Natalie68

So I guess it doesn't bug you. I think it is low hanging fruit. Reach higher.

Comments on someones age/menopause status or childed status meant as an insult means you don't have much going on between the ears. Be a bit more creative. And I HATE women doing this to each other. We are better than that.

It tells me that Lu cares about dick (and spending someone elses money) more than she cares about her friend.

My guess is that was payback for Jules mentioning she and Michael are old money and implying they were much more well off that B. Saying they had a 20,000 square foot house (exact measurements not remembered but YUGE) compared to Bethenny's 3,000. She is shading the shade.

Think of the hijinks! I am thinking he can use the garage or a hidey space under the stairs to nap.

Well its the first and last time these girls have had or will ever have time to themselves. Too bad they aren't using it to their advantage and leaving that shitshow. I want to see ONE of them hanging outside the window of a moving car leaving TTH yelling see ya later mutha fuckas flashing the one finger salute! I am picturing them also throwing the mustard cardi as they turn down the road. A gal can dream.

Right??!! It seems like one should pray for things that really matter and not something that could be achieved if you left your gd house by yourself once in awhile. I don't know, maybe starving and/or sick children, the end to wars, curing Zika/Aids/cancer, ED for Josh, SOMETHING that isn't self serving. But nah, gotta waste the big dudes time praying for a man or the Razorbacks to win some game (just threw that in there).

Yeah I would like to see them getting spanked by a 6'5 Queen when they mistakenly call bingo! Or witness the people begging to be spanked by said Queen.

What I want to know is this. V complained about no one being there at the hospital. No visitors, had to go home in scrubs in an Uber. THEN she also says sick Briana plops the kids in the car and drives the 2 hours to get to the hospital. Which is it? Probably already answered but he couldn't use the bathroom since Kelly's barf clogged the toilet.

THIS says more to me about Tom than his wayward tongue. To me it says he is a controlling asshole who likes to bully to get his way and give ultimatums. I have been with my husband over 26 years (married 25) and he has gotten into my business ZERO times (he did come between me and my bully ex-landlord who looked like he was going to slug me but THAT is it). I think Dorinda has been the one telling EVERYONE'S business and that was B's way of saying push me further and I am busting this wide open. My impression of D is she is THAT person who tries to buy their way into friendships by giving all the salacious deets on others. All done with a smile and drunk arm waving.

Sing it! I am a Beth fan although I will admit that she can be very abrasive and isn't everyone's cuppa. My thoughts of the reunion: Bethenny was exactly like I thought she would be. Caustic and a bit too open with her opinion at times. I think the only ones she really likes on those couches are Carole and Ramona. Luann has a mean streak a mile long. Cares not one bit about Sonja (or really anyone but herself). She came across looking very pathetic in my opinion and I think they all need to let her live in her deluded life (but please, I hope she and Tom are using protection because that is NOT a monogamous relationship). She cannot fight to save her life. One thing I will give B credit for is she gets her facts all lined up so she doesn't show her ass the way Lu was. Lu seems very simpleminded. Sonja PLEASE keep jumping in with your comments. She was very entertaining. Ramona, please get a makeover. You look fabulous yet could look so much better with proper sizing and styles. Jules looked great. Seemed like she gained a bit of weight when she dropped her lilliputian husband. Dorinda is a huge shit stirrer. That's all I have for her. One thing struck me as I was reading the gossip rags yesterday. The woman who had Tom in her **clutches is said to have gone to a casting call in BH. I am kinda thinking that someone from Bravo or Siren found out she had a past and present with Tom who Lu was engaged to and they set up this run in at the Regency. Or, Kyle met her, found out her NY connection, and Kyle, Beth, lady with magical clutches hatched a plan to out this shady 'for storyline purposes' engagement. Either way this engagement is as real as Ramona's boobs. **In Lu's talking head about this woman being there for Tom and him falling into her clutches had me rolling my eyes at the time cause it sounded so antiquated. But then at the reunion when they were talking to Lu about how she took this man from his date she said no one can steal a man. Which is it Lulu?

Personally I think their survival training should have consisted of Black Friday without a chaperone, TGIF at Happy Hour, a Pride parade in San Francisco, Week of Welcome at any non religious university, an actual date with a secular man/woman (no chaperone), and maybe a 21st birthday party of someone who is completely normal. You get the gist. They have more than enough experience being isolated with their brothers.

I really want to see the whole list! This stuff is fascinating to me!

HA!

Frankly as one of the older girls who raised 19 kids she probably didn't realize she had baby burnout. Shouldn't a new baby be exciting? This is her 20th baby. If I remember correctly Jessa wasn't as hands on with the kids but more the taskmaster so Spurgie really IS like her first (or 10th). At 24 or however old Jill is (she looks a good 15 years older) she has already raised an army. There is nothing NEW about her life except she gets to see Derek naked. Not sure how excited *I* would be about that new part of my life. Downtrodden is what I see when I look at her. No sparkle under all that grunge.

I work at a university managing a music/dancing/comedy venue and we have some pretty decent concerts and some are acts just starting out (we have had Ellie Goulding, Neon Trees, OK Go, Bones/Thugs/Harmony, Immortal Technique, Steve Aoki just to name a few). IF I didn't care that we weren't a religious college, if I didn't care about losing my job or pissing off the students big time, I would be SOOOO tempted to hire Flame and request Bin to perform with him. Sadly the only one that would be amused is me :(. After they could go into the college town (internationally known for major debauchery surrounding Halloween) and try and sermon to the students here. I would take one for the team and follow them with my camera. OR I could invite them to Bingo. They don't need to be told it is Drag Queen Bingo ahead of time do they?? Good times.

I prefer to think of the Afterlife as it was in Defending Your Life (Albert Brooks, hilarious!). You have to defend your choices at important parts of your life and depending on how royally you effed it up, or depending on how much you let fear run your life determines how may days to look at. I am thinking JB and Michelle have to look at at least 20 days each. In the movie the guy that put the LIVE in front of NUDE GIRLS (strip clubs) had to look at 9 days (seen as a loser). The food was all you can eat, anywhere you choose, and it is the best you have ever had (my version of heaven!). Depending on how charitable you were, how good of a life you lead, etc determined what class of hotel/motel you were put in while defending your life. Meryl Streeps character got a Biltmore type, Albert Brooks got a medium class hotel, and I suspect JB/Michelle would get a Budget Inn motel off the interstate with the chalk outlines still on the ground of the previous nights 'incident'. This family THINKS they are doing God's work. They are selfish and hard headed dumbshits who THINK they are the chosen ones. They were chosen for something but not what I imagine they think they were (Bin was obviously chosen to clean toilets and Derek was chosen for his AWESOME dance skillz). They were chosen to be a lesson to all, which is just because someone spouts all kinds of jesus stuff and SAY they live to serve HIM doesn't make it true. Also don't let them assist in the birthing of your babies. They really are an ABC After School special about the dangers of no education/child collecting/what happens when the curtain is pulled back, and what happens when the well runs dry (still TBD in these chuckleheads case). I am an atheist so I admit don't believe the religious part but there are people who do and the Duggar message is a dangerous one.

I think he even looks like him.

Good luck! It gets frustrating for sure!

Try a different exercise routine. That might jump start it. It worked for me when things slowed down. I started out walking, riding recumbent bikes THEN added weight training, elliptical, THEN added cardio kickboxing, THEN added spinning. I kept things on rotation. Trying to keep my body from getting too used to one type of exercise. The extra fiber should not prevent you from losing weight and the water should help flush it out. I bet you will have a big whoosh of lost weight soon.

Or Jackie.

Michelle has the wide eyed look down pat. If she were a redhead could you tell the two apart?

Well at least she isn't in her 20's. But please Pris, get some good moisturizer and a good pair of sunglasses. Surely someone in your congregation is still selling Blueblockers.

Holy mackerel! SHE is in her 20's??? She is not going to head into her later years with a youthful countenance.

Aja: I have a feeling Michelle is trying to keep Josie a baby for as long as possible. I am picturing a 50 year old Josie wearing that headband ponytail thing they stuck on poor Meredith last ep.