RealityGal

I think you nailed it, I just don't think Helen can help herself. Her need to establish special snowflake status has probably been bottling up inside of her for weeks and it had to come out somehow, since she is trying not to cry. So, here come the hand wraps, and the special need to let everyone know that she is handmaking her ruffles, and will hurt herself for her "art" or whatever the hell it was she put down the runway that she thinks should go to Paris Fashion Week. And sorry, still hate Michelle. This "act" she is pulling now, is just that, an act, I remember real Michelle from her season. New Michelle is such a radical departure from the one in her season that one of those two people is not her. She is slowly getting back to old Michelle, what with the lame ass attempts at imitations. Apparently America found her Nina impression funny, so it means that every impression and accent she tries to pull off must be funny. I feel like she must think I'm stupid enough to buy that this new Michelle is who she actually is. She went from "I can't be touched" to "let me touch everyone all the damn time, and be at the nucleus of every group hug on the show." Nah...I can't go for that, especially since new Michelle is as lame as old Michelle. I wish both Michelle's would go home.

Is it really complicated? It seems so simple...."want to get a green card, but don't want to sleep with this lady because I'm not sure if stupid is contagious"

This kid doesn't need halos, she needs a psychiatrist, and probably some anti psychotic drugs. Even creepier is the end of the commercial where she is brushing the tail of the headless pony. She isn't right, she is going to kill you in your sleep and wear your skin. Don't say you weren't warned Halo parents.

Would it help if I told you I don't think you have the umm....gee....how do I say this judiciously.....I think Danny is interested in someone who has an outie, not an innie :) His hair is pretty special though, I wonder if he has been holding onto that style since he was like 8?

I definitely think that such a dramatic shift in personality. Not from cool and calm to not giving a damn, but from cool and calm to actively hating and being mean reads a little as simply doing whatever it takes to stay on the show. I do agree that her simply asserting herself would have been more interesting and would have felt a little less contrived. I feel bad for her because I feel like she really needs the RHOA paycheck, especially since Peter needs the paycheck. I couldn't see a situation where he could stay if she were kicked off the show, so they would lose two incomes. I don't think Cynthia has made the most of the opportunities afforded to her by being on RHOA. She had a modelling school, which requires a good deal of monthly overhead. She was doing pageants, which she has never been into and has seems like a pretty saturated industry. She looks beautiful and when done right she is on point. IMO, she should have started a wig/hair line, there is still room out there, since she could showcase a different wig each week. Maybe even a skincare line. Or she could have been a spokesmodel for someone else's line of hair or makeup. Each venture she gets into requires a substantial amount of up front capital, especially the modelling school, because a lot of times people have to sign a long term lease on a location, and then there are lights, and security costs, and staffing costs. Being a spokesmodel would have brought money into her pocket right away, and a hair line sold over the internet wouldn't require a huge amount of up front capital.

dying! you are on fire! this whole post is hilarious! Although I think one of them might kill her and dump her body in that pool if she got pregnant. The body of Jason's last "love connection" is probably in there and the reason they can't drain it.

Hey, listen, if you landed yourself a doctor stay put sister! (or maybe brother? who am I to judge?) Ha ha, great minds!

My question, is Specialist a promotion? And if so, what is the entry level position? and what do you become after a specialist? what is the corporate structure here, whats position can I aspire to break the glass ceiling to get to? Incontinence Officer? VP of Incontinence?

Jayzus! Can women be anything other than fucking naggy passive aggressive shrews? Ever? Did he eat her yogurt? Did he forget to buy her yogurt? Who the hell is amused/interested in this commercial? Ugh! What type of woman even wants to be like this? He should put arsenic in her Yoplait. ETA: I literally felt my blood pressure rise at this commercial.....damn

Can you imagine winning "Incontinence Specialist of the Year?" I mean, do you put that award on your mantle? Do you get to give a speech? What does that scene look like? Are they called the "Inconties?" Because you all inspire me so, I just watched the Tostitos commercial, and its just that ridiculous. First off, why they hell are they giving people free chips? Or are they charging some premium for people to sit on a stool by their dryer and eat bagged chips and salsa in a jar? It makes a difference, because I need to know who the moron is, and I need to know who the asshole is. If you're running around in an apron giving people free food, then you're an idiot, unless you're running a soup kitchen. And your neighbors are assholes for expecting free food. If you are charging people a lot of money to eat bagged chips and salsa from a jar, then you're an asshole, but a smart asshole, and your neighbors are morons. And this is supposed to be some dinner party, then everyone sucks, you for not having more to eat than cheap ass salsa and chips, and them for talking to you like a waiter. When you pull the finger up routine in my house, you gotta get the fuck out. Second, how many jars of salsa and bags of chips do they have? Were they preparing for an earthquake? Armageddon? Rapture? Do random people just drop by their apartment often thinking its a restaurant? Third, I get the two guys are somehow morons, but she appears to be the face of reason. How is she not telling people to get the fuck out of her apartment? I don't care how much of an endorphin rush I get post workout, I see 20 random people in my apartment eating my chips, you got to get the fuck out....right now. And you all can give me $5 on your way out for drinking my water, eating my chips and salsa, and apparently taking advantage of the simpletons I live with.....its a little something I like to call "simpleton tax"

Can you imagine him slaughtering the English language to come up with inspirational quotes for his viewers/clients? If they had done it right, he could have had a YouTube channel where he did a daily workout and sold workout stuff, listening to him struggle with his made up words and loose grasp of English would have made it worth my click.

how do I raise my hand on the internet, because I totally got that vibe.

Heh! Swamp Murders, I'm sensing a fellow ID fan :) If Jason's dad wants to kill her, he just needs to push her into that pool, she will either die or emerge with superpowers. The two of them are such odd ducks, I can imagine him trying to scare her to death by dressing like a clown or something. And I agree, there is something way off about Jason, he is just so.....flat. Something is off about him

Well, I love you too, so lets make this official and get you a K-1 visa :)

Thats the thing, we all know she is pregnant, so why not wear something a little tighter? The pregnant women I've seen who look good wear something more form fitting, and that way you can see the pregnant belly which is lovely and a natural wonder, and you can see the shape of the woman as well. Damn it, she needs to call someone over at Pea in the Pod or even Destination Maternity and offer to give them some credit on the show if they dress her.

You can thank Mohammed for that, I think if he had let her Danielle would have happily made out with him on the luggage carousel. Ick, now I have that mental picture in my head....so wrong!

Its my dad's all time favorite move (especially if its something pre-packaged), so I probably shouldn't talk smack. But normally if I'm on vacation I want to eat the regional food, not a Nutri-Grain bar, so 2 weeks later, I end up finding it squashed in the bottom of my purse. But Jason strikes me as the type that is bringing his own full size Ziploc bags and tupperware to fill with cereal, bacon bits and steaming hot piles of mystery meat smothered in suspicious sauce.

I too have been burned by my gaydar. I keep hoping for a gay best friend, and then get burned when I find out they are straight....boo! But my gaydar pings strong

ha! She reminded me of the aunt liz lemon talks about on 30 Rock.

Is she? I don't dislike it, but it reminds me of someones drunk crazy aunt, but it more amusing to me. I just imagined a flask situation. You say "Eastern European Hookers on Ice" like its a bad thing? Oh she was very clear that she made them fucking ruffles. She had to wrap up her poor aching hands from it all.

The chair was ready to chew up the poor sap sitting in it. I'm surprised Victoria didn't sneak a sit when the lady was getting her the lemon curd.

Whats the over/under on him telling her to wrap up a few muffins to take home for his Dad, or so they could have them for breakfast tomorrow?

This concerns me, because I could absolutely see it, and my feeling is, its a matter of time before its some dude who wants to get fresh with her daughters or worse. And she seems like the sort that will look the other way, or call her daughter a liar and a hussy who is trying to "take her man" The problem is...like you said, she doesn't want to put in any work.....ever. She just wants to date a guy that looks a certain way, but she doesn't want to put in any work that would make her actually attractive to the type of guy she wants.

Have you put Helen's dress and all of Alyssa's dresses into that hole before putting the dirt back on? Because that would be worth something :)

A sincerity to me, means that nene is this way in real life. I feel sorry for her that the person she presents on the show is the person she is in real life because she seems petty, small minded, overly materialistic, competitive, ignorant, unintelligent, mean spirited, full of herself and narcissistic on the show. If thats who she also is in real life....yikes. Yeah, she is keeping it real....real dumb. She is almost 50, she should have a better command of the English language.