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Does she actually want guests to steal the coasters (or is she selling them)? I was given some (plain) slate coasters, but I hated them & donated them. Slate is hard and non-absorbent, so your glass clanks loudly on it and condensation drips onto the table that you were trying to protect. No thanks!

It must cost >$200 to get Noël spayed & vaccinated, unless the former owner lied about that too.

The puppy didn't look like a Golden or Lab, more like a terrier/shepherd. But tiny Noël didn't look 4 months old either; considering how big she is now, she should have been much bigger at 4 months. She now looks like a pitbull/Jack Russell terrier mix, with some shepherd.

I dare not think of where she is going to apply that "comfort balm". There is ~$200 worth of CBD products in this picture.

I was going to say 60.

Snarking does keep the mind sharp, because there is often the desire to make each snark more biting or funnier than the last snark (and the Browns provide excellent fodder). Who knows, scientists of the future may find snark to be a dementia preventative even better than working crossword puzzles.

And her neck looks rilly inflated.

After grandpa was murdered, his sons (possibly including Janelle's father) attacked the other cult leader and spent some time in jail.

I doubt the CSA gives her bushels and bushels of collard greens every week. They were probably accumulating because she wasn't using them and instead eating her usual grab-and-go junk food. Why bother with a CSA if you are going to throw everything in a compost bin because you were too "busy" to prepare & eat your local vegetables. You do actually need to eat them to get the health benefits.

Last Fall when Mariah posted her schedule, it seemed to include a couple of blocks for "interning". But in first term it may just have been observing others, not interacting with clients herself. She skipped out on one of her biggest blocks to stay home and rest her "cute little uterus". I hope she flunks out too!

There were better mountain views in Las Vegas from the back bedroom windows of the houses on the west side of the cult-de-sac!

And hot water. After a few washes, Meri will have to start advertising her charcoal grey towels.

with curls to match

You'd think that her blissful smirk would drive people away.

I'm a chesty COL who sometimes goes braless within my own home, but I certainly don't take photos and post them on the interwebz!

And that would be for a serviced lot. They have to pay to bring in all the utilities and deal with their sewage.

And don't forget the bottom two feet of her under layers were died jet black, so she has three tones. Or possibly four if those are lighter streaks added to her natural hair (which makes her look like she's going grey).

Breanne was a baby in Robyn's revisionist history 'pitcher' and it could have an effect on her memory. You know how you think you remember things from when you were little, but it is probably the memory of seeing the photos of yourself at various events over and over? She's probably 'remembering' sitting on Kootie's lap as a baby long before she ever met him.

If she wants to be so natural, why does she dye her hair a colour not found in nature? A few years ago she was blonde and typically wore two shirts at a time - a modest one with long or 3/4 sleeves under a summer top.

Could be a bit of both. Maddie, Caleb & Axelbrush moved to North Carolina in January 2019, which would have been about the time Janelle gave up "trying" to sell the homes.

Even if he did have them all lined up, like the Big House idea it proves that he doesn't understand his wives or wives in general. They like to have input in choosing or designing their own home.

And he humiliated her again when they were in Flagstaff looking at rentals and Meri asked why he got a room with two beds. Of course she walked into that one.

Janelle used hosting open houses as an excuse to see Maddie & Axelbrush. As soon as they moved to North Carolina, another agent from a different compay became the listing agent on all 4 homes.

Maybe Meri tripped in her clodhoppers and fell on Janelle's knee. Logan and Aspyn were both born before Mariah, and Janelle was pregnant with Maddie, so all three wives were together when Meri was pregnant with Snowflake.

If Mykelti wore rose-coloured glasses, she wouldn't have needed to dye her hair - she could have just put on the glasses and looked in the mirror. And change to green glasses when she was in the mood for green hair.