapy- she's trauma dumping on all of these guys, and she even said on this episode that she's worried the guys will eventually "see how worthless I am" 🙁.

You're so right! Maybe they'll give Sam M and Devin a 2 on 1 date and leave one of them stranded in a ravine after they're rejected! 😅

Sam M is so smug, and he didn't care about Jen's feelings during the jump challenge. Sam turns everything into a make out and gives her 3-word answers to her questions. I'm tired of his "the main thing is the main thing" phrase- I bet he's the type to say "it is what it is" during a fight 😏😖.

Sam is an attractive guy! Austin is a beefy hunk with a great smile and retro 80's haircut, so he wins for me! I don't like tattoos, so Austin's tattoo-free bod is a plus to me whereas Sam's tattoos scare me a little. Dangerous douchebag is spot on- he reminds me of the boyfriends in Lifetime Movies! 😅

I agree- it was really disappointing to see Jen ask Sam if he was her girlfriend because it shows that she's not learning from her past and she's too eager for validation. Sam strikes me as the type to go along with it as long as he can continue to get her to break down intimate boundaries. I wrote that Sam and Jen remind me of Claire and Dale- it's so reckless for the lead to laser focus on instant attraction like that early on. I don't know what Jen sees in Sam- I think that Austin is hands down one of the hottest contestants on this show that I've ever seen 😉💯.

Ooh that's a great observation! I'm spoiler-free too so I don't know the outcome, but I'll definitely pay more attention to Jen's talking heads about Sam! 😉 I want to see that man in the rejection van!

I wonder if Jen will listen to that Australian bachelorette- or maybe Jen will brush it off and think that he's different 😏. Men who act like Sam are usually love em' and leave em' types. You're spot on about him turning on the "charm" with Jennifer- and even when she's looking at him, it's almost as if he's looking through her. I think that he lacks boundaries, and he has Jen right where he wants her- putting him on a pedestal and probably minimizing feelings for other guys in comparison. Her instant sexual chemistry with Sam reminds me of Claire and Dale. Sam and Thomas are annoying me- I thought that Thomas was cute, but he's too gossipy now.

If Sam can unbutton his shirt, mount and straddle Jen during a 3rd episode cocktail party make out in front of cameras, then this isn't his first rodeo and he's a player. He's cocky and he wasn't great in the Thunder Down Under contest. Jen keeps saying over and over that she's had toxic relationships, and I don't think she's really learned anything from them if she's falling for Sam. He's too slick and too smooth. If he can act that way without even really knowing Jen, then he can be that smooth and forward with other girls. Show some discernment, Jen- and give Austin to me 😅🔥!

What the hell is Jen wearing for these evening dates?! She's covering her arms with Sesame Street Muppets! Devin stole Jen away for gelato on the group date and then had the nerve to steal her again with more ice cream? It's too much ice cream. Is he a feeder? 😅