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I’m just trying to figure out why Candiace is out here pretending like her beef with Ashley is because she is defending others (bitch, please!). Or why she’s pretending like she wasn’t stirring the pot by stretching the truth and telling Giselle that Monique called Katie a slave? Pretending to be so noble when really, she could just say, “I don’t like them so I’m gonna be messy.”

So all we learned is what we already knew: Michael wants to suck Juan’s dick. So does Robin. Next.

After he finishes paying the bride price to the family, you will go with him to AZ, be broke and eating ketchup sammies for dinner. Your fam doesn’t love you.

Yes! And Dale. Lord if Big Kathy was still living, she’d be on the Beverly Hills couch for sure, demonstrating why Kyle, Kim and Little Kathy are messes.

Yeah, but if your mom ends up on the couch at a Bravo reunion, it’s a guarantee she’s a mega asshole or a monster: Mama Joyce + the OLG Elsa from Miami Candiace’s mom Mercedes’s mom on Shahs Jill Zarin’s mom Deandra’s mom from Dallas I could do without these messy abusive moms.

Just a mustache? You sure?

Right? It’s not the golddigging that makes Ashley trash. It’s that she’s a messy , two faced backstabber. And her public attempts at singing. That too.

It takes far more work than I’m willing to invest. I’m just not sure the money is worth it if you end up with someone who has no respect for you, or a serial ass grabber. But if I grew up with a deadbeat mom and dad, didn’t have a stable roof over my head and didn’t have enough to eat, I could see why it’s worth it to someone.

I’m not sure the Real Housewives series is the show to demonstrate accomplishments unless you are: Bethenny Frankel Kandi Burruss The only accomplishment for most of the housewives is marrying money or being born into some money. Which is fine, but don’t act like golddigging is less noble than being expelled from a privileged coochie. Securing the bag was the whole point of marriage for women until recent times. Being a wastrel and waiting for a relative to die off or access to your trust before you hit it big is not an accomplishment. And no one’s wig line has taken off thus far (Kim, Portia, Candiace, did Gretchen have wigs?)

Aka, the Evelyn Lozado plan.

Candiace’s having a professional mother didn’t stop her from squandering all her privilege and opportunities. When all is said and done, Candiace is a restaurant hostess with a broke man with a bunch of kids and child support payments. They both live off her mom (plus show money which is not guaranteed). She has a funky little wig line that no one has ever seen. How does one end up failing so hard? I suspect incidents like her little knife outburst aren’t her first.

I will say I have seen Gisele’s makeup in the Target in DC (Columbia Heights). But I don’t buy that when I can get Pat McGrath in the Sephora at Montgomery Mall.

I feel like that’s a lie. No way her mom would pass up the chance to have complete control over Candiace by putting her on the title docs. Ashley and Candiace are both delusional. Nobody knew about either of them until this show.

I’m over Angela and her creepy slave mistress power trip. Go the fuck home, bitch!

Kinda like a setup.

Shhh!!! It’s like Candyman. If you bring them up too many times, they will start haunting us again!

And the lesson is... don’t trust a guy who started out your relationship as a catfish. Don’t be surprised if wifey was in on it for the scam money potential. Night all!

Oh no! Not Langley Wallingford!!!

I’m just trying to figure out what she gets out of this. Jihoon is not a catch, and not a sugar daddy that can support his own “oops” baby, let alone Deavan’s other little “accident” baby back at home. Maybe she really wants to live in South Korea.

I’m tired of the whining about how much the person who moved gave up. Maybe, just maybe, it’s not a good idea to give up your life for someone: - you don’t even know - who catfished you - who hit it raw the first time you met, and who lives with his parents - fresh out of rehab for gambling (never mind the drug possession and theft from employer and mother) Stupidity has a high cost.

Watching Angela put on makeup as though it were enhancing her appearance is quite a trip.

What’s Deavan’s financial contribution? She had no money before, parents clearly raising (poorly) her first child, and there’s no father in the picture if she can just pick up and move Drascilla to South Korea. Then she got knocked up by some guy for the second time in her life. So less money than before, but expecting Jihoon to “step up” and carry her through life.

Same. But not moving to Syria. That’s foolish.

Exactly. Men have abandoned their biological children for other women. What makes her think she’s so special?

That’s a relationship with no healthy boundaries. It is not unreasonable that Jeniffer expects appropriate boundaries. Timothy will end up alone and miserable if he doesn’t put Veronica in check. Not many women would put up with her antics.