Red Bridey

Yeah, Jordan, you are so wrong about that. There are scads of reasons to hate Mina, but you don't have the right to dictate your father's choices. Don't make me hate you, too. And all you have to do is wait it out. Mina is going to dump your father soon enough. Although his money is going to pay child support for Maria and Potential Fetus Sibling so you had better plan on making your own money, honey, and don't count on an inheritance!

Hey, she dressed "sexy" to show up Jordan, remember? She failed miserably!

I was thinking a large man, a big dog and a little yappy dog and a business is a *lot* to fit into that tiny apartment. Shekki obviously has never considered that. It's hard to flounce off on a beach with nowhere to go!

Why doesn't Sarper demand Shekki get a new bed? How many "clients" did she service there during her escort days?

Hello, my lovies! I can't wait to snark with you all!

Oh, the "On this season of LAL", I am concerned that the course of True Love does not appear to run smooth.

Well, JK sure has a type.

So are JK, Bonnie and Brooke the aforementioned throuple? I suggest JK just call whichever one he's currently romancing "Bee" so he doesn't mess up.

This is NOT a conversation I would want to hear when I am trapped in a chair at the beauty salon.

This guy's an addict from a whole family of addicts, all now in recovery. He dated Michael and immediately relapsed on meth when they were together. Michael went to jail and this guy had to confess his using to the family. It's clear nobody thinks this relationship is a good idea -- not his family nor Michael's family.

Northern Vermont This guy sounds like a previous felon but I can't put my finger on which one. Maybe Louis from Lakeland?

Brody and Brantley?? BRANTLY? What kind of a god awful name is that! OMG, two baby daddies, no "fathers"...this chick needs to reevaluate her picker. She has bad bad BAD man sense. Who does the felon sound like?

Loving all the snark! Two pages already!

Honey, Julius has still never seen you. The pictures you sent him look nothing like you in the flesh.

Who on God's green earth thinks Savannah is too good for Bradly? She seems just about on the same level. What was that thing she picked up?

Hello, my felonious friends! Killing time until the start of a new iteration of LAL! Type at you soon!

Well, that's it for me, my lovely Pounders! Hope you have a lovely remainder of the week, and see you on Friday Felon Fun, a new season! With some holdovers. Hugs!

Lacey, you still have a hundred lbs to go before skin surgery is feasible. And you're still eating too much so get with the program. Cute little house she's got there.

My mom was put into hospice (in her home) and those people were wonderful. They told me that she would pass in a week when I could see no end to the situation. Got my out-of-town brothers up by Thursday and she passed on Saturday night. AFTER we had gone back to my house for the night! I had just gotten into bed and got the call. Thanks, Mom! Very typical of her calling the shots! 😉🤗

Making a prediction that <Not Lacey> will go home and not make the bare minimum effort to stick to the diet. No WLS for her.

I'm here, off and on probably. I don't remember either of these women. My stomach is growling, I think I'll have some soup and a sandwich for dinner.

I had my neighbors over for a catch-up and some St. Patrick's Day beverages so I missed the show! It was unexpected so I didn't have time to file the required paperwork and I beg y'all's forgiveness! 🙏🏼 A lot of nothing there, but I did crack up when Josh, after trying to prevent Natalie from killing his wife/ actual girlfriend after dumping her, dramatically put on his sunglasses and trudged off, slumped despondently like, "This hurts me more than it hurts you." Natalie, looking off in the distance with a brave Scarlett O'Hara expression on her face..."Tomorrow is another day!" Send these two their SAG cards! Bye, Darcy! We'll see you next season on the Last Resort, milking this show for every last penny. Sophie's confused. No duh. She'd be confused if you asked her how's she's doing. Rob, there must be other women in LA for you to pursue. You're no prize, either, but you don't need to keep trying for a relationship with someone who can't put two consecutive thoughts together. Jasmine and Gino. Don't care. For some reason, my DVR didn't record Btw the Sheets so I looked on the program grid to record a repeat. Had to scroll til Sunday! But if I want to see Pillow Talk, Baylon or Baldwin repeats, I have multiple options. Grrrr

I know I've mentioned how bad my memory is, but I don't even remember Mistress Isabella. Can anyone refresh my memory on her heinously villainous actions?

She wasn't smart enough to make her wardrobe adjustments during the break, as it was a dead certainty she would be lip syncing. But I guess that's the downside of optimism! Or she could have just stood there and you know, acted the song. It didn't require a lot of those ridiculous acrobatics the queens like to toss in.

Good night, all! I can rest assured that all these couples will work out their issues like adults and that there will be NO.DRAMA ever again! Sweet dreams! Until tomorrow night when we meet again at the Last Resort, not for the Last Time unfortunately! Hugs!!