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I thought she may have meant Janice but as far as I know, there's been nobody named Janice on the show. Just Janice Pork Chop from Orange County.

Who is Janic?

Applecrisp, I feel you. Since my accident and 6 surgeries, my driving days are over. I'm not able to walk to the bus stop and I hated asking for rides. Maybe you can do like I did. I signed up for my city's para transit. It's a part of the city bus system. They come to my door, pick me up, take me anywhere I want to go then bring me home and it's only $4.00 round trip. It doesn't have to be physical ailments. Maybe your city offers something similar.

The sad thing is that she's a fantastic musician. My jaw hit the floor when I saw her play guitar on TV. It's just too bad her awful shtick overpowers her talent.

My grandkids are well behaved so I never have to punish. Being grandma the punishment would probably be only one donut for dinner but whatever. My granddaughter has said she wished she lived here. I explained her experience over here would be very different if she lived with me.

There's no way in hell i could ever do what the people on this show do. I don't have the patience. The Drs and workers are saints to deal with these people as gently as they do. I know this is a mental illness and I'm evil for saying this but I just want to slap the shit out of some of these people. This woman's house is crumbling down and she's screaming because they want to throw out a bent nail. Loved the daughter smoking buds in the bathroom. I was doing the same thing here at home and I was just watching on TV.

Don't be sorry! Its my own issue. I just hate the acronyms so much. But that's my problem. I don't think they're going away anytime soon. Ouch!! I hope you're feeling better. I hope they gave you something for your pain. This made me laugh. See you are funny!!

Its like the "You might be a redneck" jokes. If you're not sure if the positive pregnancy test is due to the abortion you just had by one guy or due to the sex you had with another guy. You might be a Jenelle.

I woke up in the middle of the night once and fumbled for my phone until I realized Roseanne was on TV Land.

Me too. When my phone rings out in public people always recognize the ringtone but a lot can't place where its from. Once I tell them it's the theme to Roseanne they say "oh yeah" and we end up talking about the show. I have a lot of favorite shows but Roseanne is number 1. Truelovekiss, I agree. I'm so lucky that my kids, 31 and 29 have made mostly good choices and have their eye on the future. I stay out of their private lives and we have a great, close relationship because I mind my beeswax. That said, if I ever saw either of them making the choices that most of these girls have made, you can bet your ass I wouldn't have kept my mouth shut. I'd have ridden their asses.

Tatum, all the jobs I listed were jobs that Jackie had. Ok, I'm done with Roseanne now. Sorry.

I'm not ashamed to admit that I've seen each episode of Roseanne so many times that I can recite whole blocks of dialogue. I can also name the episode after a second.

So many Rosanne references! Sniff...I love you guys. NikSac, those jobs are all from Roseanne. Leah couldn't do any of them.

GreatKazu, I've always thought Charo over did her accent. I think She does have an accent but she plays it up. Way too much. She's been living and working in the U.S. for decades, she shouldn't still be impossible to understand. For the record, I think Vergara fakes hers too.

There's always trucking. Or being a cop, or volunteering at the local theater.

Nope. MINE! He lives in the Bay Area and so do I. So neener neener neener to you.

Too bad Dirty Jobs isn't on anymore. I'd love to see my boyfriend Mike Rowe tackle that couch.

I just wish people would spell out the entire word. I don't understand the reason for putting everything in initials and acronyms. Thank you bref.

I used to tell my kids how I expected them to behave when we went somewhere and told them the consequences if they didn't. It worked wonders but they also knew that no meant no and that having a fit would get them nothing. Having a fit or misbehaving resulted in their favorite thing being taken away until they earned it back. Kids learn really fast when they know that no means no. To a lot of kids, no means no unless they scream loud enough. Kids learn that fast too.

Bella, for that...you get a big LMAO.

She also told David's mom that "people in glass whore houses shouldn't throw stones". My favorite show of all time. The theme is my ringtone.

Thanks. All of these damn initials drive me insane.

That really pisses me off. It doesn't matter whether you abused them or not, your body is still physically dependent on them. I'm so sorry they won't help you. The system sucks.

What is a "gender US"?

No typo, I have a small car and it likes to cuddle up on my leg! The only problem is that my cat likes to sleep on my leg too. So the cat gets jealous and it's a big hassle. You can't tell me that none of you bring your cars in to cuddle. If you don't...well that's just mean.