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Oh, she will. That is an absolute certainty. I bet my entire life's saving on it. I mean, every time Kyle does something that any normal, decent person should do, Amanda says "See? THIS is why I love him.". Girrrrrrl, please. And he's also one of those people who doesn't believe that human beings are supposed to be monogamous. So, why is she marrying him, exactly??? She lost her shit when Kyle cheated and again, when she thought he had cheated. Kyle admitted to not being able to be faithful since the age of 16. Love is actually not the most important thing in a relationship. Obviously, it's a huge factor, but the most important aspect of a relationship are Values. Why would you marry someone knowing for a fact that they will absolutely for sure cheat on you??? He's not even toilet-trained!!! He drops his pants and takes a leak absolutely anywhere. I'm not talking about being lost in the middle of nowhere and the nearest toilet is 15 minutes away. Even when he is at his own (summer) home, he just goes off the verandah. Dude, your own personal bathroom is 20 steps away, and you can't get yourself there??? No, it's not Just What Boys Do. He just pisses everywhere. Gross. I saw another RN/model in one of those night time skincare routine videos from Harpers Bazaar. Her name is Maggie Rawlins. I mean, you can be both, but you need to keep up with your registration and skill requirements if you want to keep your registration/licence. That's how it is in Australia and I'm guessing it's similar in the US. I was 3 years into being a registrar when I had to take a few months off due to severe depression. Even though I missed 4 months, I had to re-do the entire year. But at least I didn't have to go right to the beginning and start from being an intern again, or even repeat my residency. I have a few retired doctor and nurse friends and even though they had worked for over 40 years, they stopped renewing their licence/registration, so can't practice unless they take a lot of steps. Here's Maggie's video in case anyone is interested. I think she was also a Sports Illustrated model. Good for her. I think she's cute and in the video, she has a calm demeanor, which I like.

The only person I've ever liked on this show was MJ's Dad. LOVED him. Wish that he could've been my dad. I was actually devastated to hear that he had passed away. The wrong parent died. There, I've said it.

Hannah and Des' PDA seemed just for show, like they were practically forcing themselves on each other. They really really wanted everyone to KNOW and notice. It is NOT jealousy for any of the housemates to be grossed out by them. It was deliberate and desperate. Des is that gross, molesty middle-aged guy. Everything Hannah is doing with Des is to make Luke jealous and it's so pathetic. It was ridiculous that Luke was referring to Hannah as being "Sooooo successful." Paige, it's not that Perry didn't want to have dinner with you at the Hamptons, he just didn't want to be on the show. And I'm 100% on his side for that. NOBODY on Bravo gets a good edit. Whenever I see Hannah, I get that part from #Selfie in my head where she goes "Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes on; That's so ratchet; That girl is such a fake model; She definitely bought all her Instagram followers; Who goes out on Mondays?" Seeing as that's the case, I'm surprised that she's not closer to Lindsay. They're both extremely combative bitches. I'm not going to mention how quickly people seem to move on or take their relationships seriously because my husband and I were 21 when we got married, having known each other for less than 6 months. Of course there were people who were completely against it. But I knew we were right for each other, so I just did what I wanted and we're still happily married 20+ years later. But I don't see that between Hannah and Des. Or Lindsay and Stravy. Or Kyle and Amanda. I'm trying to see them as couples in 50 years' time and nope, don't see it. It was so stupid to hear Lindsay and Danielle talk about Just How Much Stephen has changed. What, in 3 weeks??? He has changed completely in 3 weeks?!

Thank you!!! And it pissed me off how Tiffany referred to the purchase as 'a couple of coffees' - uh, no. And by the size of the coffees, they were large ones. AND a Danish. AND muffins. In NYC. That's not $3-4 worth of transaction, that's more like $40. It's a small business and they're not day-old pastries they're about to throw out. I know I'm getting heated over something which may not seem like a big deal, but being a small business owner requires you to work 18 hours a day and put in all of your life's savings in order to get started. It would be different if it's a cop (or a civilian) who stopped a robbery at the café, or saved the life of the owner/owner's family/employee and that person gets free coffee and dessert whenever they come in, but just some random person getting $40 worth of free stuff? No. Thank you! I miss Kristen. I am so sick of Tiffany and her attitude. She tells Scola that he's being arrogant when it's actually her who's being arrogant. I am tired of her above-y'all attitude that a lot of young, inexperienced people have. Uh, you're younger than all of the other agents and the least experienced. It doesn't matter if you were a cop before, just like it doesn't matter if you were in the military before you became a cop. The rules and procedures are different. You don't know better or more than these agents. Just stop talking and listen for once, so you can learn.

Unfortunately, no. All disfunctional and toxic relationships are like that. They become each other's enabler. They can only be as shitty as they are with the other person.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you.... The New FBI Drinking Game!!! ............................................ P.S. I am very drunk. He might have been trying to pull the Epic Grand Gesture and failed terribly, but knowing what we know of him so far, he was just being controlling.... which some women actually like. They feel like they're 'being taken care of' and this is why those women and girls love bad boys (BARF!). The controlling men can manipulate the weak woman and make her feel like he's being strong and masculine and doing what men are supposed to do and take care of their woman. I understand that the job of an FBI agent is dangerous, but he's trying sooooo hard to be a badass and deliberately reckless. Like he's a teenage boy who does really dumb and potentially life-threatening shit to impress his mates. Which pisses me off even more because he has two kids. WTF are you doing being so fricking reckless and possibly leaving your children fatherless???

Should be like how it is in Pleasantville. The stalls are just blank with floor tiles, no toilet.

Does Hannah play tennis? She does?? Wow, really? I keep forgetting, because she's only been mentioning it on every single episode since she's been on the show.

^^^^ Everything you said ^^^ Hannah and Des. Yeah, that's a marriage that will last. Not. The shit Des says is not funny and cute on an 18-year-old, let alone a 44-year-old!! Discretion!!! You could never trust him. Yes, he's gross. He's that loser who airs out sexual exploits because he wants to seem cool and hip and impress people around him. Pathetic. I want to beat him up and steal his lunch money. Kyle does look surprisingly good for someone who's been drunk for half of his life. He could pass for a 30-year-old. But that might change in an instant and he will end up looking like George Hamilton with all of the outdoor boozing he has done. It's like Gabrielle from Desperate Housewives when she said "Carlos, I didn't marry you just so that I could have dinner by myself 6 nights a week! Do you know how bored I was today?? I came this |--| close to cleaning the house!" But Paige didn't need to be on the show. Bravo didn't give her a contract to be on the show indefinitely when she signed on in season 3. Why exactly is she on the show this season, exactly??? Just for that extra bit of money? It's not worth it to be feeling miserable and lonely all summer. If he wanted to come, he would. Men find ways to see the women they love, even if the woman says no. This is a terrible example, but look at Stephen. Lindsay shit all over her birthday dinner, got abusive, broke it off with him and he still came back. Okay, maybe he had other intentions, but my point is, Perry would come if he wanted to. He's smart not to, though.

His brother died.

That shit's only funny if they're making fun of it. Like on Modern Family, Jay says "Gloria, God love her, likes to celebrate every single milestone of our relationship. The day we met. Our first date... which I forgot, so we got in a big fight. Now we commemorate the big fight." And stop complaining about the noise that other housemates are making. EAR PLUGS!!! DUHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Like the Wirkuses complaining about it every weekend and it's not like they're things that are SO hard to get. Go to any fricking pharmacy and get a pair. Get ten!! I do shift work and when I do overnighters, sleep during the day and they really help... Especially when asshole neighbours have been dragging their construction for over 20 months!!!

Well, in the first talking head clip she did in season 3, she said that she's "A ratchet girl from Brooklyn.", but it's like she keeps needing to prove herself to be one to everybody. We know, Hannah. We know.

Isn't Carl 6'5"? He was taller than the Wirkus twins and Lauren actually mentioned how Ashley's husband Brad is also 6'5" and that was one of the reasons why she was attracted to him (his height). I think Everett is 6'2". Also, Des just let his hair go grey and I don't know what his previous hair colour was, but if he dyed it brown or black, he would look a lot younger. Not everyone cares about looking younger. My friend has black hair, but during his divorce, it started to go grey and he left it like that for awhile, but then he dyed it back to black and he looked so different. I got used to the grey so when it went back to black, I almost didn't recognise him. Even his kid was like "Daddy, where's your white hair gone?" My husband went grey in his early 20s and used to dye his beard, but I told him not to bother with it because he looks great anyway. Kyle's a middle-aged frat boy, which is so unattractive and appealing. Peter Pan be damned. Enough with your non-stop drunkenness, ffs. Amanda, you idiot - this is the man you want to be the father of your children??? Stephen, is Lindsay the woman you want to be the mother of your children?!!!

Dear God, what a boring episode!!! Even with all the bullshit drama and screaming, it was boring as hell. You can get married without a wedding. Obviously Amanda wants the wedding, but if it's marriage you want and if you want to get married, you will find a way to make that happen. Stephen, you stupid, stupid moron sucker.

Like Brittany with Jax in Vanderpump Rules, except Amanda is so much smarter than Brit and has actual skills and talent. Amanda should read The Rules or something! As ridiculous as the book is, there are some things there which shows women and girls how to teach men to treat them. Paige made out with Carl and they spooned in bed, but I was so glad to see her be able to resist him and not accept him just doing whatever he wanted (ie. nothing) during the week and expect to be able to bonk her on the weekends. Good for her. She's the only one on the show who has displayed some dignity even when she was around shitty people. Amanda and Paige both have loving parents who treat their daughters well, so I wonder what is making Amanda cling onto a dick like Kyle who treats her like shit most of the time.

WHAT???!!!! HOLY FRICKING SHIT!!! Oh my god, that's awful! Sorry, I think I reacted a little more strongly than I thought I would. Miscarriages?? PLURAL??? That's extremely upsetting.

YES!!! THANK YOU!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!

Yes, and she's trying to 'create discussion' and hoping to generate curiosity and be all meta. That, or she's just watched Last Tango In Paris. Also disturbing and horrible. Hannah is a shit stirrer and she's doing what Cristina was doing in season 1. My husband and I have never been that couple who text and call each other during the day. Unless there's an actual emergency, we don't keep in touch. So, I want to tell young couples to not worry if they're not talking to each other all day long and that it's not an indication of anything. I've always thought that Lindsay was trying to look like Jessica Simpson. And she's ALWAYS defensive. About EV-ERR-RY-THING. She's a lot like GG from Shahs. So combative with no impulse control. She's always the victim. Always takes something completely unrelated and benign and turns it into a shitstorm for No Reason, but to scream at someone. DO NOT have sex with Carl, Ciara!!! Don't go there, and don't even joke about it. Every single woman on the show who has had sex with him ended up being temporarily insane and undignified. Her comment about the only things being open after 10pm are the gas station and your legs did make me burst out laughing. I also do not believe for a second that Carl has somehow turned over a new leaf or has become a better person. I'm not going to believe that he has suddenly had some sort of epiphany due to his brother passing. I'm sorry about that, and I also hope that he stays sober, but people like Carl don't change because of a major event, even a tragedy. If anything, he is going to use it as an excuse for misbehaving or treating others worse than usual. He's very good at masking the shit he is underneath. I absolutely hate that fake Tom-Cruise-possessed-by-Zenu smile that Carl displays. And you don't need someone like Luke as a friend. He's a pissy, weak little bitch. He keeps trying to prove his strength by splitting wood, but he fails every time. He's one of those men who believes that he's 'A Nice Guy', but he's not At All, and he's manipulative and controlling. He believes that doing nice things for women gives him the right to get a piece of them. Like the time he gave flowers to Ciara and thought that was enough for her to spend time with him and was shocked when she didn't care.

She's an ICU nurse who's been with Covid patients. She was around death and mayhem for months. This summer house is absolutely nothing compared to that. She's not a mothers, but it's like the picture with "I'm a mother and a nurse. NOTHING scares me." 😆😆😆😆😆 OMG, you're so funny!!! So they're like sleeper f-boys. Lather, Rinse, Repeat. Except they don't rinse, because they're all gross. Same story, again and again and again.

OMG Heather, that is the most very thing I've read all week!! I laughed SO hard!! I even imagined Kim Walker saying it in her Heather Chandler way! It's definitely a marketing and sale strategy. Like saying "We sold out of (this product) so fast.", to make it sound like the product is highly coveted and they are the only ones to carry the line, even though they only had 50 in stock. Well, DUH, of course you sold out quickly, you only ordered 50!!

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. They're only doing it because they're getting paid. Although, you would only go on reality shows to promote yourself and being on this show could not have helped Lindsay at all. I guess Kyle and Amanda did get some exposure for Loverboy, but they're lacking supplies, so I don't know how it's going. When the show first started, I thought the cast had enough money to get a helicopter to and from The Hamptons, but even in the later seasons, they didn't take the chopper once. I guess it's more like Big Brother at this point, because they're just in the house all day long. Would've been more interesting to just stay in Manhattan!

A few years ago, there was a show called 'Off the map with Shannen and Holly' with Shannen Doherty and Holly Marie Combs and they drove around the southern states and met the locals and took part in various activities. In the first episode, they were in Kentucky and as they were driving by other cars on the road, they all waved at each other and Shannen said "See? This is what makes the South so good! Everybody waves, everybody's polite, people are friendly. I like that." So, when I saw Ciara wave to the other drivers, I was like, hey, they DO do that!!! It actually made me burst out laughing. I love the fact that people are polite and friendly. I like how Ciara said no to Luke. She's someone with substance. Please don't go wasting it on Hollow Man Luke. To be honest, I wouldn't want her to hook up with anyone on the show.

I hope they're doing the accidentally-on-purpose going off the BC storyline for drama, because it's bad enough to be indefinitely engaged to the wrong person, but bringing children into that shitstorm will be so much worse. And still being hesitant about having kids when you're FORTY YEARS OLD is not a good sign. I doubt they even discussed how all of it is going to be, as in, is Amanda going to quit working to be a full-time mother, or is Kyle expecting her to keep working? Does she want to keep working after having kids? A lot of women who were working before having kids actually end up leaving their jobs permanently to become full-time mothers because they love it so much. I mean, I think that's wonderful and the kids are certainly lucky to have their mums there all the time, but have they discussed it? Don't think so.

I know that she's a model, but since her full-time job is being a nurse, I wonder what made her come on the show. It can't be just for the money, because new cast members don't get paid that much. It would have been more relaxing to just get a house in the Hamptons with her actual normal friends. It always makes me really uncomfortable to watch an engaged couple who are not going to make it. Their marriage is not one that's going to last. Amanda should just break up with him now, while she's still (just) under 30. But they've mixed business with pleasure and everything is blended now, including their work. This group is so boring, I almost wish that the Wirkus twins would crash the place. Almost. Just out of curiosity, has anyone here ever done a NY-Hampton-Summer-House-Stay? If not in NY-Hamptons, somewhere else? I'm just asking because pre-quarantine, if you had a 9-5 job during the day and spent 8 hours on a return trip from Friday and Sunday, could you actually relax? I would feel jetlagged all summer, but then again, I'm a grandma.

That's actually one of the main reasons why women start relationships with prisoners. They get to be in control.