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She is definitely a Yogurt Bitch in training. You wanna know what I did to deserve this creamer...I bought it, so fuck you and the box of cookies you rode in on. You people see what happens when you encourage kids to talk? This is what comes out of them. And why doesn't she go walk some dogs or something since she is so fucking great, because from where I'm sitting you look like a fucking stalker.

I don't even know how she can have sex with Peter after Leon. Hell, after Russell Simmons!

shout out to Inspector Poirot?

Okay, I call bullshit all over this episode. 1. Raesha - you meant to tell me that this is the first time you're meeting the life coach and she is making you cry? Whatever, she was talking to you for what, 10 minutes and suddenly you had a breakdown. 2. Blue - all season Blu has flirted with women, made her intentions known about women, and suddenly on the last night she is giving a guy her phone number. Whatever. 3. Loren - do you really think ratchet and classy go together? 4. Laura the lame - so, without knowing any part of the story she is suddenly giving Blu props for "sticking up" for Lo and Redd? I wonder if she would have been so quick to commend Blu if she had seen how that entire thing went down. And Slim may not have been saying that Lo and Redd are dumb, just that Blu is super smart. Maybe Laura the lame should have asked Blu to focus on the positive side instead of automatically assuming everything is negative 4b. Laura the lame - and BTW, you couldn't rearrange your talking points to add in a few about there being a girl you just met today in the house? No, you're proud of them for all the strides they made. Bitch, you met Raenesha about 20 minutes ago, and suddenly you are proud of her? For what exactly? Whatever, I've known egg salad sandwich's longer than you've known Raensha, but you're "proud of her?" You wouldn't have even recognized her off the street an hour ago, what are you proud of her for? 5. Slim - wow, two weeks ago, I would have said Slim was just trying to keep it classy, but after seeing how she decided to grow a pair when talking down to Dalilia - the one person in the house everyone hated - I know its not an issue with being classy, she knows how to say something. But now, when Lo and Blu are telling her to get out, she just does it? And says nothing when Lo throws champagne all over her shit? Come on now, you clearly aren't a pacifist because you knew how to stand up to a weak person. That was some sad shit if there ever was some. 6. Lo - I don't know why the life coach says you've made such progress, I guess she didn't want to hear about how you soaked someone's personal belongings in liquor, just because you could, because she wouldn't stand up for herself. If thats progress, thats pathetic. 7. Slim's ouster - once again, its two on one against an unpopular girl. I could understand Lo being upset, although I don't get how spraying Lysol on things means that your coochie doesn't stink. But I get her being angry, but why the hell is Blu upset? She didn't call Lo stupid, she called you smart. But I guess Blu is a hero for getting in the middle of picking on a girl who wasn't defending herself. 8. Aysia - oh please "I don't want a relationship right now" Bullshit, two seconds ago you wanted a relationship with Blu, but now that she doesn't want one with you, suddenly you're dying to be single. Whatever. Whatever to this whole damn episode and this whole damn season!

Okay, is there anything BGC that Rocky isn't in? But seriously, I like the cast, but I just don't know if I can handle the life coach. She is just awful.

At the one Bernie Madoff is housed they have movie night...with popcorn! The federal facility I visited had fairly new treadmills, ellipticals, stationary bikes and flat screen TV's in the common area.

Listen, Mona found her formula and it works. You get at least one guy that you used to know, but haven't heard from in a while (in this case, 3 for me! I've heard of Soulja Boy, Ray J, and Omarion). You get pretty women, or at least women that could post on the hood of a car, most of whom are sort of unknown (I've heard of Yesi Ortiz though, and Power 106 is a really popular radio station over here, so it will be interesting to hear how that all works, even though I mostly listen to newsradio). They are all willing to flip over tables, throw drinks, start strange businesses, and embarrass themselves for a shot at fame. There will be many slow motion walks and runs, overstatements of wealth, leased automobiles, homes that are furnished like KB model homes, and maybe even a whisper talker or two.

What the what? I wonder if Joseline is going to join one of those casts. In the last episode she said something about whether she doesn't know if she'll be in LA or New York, and I thought it might be a segway into her going to LHHNY, but now that there is going to be a LHHLA, maybe thats what she was talking about. Interesting. I'm glad for Ray J, he has been in the purgatory of BGC: All Star Battle for a while now, so good for him. Does anyone have a fortune in real estate anymore in California? But they actually got some pretty impressive people...now lets see which of them is willing to throw a glass of wine first!

I remember that too. That was an ugly night, he was a little annoying shit, but he didn't deserve that. Just watching it made me feel oogy.

smelling a Helen.......remember the scissors? Was there a heart in the mix too, I remember thinking it was all as pretentious

LMAO @ "there isn't a lot to choose from" truer words were never spoken. Not the sweetest eye candy this season

I could never get married because if I suddenly couldn't find my purse or my car keys I would just assume I was going crazy. As it is, I live alone and about half the time I have a hard time finding my car keys and my cell phone. I would probably assume it was early onset Alzheimer. I'll watch this Atlanta Exes if its going to entertain me more than or as much as LHHATL. Actually, I need a new show, LHHATL is over, BGC season finale is tonight, Next Food Network Star is over, and I can not just live by Big Brother and Project Runway alone. I just can't with the BAPs. I just can't with that show.

I would have been wary at "reality kids cooking show" - because you know thats going to be a night full of brats that are called "charming" or "precocious"

they are all both! Wocka is as close to attractive as it gets, and he has too many tattoos and wears his pants too low. I totally agree about Karlie. I think if she just dressed age appropriate, or just not as age inappropriate she would look so much better. And I don't think she needs to wear old lady clothes, but she can't be in the Forever 21 or juniors section all the time anymore. Benzino just seem desperate for anyone to like him, I would say his whole relationship was just for the show, but he got her tattooed to him! Thats weird! I would say that he should try getting back with Karlie Redd, but if I were her, I wouldn't want to take back a man who has another broad tattooed on him.

I wish there was a clip at the end of the show! I can't wait! I know, they are not representing the men of Atlanta well. I thought Fly Domino or whatever was an insult, but then the guy that actually said he slept with her was just cringe inducing.

This episode....UGH! 1a. Mimi - gee, I'm glad you're not a stupid bitch, can you please stop assuming the rest of us are stupid bitches who will believe that you didn't just release a porn with Nikko in a desperate attempt to get some attention? Yes, you've made bad decisions, the first step is admitting to them. Bitch, just own it! 1b. Mimi - where exactly does she get off calling Joseline a "scumbucket?" Because she figured out that you're a lying bitch who released a sex tape with the sloth from Ice Age? I don't often agree with Stevie J, but good on him for standing up for Joseline. Its just like Mimi to be around someone who is trying to make amends with her and ruin it by getting defensive and acting out. Run Stevie, Run! 2. Stevie J - never thought I'd say it, but I think he can do better than Mimi, because I think she is on drugs and an attention junkie. 3a. Benzino - nope, not down with him. First off, why did he need to get involved in a bitch fight on twitter? Because Thee Thee can't defend herself on social media? And he is super shady, he pretty much said that he tweeted something about "Fly Dontino" or whatever sleeping with Joseline, and then admitted that he didn't know who was sleeping with Joseline. I realize that Hip Hop Weekly isn't exactly the New York Times, but do you really want a guy in charge of any magazine who plays fast and loose with the truth. Isn't that what got him kicked out of his other magazine? And why is he so desperate to dig up dirt on her? Because she hurt Thee Thee's feelings? Well listen, Thee Thee hurt my eyes by wearing that hoochie icestaker sequined mess last episode, so why don't we all call it even. 3b. Benzino - you're a dummy, I hope you realize that your dumb ass got a tattoo on your torso of a girl that doesn't seem to really want to marry you. Whomp whomp. I was laughing when she was like "I don't have a dress, I don't have invitations" bitch please, just put on something white and hoochie (does Classiq! carry anything in white?) and call it a day. What the hell did you expect for a wedding you wanted to do in a week?!?? 4. Joseline - And not for one minute do I believe Joseline slept with that nasty ass looking man who was her "driver." For one, this entire season she has been driving a white Mercedes, and I'm sure they tape the show over more than a three month period, so even if she had a driver during the hiatus it still wouldn't cover the time he claims to have "slept with her" And beyond that, I think Joseline Hernandez from the time she was working a pole slept with men for some benefit, either money, or career, but I don't think she would sleep with that ugly ass man if he was piloting a space ship to the moon and was going to drive her there to become the first Puerto Rican Princess of the Moon. I think once upon a time he may have been her driver, I think a lot of girls that strip, and maybe do some escorting have "drivers" who are pretty much bodyguards/drivers. But that would have been over a year ago. 4b - Joseline - The show seems to be setting up a "Mimi/Stevie J" reunion, so I wonder if Joseline is thinking about joining the New York cast? 5. Tammy and Wocka - I wish them the best, but they are starting to bore me 6. Rasheeda - completely co-sign on the ridiculous businesses thing. Her makeup this entire season has been like one or two looks, why would I be interested in buying makeup from her? And I like how most of the people in there appeared to be men or models wearing her shirts. We haven't even seen her develop the makeup line this season. And why doesn't anyone ever want to use correct spelling for their products? Line down the block....I saw the free food, if I advertised free food and samples, I too, could get a line down the block. You should see the IHOP on free pancake day. 7. Momma Dee - you know what, good for her! She has happily made a total ass of herself on camera for a few years now, she deserves to sing the closing song, although they really got her good, from all sorts of angles and everything. 8. Nikko in the studio = me rolling my eyes 9. Karlie Redd - watch out Atlanta, Karlie Redd is single and ready to wear all sorts of inappropriate clothing!

You're probably right. I think next episode its gonna be even more clear, because at some point, Heidi is going to say his name, even if just during her visit to the workroom. In fact she has probably already said his name, but I just wasn't paying attention. Since they are both German, I think her pronunciation will be spot on.

I might, might, might have been tempted to give Phaedra the benefit of the doubt, but that deposition has sealed the deal for me. She knows what a deposition is, if she is an attorney she has prepared for depositions, her attorney has prepared for depositions. She would have had some idea of the subject that would be discussed, she kept trying to fight doing the deposition, and so now that the deposition can be done, now that she has had so much time to prepare for it, you mean to tell me she magically "can't remember" anything? If she needed to brush up her memory, she had weeks to do it. And her doodling on a piece of paper instead of answering questions, insisting she can't remember stuff, she can't recall, she lies and then "suddenly remembers" when confronted with an exhibit that directly contradicts what she just said. Nah, IMO, she is just a liar and a most likely a criminal, not just someone who was dragged into something.

You know, I guess there were signs all along, but I guess I ignored them, or would explain them away. But it was almost impossible to do that with Under The Gunn. Oh man, the things my eyes can't unsee, the things my ears can't unhear! Well, moreso my eyes, because does Mondo even own a pair of full pants? How much longer is he going to be trying to do boyshorts?

In my mind I've been making his first name rhyme with Sade...but I'm almost sure that must be wrong.

Here is the thing thats been sort of bugging me about Naomi. Cullen wasn't surprised when there was a meal on the table. A pretty full meal with candles and what not. This leads me to believe that he probably left Naomi with some money or means to pay for the food. Or else he would have asked her about the food and the candles. And when she went to the shop, she only seemed panicked when she found out how much all the food was gonna cost, and thats when she asked for credit. She didn't ask for credit right off the bat because she didn't have any money, and I don't care how protected you are, if you know about credit, then I think you know that people generally ask for money, so its not like the concept of paying for things is foreign to her. Now, Cullen could have assumed she went to see Ruth, and got the food and candles from her, but I wouldn't imagine Cullen would even be the sort to leave Naomi in the town without any money at all, which would assure that she would have to ask for handouts. So if Cullen left her money, and she went to the store - because why would she even go to a store without money and without knowing if she could get credit, and was told that her items were beyond her budget why not simply say "okay, well what can my $5 buy" and work something out? I think it supports your conclusion that she will keep trying to push Cullen for the lifestyle that she wants, and will have no problem doing it passive-aggressively, which is probably how women in her old Mormon community got anything done for their benefit.

Once again, a pox on the house of Lowe's for their evil misdeeds in keeping Caleb from his fame and fortune.

Yeah, I wouldn't judge her too harshly, but I'm surprised she didn't just buy a wig. Good wigs are expensive, but can be worn without glue, taken off at night, and probably wouldn't weigh down her thinning hair. If she has to take out the extensions every few hours its not like people in the house haven't seen her regular hair, and I think she would be able to avoid the bleeding scalp thing.

Okay - I'm going to need for Eva to stop running behind white sheets drying in the wind. The last time she did that she got raped, this time she almost got her neck cut. As for Naomi - unless the baby was starting, she should have just waited. Maybe in the Mormon community people just sort of share, but why would she think that there would be an account opened for a man who had pretty much just disappeared before? And if she had money she probably just should have bought whatever it was she could afford. Weird. I feel like Naomi isn't going to be a permanent character, and if she isn't I'm scared/intrigued about how they will get rid of her.

I've never done clip in's, but I know that sew in weaves, if left on too long or too tight can cause traction alopecia and you get bald spots along your crown. I assumed it was because a sew in weave requires braiding the hair pretty tight. And then sewing the hair to the tiny braid, which was hard on the delicate hair along the crown.