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With Jo having saved Alaric from his vampirism, and Damon, Stefan and Enzo who apparently took such a long time to die the first time around that the Mystic Falls anti-magic fog didn't kill them right away, that they could all essentially be cured of it if they wanted. Caroline and Elena for sure, since they died of being smothered and drowning, respectively. Get them kitted up with a gurney, life support equipment, intubated and ready to go, then roll them across the border.

It's not about friend-zoning nor even has to do with whether one of them murdered another's friend and everything to do with Stefan taking advantage of Caroline's feelings for him so he could continue in his vein of being selfish and wallowing. Then when he got his brother back and he was all, "whee, let's go back to the way things were before!", Caroline was perfectly within her right to tell him to piss off.

Did Frank and Laurel actually have sex on a well lit front porch in full view of the neighborhood? I swear I heard a zipper.

I'm imagining the potential lawsuits from all the patients Herman has operated on since she found out about her brain tumor, plus all the ones she will operate on in the next six months. The plane crash lawsuit would look like chump change in comparison.

I've been wanting the writers to take advantage of the Caroline/Stefan chemistry since season 2. That said, while I'm pretty sure Caroline wants to be more than friends, I'm glad she told Stefan to take a hike. He's been a real shitheel to her and if he wants her forgiveness (and more!), then he needs to earn it first. He can start with some nice groveling. There really isn't a precedent on this show for vampires who turn human again and what becomes of the compulsion, so I feel like they can make up any rule they want to here. So IS Jo a witch? She never really answered the question.

Hospitals let you keep your underwear if you don't need a catheter.

Oh no, I will never feel sympathy for Daniel. Or Victoria or Charlotte. They've all wronged Emily way more than she ever did them. For me, it's the difference between a redeemable character (which they are not) and a salvageable one. They fall into the latter category because they're still useful to the canvas of the show -- maybe not Charlotte, though. They could leave her offscreen permanently and not be missed because she's served her purpose in the narrative by whatever she told Daniel.

I'm interested because all Daniel thinks Emily's motivation for all her interference and screwing him over was just because she was a gold digger. Him finding out she's Amanda Clarke could change his entire opinion of her, depending on how much Charlotte told him.

Have you seen Baby Daddy? Nobody in the cast is exactly Meryl Streep. Christa will be fine.

But that was, as you said, rough seas. Jamie was like that on an ordinary, calm day -- as am I. I wouldn't last on a rough day, and it might take me a day or two to overcome the seasickness on a calm one, but it can be done.

Very few people have the ass that Nikki Minaj has.

David's not ENTIRELY wrong. After the Grayson's wiped Nolan out, didn't Emily buy him that house? By the way, I so didn't notice that article. Even when someone posted about it, it took several people commenting on it before I noticed. I don't know what's wrong with me that it took so long to see the error.

If they decide to write out Jamie's seasickness, I'd be fine with it because honestly, that's been the one character trait I've never bought. I guess the author wanted him to have SOME vulnerability, but really, that can be overcome, no matter how bad it is. I say this as the voice of experience. I get VIOLENTLY seasick. I'll get queasy on an oil platform in the Gulf of Mexico for Pete's sake -- and that's stationary! But after many, many, MANY trials and error (with my friends telling me that I turned green like a looney tunes cartoon), I was able to prevail.

Well A, it's the People's Choice Awards which are already lame and B, the categories are really stupid. Basically, I don't care, especially since when the Emmys come around I still don't care. They never nominate what should be nominated.

Detective JAKE Peralta? Holt's middle name is the same as Jake's first.

Dang. I was really interested in the setup they'd left: Ingrid's pregnancy, Wendy "dead," the Dash/Killian body switch... I won't curl up in a ball over it or anything but I'm bummed to not get a resolution.

There's always the classic democratic quote: "Hey, if you don't like it, go to Russia."

I don't know if I would consider it dropped but since Aidan is dead and Emily has no prospects at the moment, it's not exactly a hot issue. I doubt we've seen the last of Charlotte either but they managed to do a fairly credible salvaging of the character. Not saying she's redeemable but before, I was so disinterested and disgusted by her, I wanted her dead. Now I'm interested in followup on her if they choose to. But if not, I won't really cry about it, though.

Dammit, where's the dislike button?

"Election in November, election in November..." "What? Again? This stupid country..."

I couldn't even bear to watch Nolan getting eviscerated by David. And here I was thinking David had figured out Emily was Amanda but apparently, he really IS a moron. At least Charlotte finally woke the hell up. And told Daniel the whole thing? I'm sad we didn't get to see that. And what's in the envelope Emily left in her purse?

"You're here. I was wondering why all the birds suddenly stopped singing." I have GOT to use that. That, and "there's someone here about her missing Dalmatian coat." I both do and do not want to know why Teddy's underwear has mesh lining. That is very weird. Dump him, Amy!

I set the DVR for it and am now about to watch it but when I saw that Katie McGrath was also in it, I was all, "Score!" I also ridiculously love her. She was my favorite part of Merlin. And Dracula.

Fringe's rating were pretty toilety, Person of Interest at least gets better ratings than that.

Haven't you noticed the several instances of the episode summaries detailing a character and /or plot point and they're not even in the episode at all? Off the top of my head was "Richard leans on Bailey for advice," from the most recent episode.