SarahPrtr

I always take booby chesty photos with my straight male friends whilst sitting on their laps. Always!

When Penny gets drunk, she can speak Italian! "I'm 18, SLUT!!! Who's Michael Jordan??? Your friends are all so immature!!!" Oh my god, I laughed so hard! That was like in 'This Is 40', where the young daughters don't know who Gandhi and Bill Murray are!! I actually started watching the show because of Elisha (long-time fan!!!). I looked her up on imdb for any recent work she had done (back in 2012) and this show came up. It's the kind of sitcom I like, with no laugh track. I was really bummed when it got cancelled.

Oh yeah, I agree, I'm the same. Love and work with kids, but don't have any. But Ariana doesn't seem to want to be around kids that much either, and referred to babies as 'gross', so that's why I was wondering. She may not always have felt that way. Again, it's just a job.

Hmmm... kind of an odd choice of work for someone who doesn't like kids at all, but I know there are much worse jobs!

Up to the end of season 4, she looked nice, in a naturally pretty sort of way. Then she started injecting her face with unnecessary fillers and wearing WAY too much makeup (almost like Lala) which negated her natural beauty. I just do NOT understand these naturally pretty women who do that. Just... WHY????? And she was only 30 years old or something when she started injecting that shit.

Can't believe that they've already been married for a year. Eeeek!!!

100% agree with you. I've known incredibly intelligent, gifted and wise-and-mature-beyond-their-years children and they are not like that. At all. They just talk normally, even the shy ones. You know that you're still talking to a kid, but you just talk to them like they're friends who are your age, not a 6-year-old (or under 10 years old). Maybe Nikolai is different off-camera, but from what I have seen of him from the show, he's not talking like a regular old-soul kid.

So, Britt and Jax have that in common - neither can stop drinking, even under strict doctor's orders. Two Bretts, two Maxes; two Daynas.

I remember on the very first episode, the thing that instantly turned me off Stassi was when she said "Sheana is so below me in terms of class. I went to an all-girls private school in New Orleans..." and I was disgusted and thought "Who tf talks like that???". You would look down on someone for not having attended a private school and talk about someone in terms of CLASS?? I was actually cringing at that. Not that it doesn't happen in Australia, but even in the super-expensive private high schools, students aren't as snobby, and the scholarship students are actually admired for their academic achievements and not pitied by the students from wealthier families.

I mean, really. I can't believe that Stassi is fired and Jax is not. I can't believe that Jax is married and got a wedding on the show and Stassi won't. The universe has well and truly won, and I'll just be here and wait for the dinosaurs to return.

Lisa couldn't care less about what is happening. She only cares about The Bottom Line and how it's going to affect HER and HER business and HER reputation and HER source of income (not that she needs any more). She can say whatever she wants, but I don't believe for a second that she gives a shit about how people have been treated. She's just a slacktivist and she's definitely one of those people who sees shit happen and doesn't bother to stop it, even when she is in a position to do so.

I was having an extra shitty week, but now I feel a little better after reading your posts! Third-rate Joan Collins impersonator! That's brilliant! You're so funny. Even more accurate would be Third-rate Wannabe-JC impersonator! From gay bars in the UK. Howard Stern asked that when Brandi Glanville was on his show. If you open up a business in the beginning stage of something, you can find a market for it and make a fricking fortune. A lot of it has to do with timing. I mean, I don't resent their wealth (yes, really), because they obviously found a niche for it, but that doesn't make her a good businesswoman. And she may have the money, but she is absolutely NOT above ANY of these shitheads who work at her restaurant. I'm all for if-you've-got-it-flaunt-it, but she doesn't have it, so why is she shoving them in our faces??? Wish she would stop saying "If I fired anyone every time (insert something shitty here), I'd have no employees.", like it's not her fault that she hires and KEEPS these dickheads. Bullshit! Of course you can fire them and ffs, have some pride in your workplace and hire some credible employees! Maybe ones with a modicum of decency who will NOT constantly steal from you??? I absolutely DESPISE that fake British 'tude she puts on with her accent, like, if she says it with a British accent, she'll sound classier. It doesn't. And for the love of god, STOP talking French. You sound awful. Her accent is atrocious.

Stupid, stupid dumbass Brittany saying "I'm married to him, so y'all gotta have respect for him." Biiiitch, NO. That's not how respect works, and if anything, that lowers the level of respect people had for YOU. Nobody needs to respect your POS husband, because umm... he's a POS!!!

My brain is weird, so when I read that, the thought in my head was "Love in the time of Corona", instead of cholera.

A lot of what Kristen did this season reminds me of the things she did back in season 3. Actually, wanting bad things to happen to a mother-effing shitty person makes you normal! I want shit to happen to Jax as well. Too bad that he's going to spin it to make himself look like a victim. I don't give a shit if his father died. Why would anyone??? I would have loved Karrah-type of character more if it were a man who was in drag, dressed as Sheana. I would have found that to be rather satisfying. OH! And they can't POSSIBLY cancel the show without having Stassi's wedding!!! She would be seeeeeething!!!!! Even worse, if effing JAX got a wedding, and Stassi didn't, she would bury herself.

Yep, I have been griping about that for several seasons. It was mostly Katie who used to say that. She would say "Tom and I's relationship." and I had a rant in several of the posts on here saying "WTF is I's????!!!!!!! It's MY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LS, I LIVE for your posts!!! They always make me laugh so much! I constantly hear people wanting separate space from their partners and not getting used to having their spouse's things everywhere, but I've always liked it. My husband is into cricket, and he has a bat & ball signed by a famous Aussie cricket player and even though I never got into it, I liked seeing the memorabilia in the livingroom, because it's his stuff.

They both knew exactly who the other person was when they got together. None of what has happened is a surprise to either of them. They are just spinning it to make Jay sound bad. All couples start off by saying "We love our children, they are our priority" to start, but then come the pitchforks and chainsaws. It's just something generic all celebrity couples say. If you cared about your kids that much, you wouldn't even talk about it until you were divorced and just say "It's a private matter, I won't discuss it further." and be done with it. But how many times have we ever seen this happen? Also, divorce brings out the worst in people.

Exactly. I mean, we've all read stories about people who invested well and/or had a very successful business and they retired at the age of 30. Rare, but they do happen. Do we think of these people as efficient and hard-working, or lazy and dumb??? I'm sure many people have envied those who retired before the age of 40. A lot of professional athletes do retire in their 30s because it's hard on the body, but whilst they're playing, they endorse products and take sponsorships. The more successful and popular you are, the more endorsements and sponsorships you get. I'm surprised that the wife of a retired pro athlete who was very much in the middle of his career when they got together would be saying this.

And bathrooms!!! More bathrooms than bedrooms??? Even if there were 10 people living in the house, what are the odds that they would ALL be needing the bathroom at the same time?? I've also seen huge houses with 6+ bedrooms, 4 bathrooms but no garage! Not even a carspace! WTF??!! Same, it's nice, but I think a lot of people would consider it to be a nouveau-riche-McMansion. I would still live there if I could afford it. Also, I like that there's a lot of surrounding space, so I don't have to worry about disturbing the neighbours. You can put a pool inside the house, because there's so much damn room there as well! 😁

Not exactly lose weight, but the newest pills can help you shift excess water weight and not affect your appetite. But it's different for each woman (of course! grrr!!) and something like Diane has always made me gain weight, but a couple of my girlfriends are on it and it didn't change anything. I wish there was BC which would decrease my appetite, clear up my skin and give me more energy. Anyone who makes BC like that will become very wealthy, because so many women will want it!

Not just an actress, she's also a singer, a writer and a model! A Quadruple Threat!!! It also reminded me of Kelly from The Office, whenever she was trying to get back with Ryan, or get with another guy. She would say "You wanted me?" whenever the guy she liked called her as a way to 'subconsciously' make the guy actually want her. We can laugh at Kelly because she's a fictional character, but on Scheana, it's just too real and cringey. That, or she could be on different birth control. That could screw up your body and hormones. Most likely Adderall, but maybe BC. I was thinking that as well. I don't know if she decided to just have the chefs at the restaurant and make the food available for delivery by UberEats or something. I've been having my share of takeout meals during lockdown. They've probably been sneaking in and out of each other's homes. They need attention and don't do Inside Stuff very well. Also can't follow strict orders, restrictions, the law, etc. She wanted the weddin', but certainly didn't think about the 50+ years afterwards with a sociopathic loser. I definitely think that they'll have a baby, but being a pessimistic optimist, I'm hoping that their kid/s will realise what terrible people their parents are, and decide to do the opposite. Not bipolar, it's all drug-induced. He has zero self-control, and can't even hold himself back for ONE fricking day. He's simply incapable of it. After he got his nose done (the first time!), he was told what not to do post surgery, and he ended up doing all of them. Back when Charlie Sheen was addicted to coke, he did terribly shitty things with no impulse control. It's been a few months since the wedding, so I hope Brittany has gotten at least one STD test. I'm not trying to be a sarcastic bitch about it, I'm genuinely concerned.

Oh god, PLEASE let that happen!!! I would Pay Money to see that. He'll just irreparably damage his liver by guzzling moonshine everyday. He's miserable because he's married. Not that, that would actually mean anything to someone like him, and it's definitely not going to change anything in his life - he'll continue to bang everything that moves, do drugs, steal, lie, etc. But I'm not going to say Poor Brittany. No pity for her.

Oh, he knew what he was getting himself into. Don't play innocent with me, wanker! Every single new cast member is boring as hell and I just skip over their parts, unless they're with three or more original members.

Yeah, can't stand it when Lisa (or anyone else) does that. You get me to open up and get personal and when I'm in a vulnerable state, you cut me off. How freaking dead inside are you, to do shit like that??? Well, there's nothing about Schena we haven't seen yet, and she's already done the Showgirls-dolphin-shaking-sex-scene in the light-porn she was in years ago. You're so funny! Translating something from GenX speak, hahaha! Umm... what are the kids saying these days? I've heard them say 'extra' a lot. Like, 'So totes extra', meaning totally special/some other positive superlative. 😂🤣🤣😂 IKR??? I'm definitely getting turned on by a washer-dryer-on-top-of-each-other combo. Washer-Dryer Missionary Position.

Yeah, Stassi and Beau are living with them.