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I thought so too, but when I watched ads for Jenny Craig, they feature a lot of just regular, non-famous people - teachers, nurses, accountants, etc. and they give a background of their lives and what caused them to gain weight and how JC (or WW) has helped them. Most people watching Brittany would not know who she is, but when she talks about the challenges of losing weight after having a baby, millions of women around her age will find themselves being able to relate to her. She should also get her implants removed. She's going to want more than one child, and they're going to become so bothersome afterwards.

Well, back when Lisa was getting ready to open PUMP and was going through the menu, she and the chef discussed having "Sausage.... PORK sausage." and "Trouser steak" (instead of skirt steak).

Even if Katie and Ariana did have all the money they need to open up a shop, neither is really that driven and they're not going to be able to keep up with the demands of being business owners. You have to do EVERYTHING and work 18+ hours every single day for a couple of years at least. Everything falls on you because it's YOUR business. This is why you need to be really really passionate and absolutely love what you're doing/about to do, because you need that to motivate you on the days when you're just not feeling it. Even the most enthusiastic people in starter-businesses have those god-I-so-can't-be-bothered days, so I shudder to think what these two will be like. No better than the Toms. Would a food truck work better? A sandwich stand? Are they popular in LA? I've seen lots of taco stands there. For what they're willing to do, a sandwich food truck sounds pretty good to me. Because there are so many food shops opening all the time, it's best to have some sort of theme or specialty if you're to open up your own. Like, only gluten-free or vegan-only or low-carb, etc.

Lala is probably trying really desperately to actually be ON Real Housewives of BH. She would absolutely love that. LOVE that. Scheana too. The same kind of 'work' in terms of being on a tv show, and the same tv brand, so they believe that they can slide into a different show within the same network. Afterall, that's how VR was introduced - Scheana having that confrontation with Brandi, then the first episode of VR started.

She may seem vague and not the brightest one of the bunch, but she is not a bad person, and most certainly does not deserve a HUSBAND like that. I bet she also wants to be a mother, so definitely should NOT be with James Kennedy!!! Those poor kids will have an alcoholic for a father and nobody deserves that.

That reminded me of what Anna Kendrick said when she was filming 'A Simple Favor' and she was asked to make up gross-sounding martinis, but turns out, many of them were actually real drinks. I've seen the most bizarre concoctions too, like Tequila with Gochujang sauce mixed in it (Korean hot pepper paste). And a peanut-butter-tini! And don't ever get engaged at another person's engagement or wedding either!! Or, if you do, keep it between you and your fiancé/e until you get married and THEN in your speech, you can say "We saw how much (the couple) loved each other and realised that we also loved each other that much, so thank you for showing us that." or something. Has she earned any money off that Divorce Closet website? Tbh, I actually really want that large cookie. I'm still quarantine-eating. He's not with her anymore. ANYTHING is better than that.

Well, I see that as fair, as Shay has put up with more shit from Scheana (almost an alliteration!!) than anyone else.

One of the things I hate hearing so much in these divorce cases is when women like Lala insist that the ex-husband/partner "continue to provide with the lifestyle to which she has become accustomed." I just think that is such bullshit. You're not even married anymore (or in a relationship), but you're expecting to get the same perks as when you were. So, Randall can drop by whenever he wants to and stick his dick in you, because that's what you've been doing prior to the breakup? It's the CHILDREN who are to have the same lifestyle, not you.

Shit, the poor assistant, having to deal with Lala's bullshit and demands. Probably needs therapy. Yep, trying to be like the wife of an actual A-list celebrity, like Camille Grammer, who has FOUR nannies - two for each of her children. But insists that she's there "all the time for my children."

That reminded me of a scene from 30 Rock, where Liz ordered a sandwich over the phone, and said "I'd like a meatball sub with extra bread."

Wait. Lala has... an assistant??? WTF! She really did milk it for all it's worth.

She's trying to beat Camille Grammer who had FOUR NANNIES for her two children... But insists that's she's there "all the time" for her children. Well, Lala aspires to be like any of those wealthy women who are married to even wealthier men, but the problem is, she set the bar SO LOW with Randall, and at such a young age too. She could have done something with her life which was so much more productive, but instead, she decided to sell herself to the lowest bidder. Now she's barely 30, but has the life of a tired, old, bitter woman.

Yes, she looked awful!!! I mean, I know that a lot of women in LA want to be skinny (I mean skinny, not just thin), but she definitely looked frightening. Not at ALL how any woman should aspire to look like, or take any kind of health instructions from! And NO, I would never body-shame any woman for being thin, but the instructor was actually malnourished. You would have to constantly starve yourself to look like that. I just can't pay attention to anything he says with that effing moustache. This wasn't filmed in November (where a lot of men grow moustache for 'Movember' to raise money and awareness for men's health), so there's no excuse for that god-awful look. What's he like? Is he like Gordon Ramsey? Because I would pay to see someone like GR spitting out how shit TT bar is.

It's kind of like the Dunning-Kruger effect - the people who are really bad at something, believing that they're great at it, because they don't know enough about it to KNOW that they're really shit. Because there are so many women who find British accent so appealing, he started believing that he's more attractive than he actually is and he doesn't have enough self-awareness to realise that there's nothing particularly attractive about him. NOTHING. If you take the focus off his accent and listen to the content of what he's saying, everything coming out of his mouth is stupid, boring and caustic.

Too lucky!!! If Jason is as nice as he seems, he would be waaayyyy too good for her, and Lindsay not only does NOT deserve him as a romantic partner, but doesn't deserve his friendship either! She's a leech and sucks everything out of a good person and always with the "My Mommy Left Me" sob story in order to guilt good people into doing what she wants.

I have no doubt that she had 'Wino Forever' in her mind before getting her new tattoo.

Amanda has forgiven their shitty son for cheating on her 1000000 times, but she's not the skiier that the Cookes are, so she's not acceptable??? Okaaaayyyyyy...... I love seeing movies and tv shows in the snow, but this series is more boring than season 500 of Big Brother.

That's Lindsay. In the first episode of Summer House, she was telling Cristina how she was jealous of her and Everett and that Cristina was bitter. What a fricking moron. That's a default response that all pathetic, insecure people have - "You're Just Jealous."

Raquel should dump him and get with Luke from Summer/Winter House. Both good-looking and not very bright people, but pretty harmless and not malicious.

And join a family of cheaters.

Can't have morals AND be on a reality show!! That's like on Arrested Development where Maeby said "You couldn't pick her out in a line up of ONE."

Oh Gawd... FFS. Lala is trying to create some bullshit story that is completely made up, so she can continue having screen time and spread rumours. The only person that Scheana is a danger to, is Scheana, because she is so awful with men and relationships.

I hate Lindsay so much. I want to tackle her down and slap the shit out of her. Craig's voice makes my skin crawl. Austen continues to gross me out. Paige is a lot like Charlotte from Sex and the City in that, she always wants to be treated like a princess and 'be courted' - which is fine, if you actually take the time to select the men you go out with and make sure that you have the same goals in a relationship - but she's no different from the women who just go on casual dates and have no-strings-attached hook ups and not looking for anything serious. It's great that she grew up with parents who love each other so much, but she's doing all the wrong things with dating and what she's doing is NOT going to lead to a man who is going to love her as much her father loves her mother.

Hahaha! Yeah, the Deep-Fried-Twinkie-Mars-Bar type! LOL, you're so funny! It's like the future is moving forward in time, so positive direction, and retro is moving backwards, therefore negative, and when you add them together, you get... Now. Actually, it sounds like something Ariana would say. She used to say stuff like "25/8" instead of "24/7". Was that supposed to be her version of a superlative?

That reminds me of a scene in Mean Girls, where Karen sticks on diamanté stones on her chest in front of the mirror for the letter 'K', but she's doing it in front of the mirror, so when you look at her, the K is back to front.