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Lordy they’re back together (for now). I was scratching my head for a minute, given that so much dirty laundry was being aired, then I had a thought that it would cost more to each go bankrupt separately and divorce, they might be left with more negative nothing than if they stuck together and went down together and saved on the lawyer bills. Plus the kids must be quite upset, they have seen and heard a lot but if they couch it with “We are going to concentrate on our family and our Faith (hence the church photo)” and really give this a serious do over it sure is cheaper to live as a family and a lot less complicated as long as there are minor children. Plus they are probably hoping the (negative) attention might turn into some extra dough. I’m sure Kim will never give up her need for attention plus she is a full blown gambler. They may have a period of relative calm and stability, but there are serious issues that caused their rather nasty public bust up, and this story is still chugging along. Also Kim looks Ozempic skinny. I find her gross.

I sure didn’t see this split coming. I figured if Kroy had stuck around this long and with all the Kids at least he was in it for the long haul. Kim is in it for herself. My Facebook feed includes occasional Kashmere Kollections ads that show Kim in her bathrobe hawking her skin care products. Sometimes Brielle would be there. Sometimes you see Kroy, usually adjusting the camera or fetching something for Kim. I was amazed at all the people commenting and liking and giving Kim a tongue bath. She seemed totally into her fancy looking concoctions and totally into her image. Nonstop fiddling with her “hair” and crazy nails. I would love to know how that business has really been doing because I don’t think Kim has any business sense at all. Add on a gambling problem. I laughed when her defense was “I’ve been winning lately.” I understand she is selling her wigs and outfits. And begging to get back on RHOA. Meanwhile Kroy manages by sparking doobies and am 100% with him on that. Latest news has him hiding her designer bags and joolry. Both of them acting foolish no doubt. In front of the kids. Kim took the mandatory parenting class for people divorcing. Maybe she will learn to shut those fat lips and think about her children. Sure I feel bad for them but I felt bad for each of them being born to that mother and I am wondering if they will be better off in the long term getting out of Kim’s lifestyle habits and getting more of what Kroy might be after he gets out from under Kim’s influence. I’m talking of the four youngest. I’m afraid the two oldest gals are too far gone for now. Mostly I am popping the corn and feeling grateful I have lived long enough to see Kim fall and fall hard.

I decided to check out the show today. They are live!! I’ll be honest - they aren’t horrible today. Kelly said she worked all weekend taping another show and they both said she was pretty tired. Maybe … she needs to exhaust herself to calm down and let Mark talk. Hey she can even be funny! Still not my cup of tea, both are a bit too shallow and Mark doesn’t strike me as the brightest bulb. When they discussed blue eyes, Mark seemed clueless about how eye color genetics work, but that’s a nit pick I guess. Generally I pan this show hard, so I want to be fair. They both look great, I personally don’t like the smooth filler look, they both look odd to me but in the same way all folks on TV look - the Real Housewives look - but sure, they keep themselves in good shape (Kelly seems to have settled at a stable weight for her - still super skinny but that’s her look, her choice) Okay! I’m guessing they will settle into their roles and ride the next few years out. In spite of reports that they were “annoyed “ with the negative reviews, I think Kelly took some of the criticism to heart and she is letting Mark speak!!

Not ashamed to say I am digging the negative reviews. Not sure what I ever saw in Ripa. She has the biggest ego for someone who likes to portray herself as an ordinary gal who happens to have a talent? for??? (I’m trying to come up something. What IS her talent?) Happy to see the show peeter out with no one else to blame (except her husband!!).

Not to mention … an extended “sneak peak” of Season Two was aired this past Monday night on The Bachelorette. I was confused. Am I watching ABC promote this Dreck? It was vomit inducing. All their plastic faces and drahwmahhh. Poor pitiful Khloe. Strongest woman evah. Kim drones on about whatever. Someone wishes they would have a normal day yyyyyy. They really have infiltrated our American Kulture. Sickening.

I would have maybe more than a shred of sympathy IF she had shown more than a shred of sympathy for many of the people she dumped on publicly over the decades of her show. Plus I don’t believe some snarky comments on a relatively tame forum is going to have any impact on Miss Wendy the Oh So Famous. She is paying now for her arrogant attitude and above-it-all superiority complex. She is delusional but seemingly won’t allow anyone to help her. Until she can get a clue she can rely on her cats for company. Oh wait …..

I am not familiar with the Michigan campus that Joaquin attends, but my children attended the Ohio State University, and yes - the campus is HUGE and campus buses run all over. It comes in handy when classes are far apart, and of course, when it rains or snow.

It isn’t just that Whoopi presented her point of view. She shut down the others when they tried to speak. She didn’t allow their views the same weight as hers. That doesn’t seem to be how a moderator should lead a discussion. On top of that, her lack of education is glaringly obvious. I am not interested in watching a show where people are praised merely for having a kind heart. I know plenty of kind-hearted and ignorant people. Whoopi remains ignorant and I don’t think she is capable of real growth in that department because deep down she believes she really IS the all-knowing sage. On a side note, I haven’t watched in a while and I was shocked at how bloated she looked. She didn’t look particularly healthy and maybe some time off would be good for her.

It was "shocking" to see how Wendy-centric she was. In her mind, she didn't understand how "this kid" who has done "nothing" relatively speaking, in his short life, has/had MORE followers than MISS WENDELL WILLIAMS. She does NOT understand social media beyond a cursory knowledge. Her point was that some unknown kid was murdered, btw, and how is it that MORE PEOPLE "care" about HIM than WENDEEE????? She is so far up her own ass, it is gross. I actually blame her staff for letting her put her take out like that. For Norman to teehee along was worse, imo, because we KNOW Wendy is awful. That is how she makes her money. It's the fact that she is AWFUL and so FULL OF HERSELF. Ugly woman inside and out. She first spoke of him in the present tense, like he was alive, then drops the murdered part like it meant NOTHING. NO condolences. It was ALL about Wendy. I can't watch her anymore. She makes my blood boil. She is AWFUL!!!!!

I used to hate watch. Now I don’t watch. I still like to keep up with this thread, because I have grown fond of this group. Much like the Wendy Williams group. Some good snark. I did watch the other day will on vacation. It was the day Kelly came out and about the first thing out of her mouth was how she would rather be doing any number of other things than doing the show. Ryan barely flinched, like this was normal talk from her. It felt like a hot mic moment between two coworkers, except Kelly said it like No Big Deal, I’m Over This Job. They didn’t miss a beat moving on to whatever inanity they discussed. Well it was more like whenever Ryan said something Kelly immediately talked over him and turned it to herself. Ryan didn’t really care, so it moved along. A few years ago someone on this thread said something that really made me question why I even watched the show once St. Regis left. I realized I was truly hate watching the show, instead of loving to hate watch, if that makes sense. I picked apart everything Kelly did that annoyed me, which happened every day so at some point it gets old. I get old. Thanks to you folks that continue to watch!!

The Skinnygirl fans can mosey over to HSN today as the "Today's Special" is a "Skinnygirl Sundazed Mouj Sweater Cardigan" ... which IMHO is just a tad on the, er, Uglygirl side, featuring wide horizontal stripes that nicely accentuate the hips. I clicked on the video presentation, gamely hosted by a somewhat unenthusiastic gal who tells us that while she would normally wear an XL or a 1X, she was able to size down to a Large, which is the oldest trick in the designer market - vanity sizing. She explains that Skinnygirl isn't about being skinny - it is in fact about embracing your curves, and thinking "I'm a Skinnygirl" in your head. Or is it "skinny girl?" This started to confuse me, and that made my head hurt, because I am not going to purchase this fugly "oversized" "mouj" schmatta, and as a size Large, do I even WANT to venture into even THINKING I could POSSIBLY wear a size MEDIUM???? Because "medium" is NOT skinny!! You can't fool me there. But I DID want to let the Frankel Fans know about her latest fashion "splash" were - rush on over to pick one up today and today only!! (Until it's in the Clearance Bin.) Only $45 "and change" with a retail value of $89!!!! Such a deal. Hey, Beth - do I get a cut of your profits for the Shout-Out???

I remember being surprised how much I enjoyed his show, the first time I tuned in, and how quickly it became "must see TV" for me. Growing up, I barely knew of him, but as we know, he achieved greater fame in his later years. The timing was right, as I was home with newborns, and watching TV at nine AM on a weekday was a new experience. He had me hooked. Sure, he could be "corny," and sound old and crotchety, but more often than not, he would be entertaining just talking about his daily experiences, especially when Joy was there. Kathy Lee, I could take or leave, (mostly leave), and I remember being excited that they picked Kelly Ripa. THAT feeling didn't last!! When Regis retired, it was the end of an era for me. It feels a bit surreal that he has actually passed. Eighty-eight years is a good long time, and he sure did make the most of his time on earth. He will be fondly remembered by millions for a long time. It is lovely to see the beautiful tributes to him, and to remember him back in the day. I watched the beginning of The View today, and Whoopi and the ladies did a nice segment on him. Whoopi had me starting to well up, and I rarely cry about public figures. I remember watching him as a guest. He was a bit frenetic, but …. gotta love the guy. Nice that Sunny shared that they had bonded over both attending Notre Dame. Regis and his duck!! So silly, but cute and a running gag. He was a generous guy - he made a ton of money, and has given away a ton of money. He made jokes of being self-deprecating - he said he wasn't a star, didn't feel like a big shot. Since he came from humble beginnings, and lived a whole life before becoming "famous," I believe that he didn't really feel like a Star. A big part of his shtick was being a sort of an Everyman. An Everyman who DID become rich, and Joy helped him enjoy some of those riches. And he did have a bit of a bragging side - near the end of his career he knew he had established himself partly by sheer longevity in the business, and he had his Guinness World Record to show for it. He had the Gift of Gab. And even if he didn't feel rich, he knew on some level that he had a LOT of money, and he was able to Do Good with some of it. He was a pretty balanced sort of a guy - he could be crabby, but loved to laugh and joke around. A family man - kind of lead around by the ear by Joy - aka Hell on Wheels, as we sometimes referred to her. A bunch of children who were able to grow up before social media was such a thing. I remember Regis claiming he didn't have an email. Even Kelly Ripa like to brag about not knowing how to use a cell phone, way back when. Now she is well versed in Instagram. I quit watching the show when Michael Strahan was there. It just wasn't fun any more, and I felt bad for Michael. By then it was hate-watching, and I had other shows that filled that niche. I don't miss Kelly. I don't care about Ryan. Maybe some day, I can watch old episodes on Antenna TV, much like the Johnny Carson shows that are on now. I never watched Johnny back in the day, so it is an amusing look back at previous eras. Thank you Regis, for bringing something special into my life for many years. You have already been missed. And your memory will always be a blessing. And not a bad time to "bow out" of this Crazy World. He lived a good life. Rest in Peace.

What is Meghan wearing on her head?? A cross between a pink bathing cap from the '60s and a pin cushion??

Meghan: Blink. Blink. Blink. Blink. Shoulder pads?? The irritating glasses are back. I’m no makeup guru but it looks like an odd shade of under eye highlighter/concealer. Sort of yellow? The glasses frame acts like a border between the blush and her eyes and that’s all I see. “Blah, blah, blah. I know I sound crazy.” ”Marriage on acid.” (????) I’m in upstate New York, so I get half an hour of the show until Governor Cuomo comes on. Half an hour is plenty.

"So, Meghan, how did you spend Mother's Day? Thoughts about soon becoming a mother? How about your own mother?" Meghan: I watched the Real HoWives Atlanta Reunion. It was Amazing. (And, hey - I am not above watching the Housewives.) Could she be any more self-centered and sour sounding? And with the slightest smirk that is supposed to tell us how "ironic" or something she is. And those STUPID glasses. I am irrationally enraged by them. Partly because I am struggling with the glasses/mask issue on those rare occasions that I venture out for groceries. I know she has shared some of her thoughts on being pregnant - how it is affecting HER, but not even a quick something about her own mother? How about her beloved grandmother? At least she didn't mention dear beloved daddy. What a miserable person to be around.

Wendy has angered Amie Harwick's brother and he has demanded an apology. No, Wendy has not yet apologized for her "joke" which used the "Come on down" phrase. She mentioned today that the paparazzi were hanging outside and took her picture when she was out with her niece buying some lightbulbs. This included a side rant about plastic bags and what will she do when the bag ban in New York takes place on March 1. She wraps each piece of trash in a plastic bag before she puts it in her trash can. She showed a picture of herself and her niece on the sidewalk. That "Come on down" phrase wasn't funny, and it didn't seem like she was even trying to be funny. Maybe she thought she was being clever. It was just a weird thing to say, and really tasteless. Lots of people are angered about it. Drew Carey must be furious. I read he was taking a leave from his show. She mentioned that she is dating a couple of good prospects. She wants to get married again, or at least have a life partner. She said that she had hoped, at first, to be married again by THIS SUMMER, but now thinks that is maybe not going to happen. Ya think? Is her divorce even entirely settled yet? I am sure she wants to show the world, and more specifically, her ex, that she is still desirable, but she should wait a good long time before getting serious with someone. She thinks she is living her best life, and loves Dippin' and Doin' it. With all of the crap coming out of her mouth, I would imagine the guys aren't exactly lining up to date Wendy unless they are there for the Wrong Reasons. Speaking of which, I find The Bachelor a LOT more interesting than Wendy's show, and The Bachelor with Pilot Pete and his gaggle of dramatic "girls" is a terrible show. I watch The Bachelor for the Right Reasons (light-hearted snark) and Wendy for the Wrong Reasons (hate watching).

Wendy apologized online for her "out of touch" comments about gay men wearing heels and skirts. She posted a 2:22 minute apology. What surprised me the most was her claiming she watches the show every afternoon when it airs again in her area, and that she critiques the show, all of the details - she is very particular, she says, in how the show looks, the camera angles, the shots of the audience, how she comes across …. she looks at herself and likes what she sees, for the most part, I guess. Except when she watched yesterday, she realized she messed up. I'm guessing she heard from the Twitter that folks were MAD. Cancel Wendell!! She doesn't see what we see. How she can think these shows filled with details of her food, her gifts, her visitors, are interesting …. She must believe she has a great show, and she is happy with it!! It has really gotten worse in the last few months. There are minimal hot topics, and the rest is Wendy's New Life in the City which she thinks is what we want to hear about. She said a couple of times she thinks her show is a novel, a soap opera, a reality show, a movie - I can't even remember half of the words she used. Like she really thinks this personal stuff is interesting. She sounded ignorant like gay men want to be women, but they can't, too bad!! If you don't bleed out your hoo-haw, you're not a woman!! One, gay men don't want to be women, they are gay MEN and two, she offended transsexual women. They are women with/without vaginas. Being "in touch" means you respect what people say they are. If they are women, that's it. If they are men, that's it. Vaginas and penises are not the defining characteristics. More and more people are saying, I'm neither, so you can stop stereotyping me - I'm a human being and maybe that's all you need to know!! So Wendy is in a bit of hot water. Today's show was taped, so no apology on air. We'll see if she has anything to say on Monday. Cue the Q-tips and tissue box and some ugly faces. She has pretty much confirmed she is single and no date for Valentine's Day. She seems bitter. And desperate if she is watching TV, spots a cute guy, and thinks she can track him down and set up a date. That whole story was whack.

Nothing "earth-shattering" today!! It seems like at least half of "Hot Topics" is taken up with talk of the food Wendy eats. Today she spent a lot of time discussing a trip she made with Suzanne, Brendon, their son Jack, and some others to a restaurant in Queens that is in danger of closing because the landlord doubled the rent. Wendy was watching TV Saturday morning and the news channels were discussing the situation at the restaurant, and Wendy decided to call Brendon to see if they wanted to show support and go eat at the place that night. Suzanne got there early to secure seating and check out where the bathrooms were. They had a picture of the bunch of them at the table, I'm guessing Suzanne's family and some of their friends. Also a selfie of Wendy and Jack (age nine? I forget. Cute kid.) It was a nice story, but took up a lot of airtime, and really, who cares? She didn't explain what is going to happen to the restaurant, but maybe she thinks that since she ate there, they will get a whole bunch of new business. We got to hear about all the food they ate - haddock poppers, etc. And another food story. DJ Boof managed to find time to buy a philly steak sandwich to bring to her, but it didn't sound like he stayed this time to "watch her eat it," because apparently that is what he likes to do. He had to catch a plane or something. Makes him sound creepy - he likes to buy Wendy food, shlep it to her place, then watch her eat it??? She did mention the kitties - she shared her sandwich with them. She explains that she eats all of the meat on half of the bread. One of her tricks to keeping her "girlish figure." Not sure if she shared the meat or the bread with the kitties. I'm thinking that it probably doesn't hurt them too much to have occasional human food, but Wendy should stick to the regular cat and kitty food to ensure that they stay healthy. I'm not up on cat diets, but I know it is important NOT to feed certain things to dogs - onions, grapes, chocolate …. Wendy has not mentioned her "boyfriend" in quite a while. I am pretty sure she isn't seeing anyone, or she would manage to slip a few details into her Hot Topics. I get the feeling she would love to let us know she is sharing a bed with someone, and would especially want Big Dumb Kev to know she is getting hot and heavy with another man. If she IS seeing anyone, she is being very discreet. I still tune in, mostly to see how ridiculous she still is, but I am tired of the details of her meals.

Yup. She said she was trying to put the kitties in a carrier to take them to a pet hotel (because she is leaving for California tomorrow) and the cats ran and hid. So she left only enough food for one cat and “a few licks of water.” Wendy has a mean streak. She was also pissed because Lil Kev missed the flight to New York. Sounds like she is taking him and her nephew and niece to Hollywood tomorrow for her big ceremony on Thursday.

I watch most days - partly to catch the little bits of info she tells about her new life. Like suddenly talking about her boyfriend in the middle of whatever "hot" topic she is discussing. She does that all of the TIME and it is super annoying. I didn't even know what the eff she was even talking about, but gathered it was about her man meeting Suzanne and Norman. I think she has been seeing this guy for a month or two. She said one other time that she was seeing more than one guy, but I think this guy has probably been the only guy she has slept with, and he is the front contender for the next Mr. Williams. I don't understand why she wants to marry again. Marriage does not mean you will stay together forever, or that he won't cheat. I would advise Wendy to wait at least two years before marrying. Why bother? Just enjoy your guy, and live each day. Time will tell if you are a good match. Is she even divorced? I read she had to give Big Kev $250,000 to help him find new digs for himself (and new family). I was shocked she was dragging Sharina the other day - stuck with a baby. Think about THIS Wendy - baby is Good Lil Kev's half-sibling and will have a relationship someday. Maybe a very positive one. How sweet that might be!! Aww, cute Lil Sis!! She should keep her mouth shutty about anyone but Big Bad Kev. HE did you wrong, Wendy. I think she is still quite hurt. Naturally. Of course you don't like the side chick. But leave Lil Baby out of it. You can be Auntie Wendy someday. Her Hot Topics are LAME. I have heard of them all before she talks about them, and I'm an old lady. A whole thing about Kourtney and Scott and Sofia??? That is OLD CRUSTY NEWS. I am not a fan of her cozying up to the K's, but can't blame her. She will retire in a few years, and will have a fake friendship with some of them. But that topic was DULL. Even the audience seemed to doze off, and they will jump and scream over just about anything Wendy asks them to. How about Kourtney seeing Younes again? GET WITH IT WENDY. Wendy is half checked out. Half ass watches shows and gives her half baked opinions. I am tired of the food talk, the drooling sounds, the hand gestures. I don't want to hear about cat poop. Cats are relatively easy to take care of, but they DO make a mess in the litter box. I wonder if she has a Person do that chore. I hope so. Thought I would chime in - I can't quite bring myself to take notes of her daily chit chat lately, but I am still watching, unless I have something else I have to do. She seems to have settled into a groove and managed to cobble together a show, and a life, for now. Oh, and I was miffed she shaded Christy Brinkley. What a bitch move!! Very Mean Girl. She had no proof other than a suspicion she had. I guess I watch Wendy to irk myself!!

Wendy comes out in a sort of bedsheet wrap. "I'm pushing through!" She congrats "Little" Nas X for breaking the Billboard record for most weeks at number one with "Old Town Road." Wendy seemed surprised, because she never hears the song on the radio. She thinks he may be a one hit wonder like "Gangman Child." She shows a picture of her wearing some "panty shorts" "Little" Nas sent her. Cardi B is being criticized for getting into politics. Wendy defends her, but snickers at Cardi sitting down with Bernie Sanders. At the Wendy Show, it's all about Hot Topics, Ask Wendy, and twerking (says Wendy). No politics. Nicki Minaj might be getting married, as she and her boyfriend took out a marriage license, and might even be pregnant. Wendy snarks on her boyfriend being in prison two separate times - one when he was fifteen for attempted rape, and another time for manslaughter. Wendy asks someone in the audience (a lawyer) what exactly manslaughter is, and is confused about if it actually involves killing someone. She seems to think it is just about WANTING someone dead. No, Wendy, an actual death occurs. She is a little too jokey about it, and says she really doesn't know the details. Ya think? Faye Dunaway was fired from a one woman show for slapping people, and throwing things. She also made folks get down and scrub the floor. She criticizes Ginuwine's dance moves, and mentioned that he is no longer married to "Solo" and is corrected by Norman - Solé. End of Hot Topics!

She was upset about it. Outraged. I think she was talking about after her show in the Oakland/ San Francisco area. Google shows it about an hour and a half away? I would believe she may have entertained the idea of going, but did she exaggerate to garner some extra attention and have a “story to tell?” She calls herself a Storyteller.

Yes!! She sounded thankful, of course, that she didn't go!!

Today Wendy displays her questionable fashion sense flouncing out in a white blouse with a one-sided pink fringe boa-like border. With jeans. She starts with a report on HERSELF - the Wendy and Friends Comedy Tour that was in San Francisco/Oakland area. She gave it a glowing review. Next to Detroit and BALTIMORE - she made a point of that, lol. Cynthia Bailey got engaged at her wine business. Seems like a good guy. ASAP Rocky is facing two years if convicted. His trial is soon. Wendy is not happy about it. Wendy thought about going to the Garlic Festival, but was too tired. She blathers about how she loves A1, hot sauce, and garlic. The kind with parsley. She must mean garlic powder here, but she also likes roasted garlic. Why do we even CARE???? She loves Baltimore. Then she covers the Armie Hammer kid sucking his toes controversy, Wendy says yuck, but we get to see the picture of Jerry O'Connell sucking HER toes. YUCK. This segues into talk about how Wendy usually does her own nails, but when she gets a manicure, she lurves when the person pushes her cuticles back. YUCK I DON'T CARE. R. Kelly's girlfriends want to model, and act. No one wants them, says Wendy. Unless they turn on him. Then I have a whole list of food Wendy says she ate in her hotel room. Seafood, so she is full of mercury. Chicken wings, collard greens, mac and cheese. Her hotel room was littered with Styrofoam and chicken bones. Room service forgot a fork, so she used the chicken bones to eat with. She didn't call room service back because "knocking agitates her." SO MUCH crap about every little detail in her life. She might as well tell us (more) about her bathroom habits.

Today's Wendy: She bounces out in a striped on the bias number … weird neckline or was it a headband drooped around her neck. She arranges the dress just so, so her long swollen legs are on full display. "Meek Mills is a free man!" A gun charge was thrown out. "Now ASAP!!" Wendy yells, but no applause. She wonders how he is doing. Her prison joke. Har har. (I read he will be locked up for a while longer - Sweden has its own rules. However one DOES wonder how much racism comes into play. Sweden says it has more footage, it sounds like. Time will tell.) Mel B. … Wendy loves to talk about her. She was interviewed and was asked who she thinks is an over-rated artist. Mel B hems and haws and finally says Jesse J. Wendy says she loves Mel B who is good TV, but Mel is jealous because ….. Wendy tells us that Jesse J and Channing Tatum are "out of the closet" with their relationship, but we all don't really know what Jesse sings. Bang Bang All Over You says Norman helpfully. Wendy didn't know Mel had left AGT. On the positive side (in Wendy's mind) Mel did trap Eddie Murphy with a baby. Speaking of Eddie, Wendy says she was thinking about him the other night, and how it will be hard for him as times have changes, it's different now, everything has to be PC, and one wrong word will get you in trouble. Then "Mel, you'll be okay." I am sure Mel is relieved to hear. I will interject and say at least Wendy is covering the gossip and dirt again. Or at least what she wants to talk about, however she does circle around back to her own life all of the time. Lindsay Lohan has a new job on Australia's version of the Masked Singer as a judge. Apparently she is annoying folks with her ciggy breaks and having a "notetaker." Wendy coughs deeply here - irony - I think I lost my focusing skills as Wendy rambled on about using a Dictaphone and joking about it? Something about being responsible and reliable - accountable - and "paying the milkman." She explains what the Masked Singer is about, and messes up saying Patti LaBelle was on it instead of Gladys Knight. Kenya Moore. A story about how Marlo had a wig party for her launch, and Kenya grabbed the mic to promote her own hair products and Marlo threw her out. Then Marlo shaded Kenya about gray hairs. Wendy calls it lame and proceeds to talk about her self again. Her top knot of hair. Oh and this is good - when to do "Number Two" in front of your new man. Because fumes. At what point does she show her new man the sad little top knot. Because Wendy has been sleeping with her wig on y'all - giggle!!! She sums up - Kenya is a mean girl. And we get to hear that Wendy has had a MAN in her bed the last few nights. She may or may not have done Number Two when he is there. I am sorry. Yes her interview with Monica was a Hot Mess. I was thinking the horsehead on her leather holster shrug would stab Wendy in the implant. And Monica gave a good Jesus hug. Wendy was talking like Monica had her own reality show with her soon to be ex-husband. Monica was confused - no, she was on the Family Hustle . She got her kid's name wrong, and called them stepchildren. Monica mentions something about Wendy didn't want her to embalm her. Wendy says only because I am going to be cremated. Monica says, "I do nice nasty, so I know how it is done." Shading Wendy maybe? Later, Monica sang and there was some Ask Wendy. Thanks for the Shout-outs, @Rescue Mama and @TVbitch - I can only stomach these recaps so often!! - a good exercise in focusing, deciphering, and note-taking. And trying to get things somewhat accurate. Editing. Grammar and spelling!! (Who am I trying to kid?? Ha.) You guys make it fun!