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If she does get away I hope she takes Nova. I really think Briana would let her.

Spoken like a true firstborn. Was that you? I thought the neighbor was having a party ;)

Ensley also cannot talk back yet. Give it time. If there's a GoFundMe started I would like to donate as well. I think Doris will be successful. Just a shame she can't use TM2 footage.

My fantasy is that she would call Barb on this day and suggest they get together and take the kids to the park. Does she even know how far that would go in Barb's heart and attitude? It might also enrage UBT so I guess we'll scratch that.

Perfectly said. Just because you aren't considered a mandated reporter shouldn't keep you from doing the right thing.

Wait, what??? Congratulations!!!!

Look for the red VW Beetle. I'm incognito ya know ;)

They were having a picnic while UBT took pics! In Jenelle's mind she's being the ultimate Mommy and must have it documented for Social Media.

God, I really can envision that. It's been my worst fear for all of those kids except Ensley and it will be turned on her the minute she can speak for herself. It's obvious that the guy has no self control and neither does Jenelle.

On my way! We'll meet up with the rest.

Cortland is one of Jenelle's exes. I think they were married for a minute.

As of 01/01/2018 they won't even need a card (barring bureaucratic intervention).

This is gonna sound so dorky but that actually has a spot on my bucket list. It just looks fun to me.

Ha! My husband has "dress shorts" too.

I loved how she was trying to sound as though Javi was trying to get in her pants just by sitting by her at soccer practice.

I couldn't love this man more. Truly an OG.

If Jenelle survives UBT he'll be the subject of her next book. That will be her next "thing".

I'll feel for her when she's signed her last MTV check.

While she looks waaay better than me, I am in fact officially blind. Anyone else get a Blair Witch vibe?

Oh Andy...I gave you a chance and look what you do. How does Ambie not see this?

Who remembers Catelynn yelling "trashy bitch" to Farrah when Maci and the Mean Girls ganged up on her? Karma is filing her nails and finishing her drink. She'll be with you shortly Cate.

Doesn't her life (you know, the one she CHOSE) sound exhausting? I'm certain there are exceptions but usually if someone has been caught cheating it isn't the first time and won't be the last. Bird dogging Rhiiine isn't going to make him a better husband. It makes MacKenzie look dumb. Please marry me.

I assumed the cash would be coming from Larry and Jenn. Something tells me that Jenn would do whatever it takes to keep Rhiiiine's name out of scandals like this.

I was adopted by my Stepfather (Dad) when I was eight. I have never met my sperm donor but did have limited identifying information about him. Not long ago I found him on Facebook and what I saw and read was horrifying. I realize now what a favor my Mom did for me by getting away from him. Carly will experience this feeling someday and I already feel badly for her.

I have a close relative that speaks exactly the way Kail does (without the awful, ugly words) and this is a perfect description. This relative was pretty much raised in the same manner as Kail. I have often wondered if the similar way of speaking was because of their childhoods.