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@TheRealT all good points. And I don't mean to be even more depressing, but I bet Kaiser is also enjoying the jubilant mood in the house. And maybe they're giving him presents and a lot of attention? Like a "honeymoon phase." He will come to expect that UBT treats him rough, and then he's verrrrry nice afterwards. Blech.

@Maharincess I would suggest following Chelsea on instagram. I check it pretty often and there are always cute (and appropriate) pics & videos.

I googled dentist and the top result said "Doctor who specializes in oral health." I'm honestly leery of watching last night's episode. I can't imagine Jenelle's and UBT"s reactions to what Jace said for the whole world to hear.

There is something so disgusting about accused child abusers in general (& Jenelle in particular) reciting all the ways their children could have been bruised. "But he's so active! He plays sports! And swims! and goes to daycare! Seriously he's a bruiser!" My poor son had a couple bad falls when he was a toddler that left a nasty bruise around his eye. But I remember specifically how/when he got those bruises and I didn't feel compelled to list off a dozen ways he *may* have gotten them.

When Casey said her last relationship was 8 years ago, then the camera shows a pic of her and a dog, was I the only one that laughed? It looked like she was saying her last relationship was with that dog and he broke her heart.

OMG I didn't notice this!! Reason #37 why I love their scenes!

You guys have already said it all! I love y'all so much. I came here to comment on Chelsea's scene when she and Coley loaded up the kids to go to Chelsea's Dr appointment. It was nice to see them acting stressed/human. Normally their scenes are so calm and happy it's hard to believe they must have their "moments" like everyone else on the planet. First Chelsea yelled at Cole about forgetting the baby's blanket. Then she was so worried they were going to be late to the appointment. Then Cole slowly says "Where..the..HELL is your backpack?!" to Aubree. UBT says stuff like that on the regular, but with Cole it seemed so out of character for him I laughed out loud.

Wow. UBT has truly transformed into a deranged lunatic mug shot before our very eyes.

Well if Jenelle and UBT thought the calls to CPS & the Sheriff about the safety of their children were a nuisance before, just wait til the news hits that their house is sinking and their septic system is screwed up. Imagine the concerns of the kids' teachers, Barb, Nathan and his mom, etc.

lol @Mkay! Thank you for the clarification!

Another weird thing I noticed with Jenelle & David; it looked like when David's mom came back from child exchange (the argument with Nathan), Jenelle and Marissa are in the background eating what looks like delivery pizza and drinking Coke. David looks like he's cutting up a veggie tray (?) or something and all of a sudden his Mom says "I'm gonna grab one of your pickles" and it looks like he's laying out pickles from a jar out on a plate? FREAKS. Or they just had the munchies.

I thought I was a regular on this board, but I missed what "PPP" means?

So Kaiser is the "bad one" little Endtable is the "cute one" and Jace & Marissa are completely ignored and forgotten, That atmosphere is so damaging to ALL OF THEM.

YIKES. I just caught the last 5 minutes and Jenelle and David scared the beejesus out of me. The way they talk to and around those children makes my blood run cold.

lol Just like when Vinny in Jersey Shore met Mike's sister and said she looked like Mike with a wig on.

When Chantel does her talking heads, she looks like she's literally trying to speak through gritted teeth. I don't know if she talks like that all the time, but I really notice it in her TH's. Also. Has anyone else noticed the intro thingies they show before they show a couple's sequence...in Chantel and Pedro's, they look like they are both trying really hard to get a modelling job. They're both "posing" and staring off dramatically into the distance. In different directions. I searched the googles and couldn't find it, but It cracks me up every time.

@ZaldamoWilder her name was Beverly. I can still remember the traumatized friend in a slightly Canadian (?) accent exclaiming "Beverly! OH BEVERLY!" as she saw the hoard and all the dog feces. I looked her up for an update and I believe Beverly passed away.

I think Sammy not showing up to this series was the smartest thing she ever did. The drama between her and Ronny was unbearable, both for the roommates and for the viewers. Whenever the new season starts I would love if they'd have Sammy there, but leave Ron out. They can alternate their appearances! I love the new, more mature Mike. He really is trying to be a friend to Ron, but Ron is a dick so what can you do? I like Jenni, but her and Snooki's plastic surgeries have rendered them nearly unrecognizable.

I am still laughing at this!

In the comments after Tyler tweeted about going to see Cate, Amber Porkwood said "take her a quesadilla to cheer her up." LMAO Also, I checked out their crappy kids' clothes and there was a pair of "faux suede" shorts. With giant fringe. THAT YOU HAVE TO HAND WASH AND HANG TO DRY. When my kiddos were small, I hate up WalMart and Target. Babies and kids need clothes you can throw in the washer! Just goes to show how little Tyler and Cate actually know about actually taking care of a human child.

I caught the last of the episode today and saw Nova's hair, WTH?? She was lying back (on an ottoman or something) so her hair was all hanging back away from her face. It looked like she had some hair loss and that also whatever hair she did have left hadn't been brushed in 3 years. I could be imagining it, but it looked so odd to me and I realized no one had mentioned yet in this thread.

David wearing a big fake hand?

I tuned in just in time to see the last bit of the surprise bedroom makeover that Chelsea did for Aubree. Then Drew (credit Devoid) said "How about the other moms? Have you all done any surprises?" and Jenelle pipes up "Well like yea when we got like emergency custody of David's daughter, we like went out and got her all new furniture, you know, kinda like Chelsea did..." And I died laughing b/c of all your all's comments about how much Jenelle tries to copy her :)

Why in the world would Kaiser not have shoes on in the pic above? He walks! It's not like UBT is going to carry him around all day.

I mis-read this as "Kail screaming feed me." Which is also possible.