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Verrrry interesting!! Interesting to see what (these) men think is an attractive woman. Really, none of them looked attractive to me. They looked like what an alien would think a "woman" looks like. Aside from exploring their feminine side, it was also interesting to see the man be turned on? by the woman they saw in the mirror. Seems like several of the men wanted to have a sexy girlfriend, but couldn't, so the next best thing was to BE a sexy girlfriend?? I would think they would rather buy a beautiful blow-up doll to ravish instead of just looking at her in the mirror. I guess there is a complicated relationship going on. Aside from the bathroom issue (I'm guessing there is an access flap) wouldn't it be sweaty in all that rubber? I don't get the mask thing. It doesn't look real. I wonder why they don't just wear make-up and such, like your regular garden variety drag queen/cross dresser. Always something new under the sun!

Bobby's teeth frighten me.

Once again, Whoopi demonstrates her lack of critical thinking. She thinks that people who aren't obese should be able to buy soda without warning labels? So is her solution to have two types of soda for sale? Soda with, and soda without warning labels? "I want the right to Coke that just says Coke!" No matter that I believe they were discussing the aging effect of soda, NOT obesity. I don't see how having extra verbiage on a product inhibits your rights. Then they segue into cigarettes. Whoopi rants about people having to step outside to smoke? I guess she is in favor of breathing in second hand smoke. And poor people can't afford patches? I guess it's cheaper to buy cigarettes and pay for future lung and heart diseases. I guess Whoopi either believes that cigarettes should not have any warning labels, or again, two kinds of cigarettes should be sold. Those with warnings, and those for ostriches. What the eff are YOU smoking, Whoopi?

OMG. Page three! Just when I complemented her wardrobe choices, she had to go and pick a dress that allowed her "cleavage" (aka weird bony muscular chest area) to show. Plus, the top part was so tight, I was distracted. And, the sex talk was back. Something to do with balls. Ha, ha, so funny. Michael joined in, then looked over at Art, who must have had a disapproving look, as Michael shut it right down. Methinks there was a directive a while back to can it with the gratuitous sex stuff.

Jenny may be able to read a teleprompter better, but I still can't stand her. She tells us this is her last marriage, and looks to the audience for applause. I'm pretty sure Sherri would have said the same thing before her wedding to Sal. Jenny hasn't even gotten married yet and she sounds pretty smug, like she's been married a long time. She bugs.

I wish Kelly didn't feel obliged to interrupt Michael to interject her nonsensical "thoughts." She could let him talk longer before interjecting her opinion. She would use the Ming teacup as a hot tub? I dunno, she doesn't usually ADD anything to Michael's stories. "As a tiny woman, I can tell you the less fabric, the more expensive the garment." I don't understand. Do size 00's cost more than the same garment in a size 8? Or, do smaller garments (bathing suits, for example) cost more than maxi dresses. I THINK she means the later, which applies to women of ALL sizes. I guess she is so fixated on being so tiny and she wants to remind us. Again. And she's so tiny she fits in a teacup. We get it, Kelly. So tiny. Michael isn't much of a brain trust either. Pouring hot tea into an antique Ming tea cup just might crack it. At least it would weaken it. Sure, Michael, if he wants to damage his 36 million dollar cup he can. I guess Michael has so much money he can imagine tossing a few million around like he don't care. At least he doesn't interrupt Kelly when she tells her riveting tales ("tornados are localized! Mark ate all the fried clams and guzzled his beer!! [twice - she likes to repeat herself] We sat in our car and argued about our sons!! Bittercakes!! Then we went back in and finished our meal.) It was weird that the restaurant evacuated. Are you safer in your car then in the middle of the building, crouched on the floor? Assuming no basement for patrons to go to. We happened to have a tornado watch last night in Ohio, and the weather channel had a thing about where to go. Not look out the window, like I was doing! My husband was "safely" working in the basement. I was pissed that I missed the end of Big Brother. Yeah, I guess I'm not a genius if I watch Big Brother and Live! So who am I to talk? Plus, what was that on her arm? A batman bandage? I will say she has beautiful dresses and skirts to wear that nicely skim her skeleton. She may have put on a few pounds, or at least she has stopped losing any more ('cause there isn't any left!) and she looks a wee bit better. Or, we don't see her chest anymore (thank you!!). She seems calmer overall, has dropped the sex stuff to a large degree, and has settled into a pattern, a rhythm, and a flow of sorts with Michael. Show has improved slightly since last winter or so. It is not "Must See TV" like it USED to be for me (long ago), but that's okay. I miss more days than I catch it. On a positive note, the picture she showed of her three kids was great - they all looked wonderful. Glad that Lola enjoys camp. Will be interesting to see where they end up - the oldest will be fleeing the nest "soon!"

It was "so funny" when Jenny quipped that she had done more pilots than ABC ... the look Whoopi gave!!! The audience sort of gasped ... Jenny looked smug. I see what you guys mean by Whoopi not liking her so much.

"Coming up live on The View!! Sherri's surrogate gives birth! Lamar checks in via remote with all the first hand action! Will the baby really be named Lamar, Jr.? Are we sure it's a boy? And who really wants the baby? All this and more, on a special edition of The View!"

We all know that the baby is to be born in a few weeks (thanks, Sal!), and the two "parents" are divorcing each other. If they can't work out custody soon, I can imagine various scenarios playing out in the hospital. Who will take the baby home? If they both truly want him, that would be a mess. If neither want him, would he go into foster care? If the surrogate wanted to keep him, would that be even an option? My guess is that Sherri will "let" Sal take the baby, perhaps as a temporary measure that doesn't negate her rights. Would that weaken her case if she does want him? This case is interesting on many levels. I wonder if either of them could have imagined the mess they are now in. The time to think about these possibilities is obviously when the surrogacy contract is written. Wonder if they glossed over the possible bad outcomes. I imagine most surrogacy arrangements go smoothly, but when they go bad, they REALLY go bad!

Yes, I noticed them, complete with jiggly underarm. At least she shaved her armpits this time. Soooooo looking forward to the last weeks of The Ignorant Sherri Show. Jenny leaving is a bonus I didn't see coming. She is much better than Sherri, but she isn't my cup of tea. First off, I can't get past the whole vaccination debacle. It would have been interesting if they had devoted a show, or at least a segment, to frankly discussing her views and airing out the issue. Even if she had to admit she was wrong, or if she reiterated her stance. I recently rewatched the clip where Sherri took issue with Babs saying the "n word" even if she was just reporting on it, and the fuss Sherri made over how Babs pronounced the word. Barbara seemed incredulous that Sherri was so overcome with emotions that she couldn't be even somewhat objective about it. Barbara also seemed hurt that Sherri would think that she was at all racist. I wonder if that was a tipping point (if Babs had anything to do with Sherri's firing). I understand that Sherri would have valid feelings about hearing a white person say the n word, but Sherri could have tried to show that she understood what Babs was trying to say. Part of having a "view" is listening to the other people's views and maybe even letting your view evolve. Sherri always seems stuck in her view. With blinders on. "But it's how I feeeeeeel." Yes, you feel bad to hear the n word. But realize that it is not being used against you. Have some brains to understand the difference. Sherri? Brains? nm

The hoopla over "Pretty Boy Floyd" (thank you Notmuchofacook) sickens me. The thinking that his looks have anything to do with his criminal behavior, or lack of (doubtful) astonishes me. What difference does it make that the suspect is "good looking" (and frankly, he leaves me cold). I could barely listen to them cackle and drool over this creep. Shallow, much? And falling all over themselves trying to make him out to be a victim. 'Cause, he just COULDN'T be bad now, could he? 'Cause he's pretty! Ugh. Whoopi is a lazy moderator. Aside from the fact that she doesn't moderate, she bellows out her opinion and attempts to browbeat the others to fall in line. She clearly thinks her opinion is the only valid one. Lately she ends many topics with, "Well, this story will go on and on for a looonnnggg time, so we'll be discussing it again." Please come up with a better transition. Actually, don't bother. I don't value the opinions of any of them.

Please. No. Why does she need another paying job? Doesn't she have enough money to last her a lifetime? Why doesn't she start another business, start a Foundation, volunteer, or best yet, JUST GO AWAY. Then again, she would fit in beautifully with the current crop of screeching harpies.

I remembered that I still had the first episode of The Bachelorette on my DVR, so I went back and watched the part in question. Andrew DID turn to JJ and made a comment to him. I'm also wondering if they were miked, and if so, why they didn't show that part, but even if he said "black guys" and not "blackies," it rubs me the wrong way. Why make a comment to begin with? Andrew didn't flat out say he didn't say anything to JJ, he just denied saying "blackie." He definitely said SOMETHING to JJ.

I believe if the eggs are frozen, they will "keep" indefinitely. Sherri mentioned embryos "on ice" from her first husband that they didn't know what to do with (especially once they were divorced). She didn't mention if unfertilized eggs were saved as well. Somehow, I doubt it, but it is possible. Yes, she is a bit old now for the whole pregnancy thing, so I have doubts that she has viable eggs to use now.

Lucky Bitch, I remember seeing that outfit and having the same thought! I am mostly over The View, and can barely justify watching the dreck, let alone forming coherent sentences to snark on it. Still can't quite quit these forums - would rather read y'all's views on anything over listening to Sherri, Jenny, and to some extent, Whoopi. They spend so much time on inane topics - glasses? Really? I just can't. Jenny makes me a bit sick, going on about true love with Donnie. I would HOPE she is over the moon - she just got engaged! Check back in three or four years, Jenny. Plus, how can she totally discount her son's bio dad? During that discussion of the need for fathers, Jenny acted like she was a widow. Is her son's dad completely out of his life? If not, he DOES have a father who has some sort of influence on him. Same with Sherri. JEFFREY HAS A FATHER. Sal is NOT his father. He played the role of stepfather until he didn't want to any more. Sherri's NEXT huzzband will also be a stepfather who may or may not be a good influence on the boy. Apparently these topics are just too much for the Mensa Twins to wrap their little brains around. That interview between Niecy and Sherri was revealing. They should sit down together and watch it again. Sounds like it was Niecy who pushed Sal onto Sherri - had to beg her to talk to him. Sherri thought he was funny because he was yelling, "I made the dirty rice!! I made the dirty rice!! Who wants to git wit me??" I think Sherri trusted Niecy's opinion that Sal was a "good guy" who was working at the time writing for TV. And he apparently love kids. (I can believe that, but loving kids is different from being a good parent.) Niecy thinks she's so wise and wonderful. Wonder what she thinks of Big Greasy Sal now??

Kelly and Anderson have a nice rapport. Didn't she and Mark Consuelos vacation with Anderson and his partner? It's interesting to hear what celebrities do in their spare time. Like Anderson being obsessed with overflowing toilets and plungers. Seems like he talked about it for ten minutes. The rest was about his hot water heater not working. He'd rather move than figure out how to repair it? He seems a bit strange. I really didn't need to see the video of the plunger thingy in Japan - he said it wasn't graphic, but it was really gross. I thought Kelly might actually puke. Wouldn't have blamed her.

The word she used was "vag-agony," and she pointed repeatedly to her crotch so we would understand where that is. I am familiar with "vag-umbness" which I often get bike riding. I would think men have a harder time dealing with bike seats, but thankfully Michael didn't attempt to make up any cute names .... He could have started with Numb Nuts. Always good for a laugh. Maybe Penile Pain. Let's try dick-comfort. "That was very dick-comfortable." Nope! Comes out meaning the opposite. Cock-a-doodle-ouch!!

I tuned in the other day when Bevy Smith was on. She wore a lovely fit and flare green dress. Whoopi wore a burlap sack. She looked ridiculous.

I'm guessing she and Sal bought the house together, as their Forever After Love Nest, and now that Sal has Sally forthed into the LA sunset, the house is a reminder of the Shit that Went Down.

Trista and Ryan are appearing on that craptastic couples show about reality couples, right? That smells of famewhorism. Why after all these years? And to hang around the likes of Gretchen and Slade? Gross. Something about his trust issues due to a bad breakup before he ever met Trista? Maybe he is afraid that if he doesn't go along with Trista's wishes she will get bored and dump him. Andi is starting to show signs of Reality Fame Addiction Syndrome. I still don't get the sudden switch from Assistant DA to Damsel in search of Prince Charming, so earnestly following the Bachelor Family Script. I agree with those who see Andi making a career out of a few gigs on TV. The DWTS, the TV wedding, etc. Blergh.

One of her tweets I found amusing: "Love sitting outside in front of a fire. - wonder of I can toast some low-fat marshmallows!" Why, yes. Yes you can, Sherri. Marshmallows have no fat.

I wish Andi had emphasized the pettiness of the exchange in the grand scheme of things. She tried to at the end, but I would have liked to see her apologize for making it such a big unpleasant deal. I like Andi, but she was over reacting. I don't quite get her bringing up the "tired and exhausted" thing ... she is/was an Assistant DA, right? Doesn't that require long nights of studying, then long nights on the job? Cry me a river, Andi. Wait until you have several small children bouncing around in your life. Then call me with your "tired" bs. This unusual situation put many of our fears right out there. What if we have ugly words with a loved one, or even an acquaintance, and they pass away before the apologies can be made? I think Andi was horrified by her last words with him, the way it went down, and the unthinkable aftermath. Unthinkable until it happens. I don't recall a reality show situation like this one in the (too) many years of watching too many "reality" series. Now THIS is reality. We see the future in the present. How often do we get to see something like this play out? And it's not like it's a huge tragedy that ANDI and Eric had the blow out - for all we know, he moved on rather quickly, grew from the experience, and didn't give her a moment's more thought. But it was seeing it play out in front of our eyes .... And it's Andi who has the memory to live with. Again, not that she cared about Eric that much. Seeing it play out in TV land was rather jaw-dropping. I can only guess that the rose ceremony was a hot mess. I think Andi WAS pissed that no one came to help her out. She was really loud. Wondering if the pictures of Tasos in US Weekly or InTouch (not that I read either one, lol!) had anything to do with the decision to not bother showing his exit. (He was licking another dude's nipple. Sorry.)

If you call "gossiping" repeating what comes straight out of the horse's mouth "gossiping," then you have a different definition that most folks. No one needs to make up ONE THING about Sherri - she provides all the ammunition wrapped up with a nice big bow and served up on a silver platter. No one asked her to share all the juicy details. No one asked big greasy Sal his opinion either. They BOTH blabbed and ran their mouths. So now she regrets it? Live and LEARN, Sherri. It's about time she shut her mouth and shut down the "hilarious" ('cause she's a Comic, ya know) social media diarrhea. Time will tell IF she can KEEP it shut. Then "we" won't have anything to "gossip" about.

I remember that clip, ginger90 !! Interesting to see after "what has gone down!!" "Jesus Groupie" ... I get that the phrase is supposed to show great devotion, but it makes my stomach lurch a bit to hear it. And coming outta "Sherri Sally's" mouth? Double ugh and just ... gross. More of Mrs. Sally wanting to mix sex into everything she possibly can. "It's so funny" to think of the two exes banding together against her. Not to worry, as she is a "Victorious Survivor." I often forget that the truly dim folks seem to skip blithely through life, causing a wake of destruction in their paths, always blind to the root causes of their troubles, and never quite grasping that THEY are the problem. Then they smile, shrug, laugh and move on to stir up more drama. "Jesus Take the Wheel" of this train wreck!!

Compared to how INTO I was in earlier seasons, back when I liked Bethenny, (Bethanny? Never can remember!), I am NOT so into this show anymore. Tired of Ex-Countess LooAnn, tired of Turtle Time Ramona, and was just glad to see the likes of Jill Zarin be fired. It's hard to top Scary Island, and after awhile, it's annoying to watch them cluck-cluck-cluck over each other. Talking stick indeed! As is the case in almost ALL of the Real HoWives, it is increasingly hard to find anyone to root FOR. They ALL have major flaws. I have a soft spot for Sonja (it's in my brain - the part that makes act LIKE Sonja on occasion), but she could've done MUCH better at that burlesque/cabaret show - cabaresque? burlet? I think she was VERY nervous, and didn't come up with a strong enough act, and didn't rehearse enough. Makes her look extra crazy. Like mentally ill. Her body is so very tiny, and she is in great shape for the shape she's in, but I cringed at a few of the shots. For Amanda to point out the "menopause" stuff was just mean, as I thought Sonja looked good for a lot of it. With the props she had, she could've disguised her flaws much better. For all the so-called training she has done over the years, she should have done better, given the beautiful outfit she had on, etc. It was hard to see the whole show with all the camera cuts, and Amanda's stupid commentary, but Sonja did seem off. Amanda got hers when Bravo lingered on her long breasties. I would label Amanda as the thirstiest of bitches. What's all the Harry stuff? Is he a HoWife? He's gross. I don't even want to google him.