Zevious Zoquis

The comment Rose's sister made that looks don't matter "because he's rich" was pretty on point. Not to mention sad...this poor girl is willing to do just about anything to get out of her current circumstances including pretending to love a golem. I mean Ed can't really help the way he looks, and in some ways he seems like an OK guy, but he's definitely taking advantage of her situation...

I believe it was Jenny (Summit) who was the first to receive a dealt blow...and to refer to it as such, lol

Yeah Ed is in for a shock. It looks like Rose is quite impoverished. Don't think nice sheets are going to help a whole lot...

Dammit I like Varya a lot. She seems really cool...and Geoffrey is a total putz. Plus he's a psychopath of course too! Darcy. Darcy Darcy Darcy. And Stephanie you bitch - totally eating up your sister's "misery." "He gave you a key to his heart or whatever!" OMG! 🤣 Darcy is so confused! She doesn't know what's going on...thought maybe this was for real...but can't really check, because she blocked him 3 weeks ago! hahahaha...omg.

lol watching the first part of of the next ep. Things are not going to be smooth in Nigeria! 😂

Lisa is annoying. She says dumb things with a totally irrational voice of conviction. Like in the car when she kept saying "he's legit" in response to the concerns her friends raised about Usman as though she's put him through some sort of high-intensity corporate vetting process and he came through with flying colors. She doesn't know anything about him except that he writes shitty rap songs, lol...

What all these dopes have in common is that they've managed to convince themselves that all the red flags and obvious scamming can be ignored because you have to "follow your heart" and "hope for love" and all that. The romantic notion that finding "true love" is worth all the insanity is how they excuse themselves from reality. There was a nice moment in last night's ep when Avery was telling her parents about her relationship with Ash and she was confronted by hard reality - they had all sorts of very sane, rational perspective on how nuts her plan is and all she could do was stare at them and say "Yeah but it's about true love" and "I just think it will all work out."

Yeah, Lisa is utterly repulsive. She's also an idiot. The way she keeps referring to the fact that Uzben "wrote her a song" with that weird cocky smirk on her face as though there's some deep significance to lyrics like "you will be my baby lisa" is laughable. And her scheme of entrapping him with the raw dog is of course delusional - not to mention icky. He's always used condoms!? hahahahaha!! Her "I threw up a little in my mouth" quotient is sky-high! The manufactured situations in this show are hilariously weird. Ed having a long, meaningful conversation about his situation, with the UPS guy! lol. And all the really gross, embarrassing discussions with friends and family about deeply personal sexual stuff! It's been a long long time since I had a buddy over and proudly displayed a sexy bit of lingerie I'd bought for my lady. In fact, I've NEVER done that! And if I was a woman, and stupid enough to go over to nigeria with the clear intention of letting some "rap star" put his un-baggied appendage in me I certainly wouldn't be telling my girl-friends about it as though I was some sort of evil genius!

against the law? No. Weird? Yup! Yolanda is dangerously close to "too stupid for sympathy" territory. She seems like a nice lady, but the relationship should not have progressed beyond "I have broken camera so you can't see me." Also, I'm kinda hoping we do get to see an honest to gawd catfish scenario. The country boy and the russian girl aren't very interesting yet. Lisa is utterly repellent. Gross. There's no way some young, healthy dude without some sort of mental disorder is going to be interested in her. Ed makes some funny faces. lol. OMG Darcey and Stacey look like monsters. They look like some sort of caricatures of human beings. Or characters from the Fat Albert cartoon or something. I don't like the way the phrase "social media" is used all the time. There's something annoying about it. "He gets lot's of attention from females on his social media." "we met on social media." Just say "we met on the internet." Don't really know why it bugs me...just sounds dopey.

Age doesn't matter when you're beautiful on the inside!

For sure. That was a really annoying exchange what with the idiots all interjecting and obliterating any chance of getting the specifics of what happened out.

lol...is the new Angela actually going through her rock star's instagram messages and asking him about every female who posts something?? haha...oh I see this all working out very well indeed! Oh, and I actually said "Oh hell no!" out loud sitting here alone in my apartment when she walked into the salon to get her rug yanked! Hmmmm, that poor fellow has a broken camera and therefore he can't send his lady love a video clip of himself? Aw damn...that's tragic! If only there were some way a person could maybe find someone, somewhere who could somehow take a short video of him! But no...that would be nearly impossible in this day and age when literally everyone on Earth has a camera on their person wherever they go! That dude probably has three other devices sitting around his pad charging that have cameras in them...

Yeah that's what I think. He looks to me like he's been down that road a few times with her and he just chooses not to get into it again. It seems like his MO is to not allow himself to be dragged into mud-slinging competitions or debates when he knows she's not going to be rational anyway...

no I'm pretty sure Mike is a straight up ancient aliens guy. He spends a lot of time watching the UFO shows I bet. I have no problem with that myself, it's fun. It's not like it really impacts daily life in any way. Now if he were a member of some cult that believed a spaceship was coming to take them all away we'd have a problem. But he's just not a religious person and that's fine.

Yeah I think Jazmin is a weirdo ice queen, but I don't in any way hold her not wanting to go watch his rap crap against her. That would be a bad time every time for sure...

hmmmm...her "familiar?" lol

It's uncomfortable watching Angela's antics. She makes me embarrassed...for humanity!

mmmmmkay...I think she's by far the most attractive woman on the current season. Honestly, she's pretty stunning. Julianna? Nope...I don't really find her very attractive at all. In fact, Nat may be the most beautiful woman I've seen on 90df... Having said that, she didn't look great on the tell all. Maybe the stress has gotten to her. But she still looked good... don't get me wrong, she's crazy. But she's beautiful.

It's possible Mike wasn't yet aware just how jealous and nutty Nat is and he never even considered his crashing on the couch at his female friend's place would be a problem. It was a year ago after all. Hell, he might have been asleep on the couch before he even became aware the groom wasn't coming home that night. I've seen nothing from Mike that leads me to believe he's a lying scoundrel. I've seen LOTS from Natalie that leads me to believe she's a nutjob. If she is going to value the importance of her religion over her relationship to Mike, then she damn well better be living according to the letter of the law of her religion. If it's that important, she can't just pick and choose bits and pieces she's going to follow and leave out the stuff that she wants to ignore. I mean if I was Mike, the message I'd get from the fact she's willing to sleep with me and have babies with me out of wedlock is the religion ain't all that big a deal to her. She's all concerned about presenting a unified faith front to her children so they aren't confused and all that...so what happens when little timmy does the math in a decade and realizes he was conceived 3 months before mommy and daddy were actually married? AND it's all documented on a stupid TV reality show! The fact is, Mike is the one who is behaving more like the devout christian here...at least he's mature enough to hold off on the baby-making till things are settled. If the worst thing Mike did was go for a few beers in his pajamas (and let's face it, lots of people go out in those pj pants nowadays, I see it all the time) while he let things cool down with Natalie I'm OK with him. It's not like he stumbled home drunk. Sure his alien thing is a little goofy, but at no point have we seen him trying to make her follow his beliefs and the only time it gets brought up is when somebody asks him what his beliefs are in response to her forcing the issue. He's not heading out every sunday to a service worshipping the aliens. It's easy to scoff at his notions, but there's no govt organizations spending millions on finding evidence of god. The irony of religious people laughing about the "goofiness" of belief in aliens is pretty outrageous. "Pfffft! Aliens??? lol you're crazy! Now excuse me while I go sing songs of praise to a magic cloud man who impregnated a virgin with his son who was later murdered and then came back to life. Oh and the earth is about 5000 years old btw." Lol... Basically, that was a lot of build-up for nothing - as expected. No big reveal...no big break of trust. Natalie is a nut and Mike would be smart to not continue on with the relationship, but of course he will. Oh, and stfu Robert. And you too Tania.

I really don't need to see a little pantomime act by a couple clever kids. Awwwww, look at those little gems! So wise beyond their years! Um, no. They aren't. They've picked up some words and such by listening to the grown-ups...they are clever kids and know what they need to say to impress so that they get the response they have grown to like. But there's no real wisdom, no foundation of profundity under the surface. They are young kids and they don't really know what they are talking about. They might as well trot Sarah's dog out to do a few tricks.

it's perfectly symbolic of the impact her relationship with Syngin has on her life...faint, insignificant and easily forgotten about.

as soon as I saw there was a space on the couch for two precocious tots I hit the fast forward button. Skipped the entire bit - I can't stand Max and Cece. Sorry. not sorry. lol. It was really quite shocking to see Robert actually laugh outright early on in the show. I thought his face was a numb mask of dough. The sex talk was extremely icky. I wish someone would tell Angela to shut her trap. I also wish someone from the crew would have picked up that cig butt she flicked onto the sidewalk and placed it delicately back in her bag. She truly is trashy - and not in some like-able, empowered way. She's just the epitome of white trash. She's a walking cliche. It's always a kick watching these people who are in these stupid relationships giving each other advice as though they have it all figured out. Robert monologuing about soul mates! lol... I'm pretty sure whatever is revealed about Mike and Natalie tonight won't be anywhere close to what it's being made out to be in the previews. All the reactions we're seeing probably are taken from various completely unrelated discussions. The show's modus-operandi is pretty firmly-established at this point. ho hum.

Perhaps Natalie is going to roll with the idea that Mike hid his financial sitch from her and therefore she can't trust him. I'm pretty sure whatever it is it's bullshit. She didn't indicate there was any "secret indiscretion" of any sort when she was being all weird in the taxi on the way to the airport. The tell all looks like a good time. Although I really don't think I need to see another Angela shitstorm. Her act is old...

if that's the case she should be nowhere near the whole escapade...as opposed to actually taking part in it all. I'm sure it's mostly producer driven of course, but she's an annoying character at the very least.

Emily in the car - "SAAAAAAAA-shaaaaaa! SAAAAAAA-shaaaaa!!" OMG...I'm not a Sasha fan (although I think a lot of his rudeness is just cultural differences and language misunderstandings) but I don't think I could handle Emily's nasal whining for very long. Jasmin is relentlessly lifeless. The way she expresses her points as though the simple fact that she wants to do something or that she has made a decision is all that matters. Once that is the case, there's no explanation needed...no apology or consideration required. It's just "yes. I'm doing that." "Yes, this is what I want." Sarah is awful. I love the promo for next week - "so there was some talk about a pre nup?" Yeah...there was...when you brought it up! Remember?! How you brought up the pre-nup out of the blue when it hadn't been mentioned at all? Remember that? lol. And the touching on the shoulders! God what a butinsky! GTFOOH! And I still don't really like the precocious tots. I really enjoyed Tania's crew totally taking Syn's side. lol. They all had wonderful "jesus you're an idiot" faces on when she told them the soul mates story... WTF does Anna need to take her kids to some neutral site to tell them her important news?? Don't they live with her? You can't sit around the kitchen table at home and have a talk? It's like some sort of weird business meeting or something.