Zevious Zoquis

"This guy was the most disrespectful Nigerian I have ever met." hahaha...Lisa is just the definition of the word idiot. what a stupid human being.

Lisa with the "bibbyluv" shit! Shut up you idiot! lol...haha the director laughed out loud when he met her! David is just beyond lame and pathetic. How can anyone go around just telling that ridiculous story about his Ukrainian "girlfriend." And what's with the giant-sized polo shirts? Yolanda is still on he hook!

Actually, David would make a perfect Squidward to Big Ed's Spongebob! 🤣

David is not an attractive dude. No style, sorta sloppy, pasty and soft, totally bland features...he definitely has the real doll vibe.

Well, apparently there IS a "real" woman at the other end of David's line since if he ponies up some extra cash he does get to see her visually react to his text messages & emojis! 😂

I think Varya is being perfectly sensible wrt the home repairs. No doubt the whole time they've been chatting on line the idea has been for her to move to America and live in bliss with him. Now he's shocked that she's thinking that? lol fuck off Joffree. If the whole thing blows up, she can still fix the place up after you are out of her life. I think she's pretty great - weird comb thing aside. I skip the bi girl bits. So so terribly dull David is ludicrous! I feel so great about myself when I watch his parts! lol... I don't think Lisa has any redeeming qualities. She's awful through and through.

I think Steph is bi to be edgy...mostly

Oh it's time for the show to show the dark side of Varya now! Jealous of a comb! lol

Just re-watching the preview. "If I go it won't be because of this! It will be to empower myself!" hahaha Darcy. So full of shit. And stacy and the other friend telling her she needs to go meet him face to face...with a sister and a friend like that who needs enemies? 🤣

Pretty sure it’s his Instagram thats “blowing up” which doesn’t require him giving out his phone number. Which makes Lisa’s attitude even more ridiculous.

As noted a few posts back, Darcy's "she looks just like me" was comedy gold! Only Darcy could find a way to turn the situation into "look how into me he is - he's looking for women who look like me!" lol. Of course, the woman looks nothing like Darcy other than a lot of blonde hair...

Yeah, she refuses to take their "relationship" off the pay site! She's too "nervous" and "shy!" 😂 I really hope it's all true. That level of pathetic delusion is highly entertaining...

yeah, that's true. We're achieving new levels of pathetic here...

She's already stood him up on 3 previous attempted meetings! If it's true, he's one pathetic dude.

they are pretty much always up within a day on youtube. They do occasionally get shut down so you sometimes have to re-find them.

yeah, that pretty much killed the notion that he was being a gentleman there. He's a germaphobe and his choosing to "take things slow" had nothing to do with respecting her and everything to do with making sure she's clean before he does the nasty with/to her.

Lisa is repulsive. The discussion at the start of the 4th ep between her and Usman is so disturbing! Too fucking much information you awful awful woman!

and the first few minutes of it are as deeply unsettling as any horror movie I've seen! 🤢

and it's all accompanied by that strange move he makes where he scrunches his head even further into his body and squints his eyes and pulls his shoulders up - all excited like! lol...he really does remind me of SpongeBob.

delete

describing Lisa as a "grandma" is far more accurate than describing Usman as a "rap star"

haha yes so was I! Sounded so dumb...and why would she think he'd respond there when he hasn't anywhere else?? Does she think maybe now the phone part of his phone is broken as well as the camera part?! 🤣

Varya seems smart and quite attractive to me. Lazy eye? Didn't notice...or if I did I found it appealing. She's got a nice mix of sophisticated and quirky/goofy. I also thought the yellow suit looked good on her. Not only that, but I respect her resolve to stay at her friend's rather than with the weirdo - although I suspect maybe the TV crew played a part in that. I think maybe she's "been clued in." He's a really strange person. It's so funny when people on this show express utter dismay about the state of their relationships and then in the same stream of dialogue also list all the many negative things about those relationships. "What in the world could have happened here?? I thought we were soul mates! I thought he loved me! I mean we haven't actually had much communication recently because we blocked each other three weeks ago but I thought he was the one!!" lol I couldn't be less interested in the girl-girl thing. And usually I love that! lol Lisa and Usman...gag. ugh...ick. Oh man...it's gonna take a lot of beer to wash that segment out of my memory banks. She's well and truly disgusting. I don't have anything at all against Rose using Ed. More power to her. If he's stupid enough to think she's into him for anything other than a ticket to a better life he deserves whatever he gets and I hope it works for her.

oh Stacey was totally enjoying the situation!

lol yes, it's so very "Charlotte Bronte-esque!" 😄