Joan of Argh

I dunno if it's truth or not but a friend of mine had a babysitter who would make her and her baby sister eat hot peppers and then laugh watching them gag, choke, scream and she wouldn't let them spit it out. When she told her parents they accused her of lying and told her to stop it. 😖

Two of those horses look like they have fire blowing out of their asses. Must have eaten at Janelle's 😦

I have some tooth whitener I'd like to sell her

Her ass and her gut are the same size... Pudge and Sludge... 😲 Someone pass the brain bleach

All I can say to Meri is.... Be careful what you wish for. She brought Robyn into that family... You reap what you sow.

I guess shaving your armpits isn't trendy enough for Pudge 🙄

Good lord... He has bigger boobs than his wife. 😲 At least they can save money by sharing bras.

Well they keep saying that they want to move by August to get the kids started in school so I guess last April makes sense?

I don't hate her, I'm enjoying her this season cuz she's running the show and the other wives are following along like idiots. 😂

Just rewatched Christine saying that it's the most gorgeous property she's EVER seen.... Obviously she doesn't get out much or travel because I'd honestly have to say it's one of the most mediocre properties I've ever seen. Dirt, sage brush, rocks, a few ugly trees in the distance that look like jack pines and an oversized bump that the Brown's call a mountain. Someone needs to tell Christine,,, that sound she hears isn't angels singing... it's prairie dogs screeching as they drop dead from plague.

Wow... What a sad line-up.... Pudgy blobs dressed in the ugliest clothing I've ever seen. I bet Lizzie is spinning in her grave 😲

I agree, they have a nice house but the decor is from the 90's The kitchen cabinets are so old fashioned and everything looks chipped, scratched and dented. Maybe they were too distracted with Jazz and her needs to think about updating the house. I'd love to see their home renovated with new paint and furniture etc. 👍

Yup same here... I wouldn't want any of their houses. Not to mention all the damage due to wear and tear..... In the last episode I paused and zoomed in a few times and all the drywall walls had gouges and dings everywhere plus some of the corners were dented and metal exposed so you wouldn't be able to walk in and give it a new paint job.... You'd have to do a BUNCH of preparation, filling, sanding and primer. I zoomed in on the cabinets and they're really badly chipped and scraped... Who knows what else is wrong. 🙄

I don't think that's the problem. The weird thing was Jazz said she told Ahmir all about the construction of her VAGINA 10 times on the phone and online and he never acted creeped out or like it was creepy... Then she tells him with her mom standing there and he acts all weird and says it's creepy. Maybe he just wasn't comfortable discussing his girlfriends cootch with her mom standing there? Who knows... The whole thing was awkward as hell.

I meant in more detail than we saw in a few minutes on the show... All we heard was stitches blew, it was a mess and Dr ting fixed it... I thought Jeanette might give the moms more info.

I totally understand the adults liking the location even though it wouldn't be my choice. But if I was a teenager the last place I'd wanna be is out in the sticks... I wouldn't care how many camp sites, hiking trails or ski slopes are close by. I did all that stuff as a teenager but that's what we drove to because we lived near the other stuff, malls, theater, restaurants etc.

Exactly it looks like it's way out in the sticks... So much dust, freaking wind blowing all the time...blech! I hate it. 👎

I think they're a good deal if you're the type of person who actually likes trying new products and uses the stuff. My oldest niece would be an excellent person for a cosmetics themed box... She loves trying all that stuff and is always experimenting with new make-up techniques. I just don't think Janelle is that type... I'm close to Janelle's age and I have the tried and true products I love and I'm pretty set on the make-up I wear... Not a lot and no experimenting so a box like that would be a waste for me.

IKR....but....She's a delicate snowflake and needs a certain type of nurturing... The type that costs $40+ 🙄

I'd say she stands like she's got a broom stick up her ass 😂

Omg check out the huge belly/ass/torso on Janelle! 😲 I see a visit to Dr. Now in her future.... Strive my ass.

What a bunch of clowns!!! Well maybe TLC can squeak another season out of this trainwreck after all.... "Sister Wives.. Return of the Plague" I noticed that Kootie immediately brought king Sol near so he was safe... Meanwhile he yaps as Truely continues to play in the Prairie dog hole and eat the dirt. 🙄

She's such a sad sack of shit... Nothing new, edgy or stylish A total cliche from the top of her Nirvana grungy, greasy hair and frumpy plaid shirt to the tip of her bare feet, black and white sneakers. poor little snowflake needs a therapist 🙄

From what I can see Janelle's box contains your standard pampering crap that you can buy everywhere. 1: Mana Kadar Champagne body scrub with charcoal and dead sea minerals 2: Dr Brandt "No More Baggage" eye de-puffing gel 3: Ouai leave in hair conditioner 4: Tula purifying face cleanser 5: Daily Concepts daily Detox brush 6: Korres wild rose vitamin C brightening and sleeping facial cream 7: Unplug Meditation - multicolor diffuser with "Happy" essential oil 8: S'ip By S'well to sip in style 9: Lavido aromatic body lotion And last but not least..... *DRUMROLL*... 10: ELEVEN by Venus - Jump Rope Like Janelle jumps rope... Give me a break. I might have missed a product cause once I saw the jump rope I was laughing too hard to see. 😂

Exactly... Totally ridiculous but it's Janelle and that's her modus operandi. A friend of mine signed for one of those box subscriptions (I think hers was Birchbox) She cancelled fairly quickly because while it's fun to receive a present full of goodies every few months she didn't actually use or like a lot of what she received and it was a waste of money. I suppose Janelle gets hers for free in exchange for hawking it to others but they'll have to shell out the dollars for theirs... No Thanks!