MadMiniaturist

Craig came loaded (in more ways than one) for bear and I LOVED it!! Madison is ridiculously thirsty. She's parched.

Leva is boring and tiresome. And Madison is about as attractive as your typical, non-descript blond pageant girl.

YES! The first thing I thought when I saw that misshapen mess was that she has had fat injections, a la Kartrashian. It may not be as gargantuan as theirs, but it has that bizarre shape.

I like Leah but she has taste for shit. Her "clothing line" looks like something that should be on Zazzle of CafePress. But her mother, ugh. Every time I see her I'm a little shocked. If the witch from Hansel and Gretel was an old hippie...

I don't agree for one second that Hanna was complicit in this. You sure love beating a dead horse (everything is fake, fake fake). If you don't enjoy the show.....

I googled just now. She has always had full, pouty lips, but lips do thin with age. Maybe she does get a bit of filler now to compensate. I'm not too sure but I might spot a very subtle nose tweak? The tip of her nose now is thinner than back then. What draws my attention now more than anything is the downturned mouth and marionette lines, which lend her a slight puppety appearance. Still, I give her credit for not going hog wild like Brandi, who looks ghastly.

I actually like Leah and agree that she brings something different to the show. I also believe that there is a bit of jealousy on Ramona's part as well. She look like a teletubby next to her.

It looks like Brandi and Adrienne go to the same surgeon. Brandi has had a most unfortunate eye job, for starters.

Love their noses too! This is what makes someone more interesting looking and attractive, to me. HATE the generic, cookie-cutter look, and Leah looks bland.

I'm starting to like Hanna. I thought the things she told her mother were really touching, and wise. Dorinda is a hot mess but her daughter seems to have a pretty good head on her shoulders. Speaking of which, she's striking in a quirky way. She and her mother are what I'd consider jolie-laide. And I mean that as a compliment.

I'm so glad that I get to see more of the "real" Emilia this season. I always thought that she was somewhat of a bore and rather cold. Hardly! She's really likable and funny! So impressed with Jess. She's a wunderkind! It's funny, but after the judges were praising her dessert, they cut to Poh and I saw her shoot a death glare. Methinks she may be a wee bit jealous??

I'm with you guys. I thought I was missing something...

I think that's at least a size 10 ass. I saw a piece of bread in Sonja's hand too! Doesn't fasting slow your metabolism and pretty much set you up for a colossal binge in the end!?

I know people rag on Hanna's looks but I find Amanda rather butterfaced. Can't stand Jules. She reeks of desperation.

Carol did not have a hook nose, weak jawline and chin, gummy smile, and no cheekbones.

That woman was psycho. She used her own daughter's picture to catfish?! WTF!

Yes, because I'm sitting with you lot as well!

I think she's always had that really unattractive mouth/jaw area. Bird lips perched on a weak chin.

To imply that Kate is a bigot is ridiculous. Simone supposedly has two years of experience. Kate puts her on service and each time, she is like a deer in headlights. Why must she be forced to train someone in the middle of charter on simple basics!? She just doesn't have it, end of story. I would have done the same thing....stick her down in laundry where she is comfortable and not acting like a bumbling idiot in front of guests.

Well Courtney certainly packed on some poundage. I read that Mattie from Party Down South will be joining the cast. Does this mean someone goes home early? I'm here for the hot mess! Oh, and Nilsa's lips look redonk.

I never saw a trace of hotness. Besides the completely bland face and sloping shoulders, I also found him a bit creepy.

I've always that that they look like a family of rodents. That kid does not need all that hair. It just swallows up his compressed too-small head.

Yep. She was as high as a kite. She was totally checked out during certain scenes.

I like Tinsley, but if anyone is hard and angular looking (apart from Beth), it's her!