Maverick

There had better be a Darth Vader helmet shaped lair in a swamp in that script

Dumped him in favor of a reality show attention seeker, who's cheaper and easier to control. Michelle is obnoxious. I didn't see anything impressive about her piece. White walls with a simple brick stamp and some red gel splattered on it. Yawn.

I know Zoom still happened. I meant we don't know if Linda moved away because of it or not.

Maybe, maybe not. Flashpoint.

Maybe Iris is crashing with a friend. Maybe even Linda Park.

Ward on Agents of SHIELD wasn't even compelling yet they kept twisting themselves into knots to bring him back.

The funniest part is, the producers quit doing any Starfleet/Maquis tension because they thought the show was heavy and wanted to have fun.

This is going to be a trainwreck. They pretty much lost me at 'another prequel', but the apparent disinterest in getting it developed says this isn't really a top priority. But hey, they've got some not-so-snazzy turtle neck uniforms so maybe we should cut them some slack.

Especially when his brother is named Jake.

AROMATICALLY INERT CRAP?

My burning question after watching this episode: so when does Fear the Walking Dead start again?

For fuck's sake Peachy. We get it; Adam's in the middle. Basic math, 5 - 2 - 2 = 1. We don't need you to repeat it 50 times.

Excuse you, that's Figtayls. (Just in case you needed to vomit a little more)

If I find out creepy, overly bearded Nick with the technology molestation fixation has 'handled' my laptop with his Dr. Sphincter gloved hand, I'm returning it. And suing.

I believe TC has said he's not interested in playing 'real' Wells thinking it would be too boring a character. AT the time, they seemed to e taking the position in time only rippled forward, not back. So Eddie killing himself in the present caused any trace of Eobard to be erased from that point forward. But any point in time where Eobard prior to that, he still existed. Of course the whole time remnant nonsense negated that idea, which isn't surprisingly since they clearly have no internal logic for time travel works and wouldn't follow it if they did.

Why would you be worried about one Wells being evil...especially after you've sent out a message to the entire frickin multiverse. I mean just put a damn neon sign on Earth-1 saying 'Hey! Come invade us. We're a bunch of dumb fucks!' These people are more worried about alt-Well's accent and clothing (well, not so much the later since they picked one with a hipster douche hat) rather than if he can be trusted or not.

According to Wikipedia, most of them are CIA codes to identify persons, places or operations. Some, like Kudove are apparently real codes. Others appear to use a known prefix. This week's episode is a reference to Langly, which is the only one that makes sense as that's where the recruits went this week. I don't know how Lipstick fits in...other than maybe some scriptwriter getting distracted by Alex's fab purple shade.

Iris hadn't spoken to Joe for a year, so it's safe to assume to she moved out when her mother showed up alive and she learned Joe had been lying to her. As for Caitlyn, she's obviously scared and acting on instinct. Her fist thought it to get rid of it. Immediately. Out of sight, out of mind. She's not thinking rationally.

I think her bones are still broke and using her powers is risky. Also, I think she wanted to take out the Watchdogs old school to prove you don't have to have powers to beat them. So they brought in Kerr Smith just to immediately kill him? M'kay.

I mean really, who could have predicted that? It's totally not suspicious that a man out to kill you escapes from prison on the very day you're being measured for stress. Or your would's greatest terrorist ex-partner reaches out to you from the grave. On the very day you're being measured for stress. Or one of the instructors mysteriously tells you they need additional medical tests. On the very. fucking. day. you''re being measured for stress. Nope, no one could ever suspect anything might be up. These people are supposed to be training to be James Bond but they're more clueless than the dimmest bimbo Bond ever boffed.

Flashpoint Flashpoint

Ugh. Zombie civil war soldiers? Seriously? There's campy and then there's....zombie anything historical. My guess is that Flashpoint caused Captain Cold to not go along with the Waverider for some reason so he's still alive, but the Legends remember the old timeline because being on the ship protected them from the changes (same as Earth-2 protected Wells and Jesse).

It's been implied, but not outright stated, the teams are assembled by Food Network. And it makes sense. While a baker might know a sugar artist to bring a long, neither probably have a pumpkin carver on speed dial. I always suspected FN puts at least one team together with the express purpose of having one of them meltdown or at each others throats. I know everyone blames the two women on UnderBakers for their trouble but honestly I think they all suck. The pumpkin carver is the least offensive, but he clearly doesn't listen, can't comprehend an artistic concept and can function as part of a team on a creative level. I think the sugar artist is driven to win but is the type of person who reacts poorly to stress, which is being created by the carver lolling around and all the bickering. None of that makes up for the fact her work is sub-par. The cake artist is the worst of the bunch. She seems to have a bad attitude no matter what.

The schuby, slacker Pringle loser to to get off my TV. The one where they were trying to guess the flavors blindfolded was bad enough but I loathe the duck lips one. I wish Bugs Bunny would show up and scream "duck season" so Elmer Fudd would drop a few rounds in em.

I don't remember Amanda, Sheldon or Shirley. Like, at all. I'm talking like Monica from the Survivor Fan Casted season levels of non-remembrance. I barely remember Tesar. I only remember Brooke because she was doing Healthy Choice commercials. Not a fan of Casey (she's kinda whiney as I recall), Sam's full of himself and I find Katsuji annoying. Not a great bunch.