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The lady in the blue behind JB has the best stank face after the kiss! It’s the highlight of the entire clip. I could have done without all the moaning though ?

I thought I heard 6 week courtship but I could be wrong. Am I the only one who thought Austin should have gotten the hotdog socks since he’s the biggest weiner? ETA: the first look made me sentimental. I’ll probably never get married, but even if I do, my dad’s dead so I’ll never get to have that moment. I also like her dad more than Kendra’s; he doesn’t seem quite as fame whorish. And she doesn’t titter as much. And will someone take those noisy ass babies out of the sanctuary? Jeez Louise you can barely hear the vows!

I have to sound bitchy or negative, but her hair looked positively terrible and I was only 1 seconds into the video. Assuming she got her hair done at the venue, we can’t blame it on outside humidity. I’m betting a combo of cheap products, split ends and mediocre talent. It’s a shame because she was a cute bride otherwise.

They can’t do that. He might encounter the wrong kind of Christian, little toddler huzzies in sundresses with no leggings, or...gasp...minorities or Catholics?

I think Joy wanted to be married, but only for the benefit of righteous fulfillment. I don’t know that she fully understood what marriage really entailed. Of course, if Michelle was your example, you’d be disillusioned too. All MOTY has to do is court Boob by day, and screw his brains out by night. Who wouldn’t want that kind of marriage?

Since Kendra’s dressed to go home, I guess they’re awaiting discharge. That’s the outfit she wore home I believe. I’ll give the sitting on the bed a pass this time.

I don’t think Nicole is mentally challenged either. She’s just dumb as dog shit! As in she does not learn, nor does she want to learn, from her mistakes, she’s obtuse, and irresponsible. Deep down, she knows the whole marriage doesn’t feel right, but she keeps forging ahead because it’s what she wants and that’s all that matters. I also think she’s lazy and stupid enough to think the photo copy would work. She probably waited until the last minute to get the damned police report, and then didn't have time to wait before she left for Morocco. As much as she says she wants to marry Azan, she hasn’t been the same since Voicemailgate. She may subconsciously be relieved but too cowardly to call it off and hear the I-told-you-sos from her family. Plus she’s selfish as hell and really doesn’t care about what that farcical “relationship” is doing to other people. And her parents don’t hold her accountable, so apologizing is a foreign concept to her.

What a dumpster fire this show is! David & Annie So let me get this straight. They’re moving to a storage facility, which probably sells boxes, but they move their belongings in used Wal-Mart bags? David borrows money for whore dowries and blow jobs, but he’s too proud to ask for a few boxes from Chris’ storage facility? Whuh?!? Pao & Puss That is as a fake ass fight. She couldn’t even hold in her smirk. If Puss was a real man, he would have left when she stormed out the room. One night at a hotel without answering her calls would put something on her mind. She’s so narcissistic it isn’t funny. Newsflash chic, you’re an old, married, washed up never-was, with muppet hair who peaked in high school. Your carrr-rear is already over. My guess is if she doesn’t return next season she’ll be on the Miami version of the chittlin’ circuit. Jorge & Anfisa This, ladies and gentlemen, is a fine example of why you don’t dip your spoon in just anyone’s pot. Jorge is a complete loser, and I get why mystery mom would be pissed if he called pretending all civil like everything is kosher. But chick is cray cray. Like nuttier than squirrel shit crazy! She sounds a little emotionally unstable, and clearly in denial about insulting Anfisa. Not that Anfisa has wonderful character traits either. But you can’t necessarily fault the new lady for not knowing about you upfront. It was Jorge’s job to tell her, and he’s a lying liar who lies. Not wanting him to spend money on child support because it cuts into Anfisa’s stash is wrong. But not wanting to get involved in that mess if that’s not originally what you signed up for is understandable. It’s grade A fuckery any way you slice it. Molly Where did she get those boots? They’re so gawdy they’re almost cute. Hands down the tackiest Chrissy Lou’s I’ve ever seen. Olivia got all the sense in that family. That goes for grandma, grandpa, uncle and mom. I hope she goes to school in California. Pedro & Chantal After watching the recap of the fight, I’m convinced Winter goes to Molly’s shop. Those bazooms were defying gravity weren’t they? I don’t sit up that high and I had a breast lift. I also don’t blame River for not answering her calls after the fight. What could he have said or done that wouldn’t have made matters worse? Pedro was, is and will always be a major asshole! He wasn’t even remotely sorry for what happened, saw no wrong for his actions, and was downright condescending is his fake apology to Chantal. His sister can do no wrong but Chantal’s siblings can’t stand up for her? And remember he’s the one who said Chantal couldn’t control herself but Nicole could, yet Nicole jumped in the fight. Chantal didn’t. I also can’t stand people who toss around the d-word. Put up or shut up bitch! I’d kick him out and cut my losses. They’re doomed. Danielle Why is this dunderhead on my tv? Again? Please go and take your fat, homely, racist, ruddy-faced friend with you! I feel no sympathy for her. She thought she could import a sex slave/boy toy and it backfired. Despite what she says, she went into this willingly, and Mohammed owes her nothing. Technically she defrauded him by lying about her criminal past and money troubles. Melanie & Devar They’re boring, but I thought her son was a sweet kid. And I did like Devar’s interaction with him. I detest her sister Beth. She’s as hatelful and racist as they come but she doesn’t see it. Practically every word out of her mouth was a dog whistle every time she appeared on the show. I don’t know who else was shown. I quit watching and I agree, if it’s this heavily scripted and manipulated next season, I’m done.

Lemon pepper? Yep, I’d shed a tear or two.

I don’t mind the sewing camp for a few reasons: a) Anna and Jana are good seamstresses, so maybee the girls wanted to go to be able to share this activity with them; b) it’s not like they wanted to go to Robotics or soccer camp and were told this was the only option; they don’t know anything else; and c) at least it’s a marketable skill if they stick with it and have the talent. My late aunt was a master seamstress and had contracts with the local school board and she sewed for weddings (bridal gowns included). There was plenty of money to be made.

I think she just wanted to get laid... No judgement here. I get it. It’s just a shame she was forced into all that wedding hoopla when it doesn’t seem like she wanted it. She probably would have been cool with a minister at the TTH and a slice of homemade wedding cake. I think it’s unfortunate when brides feel compelled to have weddings for their parents or family.

I ❤️ that movie! My mom and her SIL have the same first and middle names. It’s confusing as hell for the little kids.

No more Alfred Angelo! I heard people lost money and gowns

Well it wouldn’t be the first time something got “lost in translation” with Azan.

Yep. Just in time for a special announcement suring the upcoming season ? I see Temperance beat me to it

Yes!!! Why does every fundy choose pink or some such variation? It really shows how immature they are IMHO. Not that adults can’t wear pink, but candy pink? It’s like little girls playing dress up. (I loathe the color pink btw. Mom made me wear it too much as a kid). I’d love to see someone with steel gray, or wine or marine blue. Or she actually went to a real bridal salon. Surely there’s a David’s Bridal in Arkansas. And while most of these weddings were occurring, there was an Alfred Angelo too.

His cheap ass bought whatever was on the rack at Sears. With 400 bajillion kids to marry off you think he’d invest in a nice suit. Or two or three. Maybe a gray, navy and black to cover all occasions. Surely he can spare $300 at the local men’s Warehouse. You get a lot for your money there.

I’ll give the judgemental ol’ bitch a pass since most people want to visit a new baby and I’m sure she’s well acquainted with Kendra. Even if she’s not, she should be familiar with Joe and it’s his kid too. I hate to say this, but I think it’s actually nice of her to do so. And an extra grandma/babysitter is always welcome. I’ve been to hospitals were young children were prohibited , and others where they were not. It’s not ideal, and I wouldn’t really be down. Depending on how often Izzy goes to the TTH, how germ-ridden can he be? It’s not like he goes to school. I don’t see Sam though. I wonder if he went too. Since he can’t cover his mouth yet to cough/sneeze, I’d be more worried about him.

I noticed that Winter kind of checked Chantal too. Like she’s had to make her pull herself together before.

OMG yes! I just want to send Azan a gallon of organic coconut oil and some Miss Jessie’ s, dry shampoo and a scrunchie for Nicole, and scissors and Nexxus Humectress for Puss and Molly’s lawyer. Is there no budget for these things? Is the humidity too much for Puss in Miami?

From my vantage point on the sofa, it appears Nicole jumped on River’s back and head and tried to attack him. She tried to sneak him while he fought Pedro. It looks like he fell on her while trying to pull her off his head. So again, I don’t feel sorry for her one bit. Not for violence against women, but if you jump into a fight between two men, you deserve to get knocked the fuck out! Everyone has a right to defend him or her self. She weighs all of 100 pounds; what was she going to do to help? She’s also got the mouth of a piranha, so I could see her trying to bite him.

I was thinking the same thing! That’s a dress from the juniors section. Not MOB! The dress and the hair remind me of Witch Hazel from the Looney Tunes. Maybe they interfere with the boob smoosh during side hugs.

I vote no longer than collar length. She can pull it off with her facial shape and she would look less haggish.

I finally figured out who Molly’s lawyer looks like.