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Irate Panda

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  1. Lifetime needs to hire Kevin Frazier for all their reunions, glad he knocked Joes drunken lil ass back into the audience and glad Elena went in hard on Terra and did Matt basically admit AGAIN he was asking for sex from other people. Trifling.
  2. I think Elenas assessment of Terra's DWTS obsession was fair since Terra basically harped on Joe to have a second child then basically drop the kid and ran off to do DWTS. Joe basically agreed with Elena Terra was in it for the fame. Joe looks like he can barely take care of himself much less two kids under two. I assume they have a nanny or something but Joe like Brianna doesn't physically seem capable of taking care of both these kids at the same time....maybe I'm wrong. I don't think there's anything wrong with Terra doing these projects but back-to-back (DWTS, LW Show, the book, etc) seemed crazy. I guess she's getting the money while she can somebody's got to pay the bills. I did think she looked in great shape after DWTS.
  3. Was it ever stated on the show if Brianna's first husband left her or did she divorce him? As far as Matt and Brianna go, they're both a couple of bums. I truly believe she will never leave him, if they ever break up it'll be because he left her.
  4. I thought the same thing years ago. I went a few years without seeing this show but I remember seeing her and Matt on an episode and thinking they seemed a bit too close. Now years later they're "dating" Eta: Actually now thinking back it was my boyfriend, who was irritated I'd make him watch the show that pointed out Matt and Caryn were more than just friends. Of course, he never did like Matt. This would have been years ago but does anyone remember an episode where Matt fell in his office and his family (at least Jeremy and Amy, I can't remember if the other kids were there) barely seemed concerned Matt was face down on the ground and not moving? This was before I knew Matt was a complete jerk, but I remember telling my boyfriend," I get this is probably a reenactment, but shouldn't his family be running over to him? Shouldn't they be frantic since he looked dead/collapsed? ". My boyfriend stated, "Matt Roloff is an tyrannical ass. I'd leave him on the floor too. He's only two feet tall, how far could've he had fallen?" After that, I did start noticing how trifling Matt was although I never cared for Amy either.
  5. This post is why I have no problem with people snarking on Whitney. Dot, whether you meant for it to be, your story is an inspiration, exactly what Whitney claims to be. You worked hard and got healthier. You admitted you backslid a little and made appropriate choices to change it. Great job on keeping up with your lifestyle changes. It is hard, but like you said your life basically depends on it. On a side note, my problem with Whitney isn't her weight except for maybe the horse episode...I still don't think that horse should be carrying her weight. My problem with Whitney is her attitude and how she treats the people in her life. Normally this wouldn't be my business but she made it the public's business with her stupid show. She's delusional. I'm just trying to figure out if it's real delusion or part delusion part tlc paycheck.
  6. Well, it was a video starring two douches.
  7. Best laugh I had was her comparing herself to Beyoncé. What world does Brianna live on because it clearly isn't Earth.
  8. The only way I believe Briana thinks all these men are hitting on her besides being delusional or straight up lying is she's one of the people who think ANY sort of positive/neutral interaction with a man is his flirting/wanting her (see Whitney Weighs More on My Big FatFabulous Life).
  9. I'm not sure what he said as his tweets were deleted by the time I saw her responses. I do know Briana said something about Joe saying she was a punching bag but I didnt see that as an insult since he was basically calling Terra a bully. No idea if he said it again in a rude way to her. Either there's no way I believe Joe was hitting on Brianna and I don't even like Joe.
  10. Briana's latest rant on Twitter....wasn't sure if it belongs here for Briana or in media for Twitter. Joe seems to have deleted his tweets. Brianna posted more but this one was just ridiculous. Joe hitting on Elena...sure. Joe hitting on Brianna! He's not getting his ass beat by Terra for Brianna's funky self unless Terra wrote it into the script. Couldn't grab a screen shot on my phone. Briana Renée @LFM_BrianaRenee·Jun 25 You're a tough guy behind a keyboard! How come you never said this to my face? Oh wait you were too busy hitting on me. BTW you're welcome Now she got Joe hitting on her. First Todd, then Trevore, now Joe? Girl, please! I don't even like Joe and I ain't buying this. So basically everyone but her own husband hits on her. She needs to worry about a bar of soap hitting on her funky ass.
  11. I don't know why I watch these shows, they can't be good for my blood pressure. I know people have their favorites and least favorites. It is clear by my posts I dislike Terra....even 'hate', I guess aggravated is a better word because the woman's never done anything to me in real life. Can someone who likes Terra explain why you do with examples from the show. By that I don't mean "well, I saw her on DWTS and she was sweet" or She lent me 50 bucks once when I met her. I mean as portrayed on this show this season can someone give me concrete examples of why you like her or find her interesting? The only thing I can say Ifind somewhat admirable is her hustle even though I disagree with her way of going about it. Even when I should have felt bad for her all the way back in season one with the Joe/Elena mess, I didn't and I think Joe's a jackass so by default I should have wanted to feel some sympathy for her. This season my dislike for her shows no bounds, so I thought maybe my 'hatred' is blinding me to some positive attributes of hers. Others, my 'hatred' for them oft takes a break and I use the term hatred in a snarky way as I don't know these people in real life. For example, if Tonya mentions the word ACTIVEWEAR one more time I'm going to put my foot through the screen, but part of me even when irritated thinks wouldn't it be sort of nice if this lil heifer(TM Tonya) could pull this off and make some real money. Her and Kerwin ride off into the sunset in her new car. I felt happy for her when she said she could finally afford the dream car she wanted even Brianna with all her delusion and irritating behavior I wanted to hug because she was a human punching bag. Despite stinking to high heaven or thinking she's the next Adriana Lima, Briana almost makes me tear up (not really) when I listen to her caterwauling singing or her stumbling around trying to be a model. Basically, I'm saying throughout these episodes my dislike for these women has at some point take a break, but never with Terra. Can anyone throw some positive light on Terra from this Season?
  12. I don't see why Matt would even bother to get upset. He didn't really seem to care to me because he knows Brianna's a doormat. Honestly him hooking up with some random woman at a bar would be the most "normal" thing he's been portrayed to do on this show. Hell, just a plan old drunken cheat. They had the man and I use that term loosely sending dick pics to EVERYBODY...they had a random internet sexchatter come on the reunion, a transgendered accuser get in a damn near brawl at Tonyas stupid photo shoot, they've implied he's dangerous around children, has a m***** fetish, called him a woman beater and practically a kidnapper during Brianna's pregnancy. What haven't they accused him of? What hasn't he already admitted to? The only thing left is for one of the farm animals at Kerwins party to come on the reunion and say Matt slipped him/her/it his number. This isn't news, its fucking predictable! Terra didn't want to be the center of getting the pile of shit so let's bring Matt in. I'm not saying he doesn't deserve it but if his wife doesn't care if he's cheating why should we? If he's not harming a kid or animal let him cheat away. Honestly, the one thing I agree with Matt on is Brianna. He knows she won't do shit so he's free to keep doing his shit. She's got no money and he's got less than that or she has money and refuses to pay her bills. Brianna needs therapy not to be on a show. Matt was sitting there with a stupid smirk because he knows Brianna ain't gonna do a damn thing. It anything Matt will probably leave her whenever this show is canceled, he gets tired of doing the housework or some other paycheck needs a baby made or a dish washed. Sadly with all his bullshit (unless I found out he hurt a child), I still find him less annoying than Terra.
  13. Terra instigated the Matt/Briana thing because she didn't want the women ganging up on her. I wonder why Terra? You mean it doesn't feel good to have everyone screaming at you. Trifling bitch. Here's a thought if you don't want people making up fake injuries stop throwing real things at them. Matt cheated....and in other news water is wet. Nothing is shocking about this. Hell Terra could have had a picture of a moose in drag on her phone as Matts latest gal pal and it still wouldn't be shocking. Who cares? Brianna ain't leaving his ass. The one thing, probably the only thing, I believe Matt about in that whole scene is he does most, if not all, of the things around the house or with the kids. One because Brianna physically can't, two is depressed, three is too busy singing, modeling, noveling in her mind. I think she plays fantasy land all day to escape from the shit show that is her life. Note to Matt : since you do everything" double up" on the laundry wash time or throw Brianna in the bathroom sink and give her a good bathing so Tonya's money pit of a scheme ACTIVEWEAR/shirts come back smelling fresh. I mean if the boyfriend on my 600lb life can squirt his girlfriend down on the front porch with a garden hose it's the least you can do for Brianna. Joe continue to roll your drunken skeevy ass into a ball behind the pillow in hopes that we will never see you again. You know damn well if Elena gave you half a chance you would have dropped that garbage sack of shit you now call your wife. The only times you made any sense were when you said they treat Briana like a punching bag and you were scared of Terra. Tonya always being Terra's doormat but has no problem raging on people for stupid things such as having a one second interaction with Trevore at a party 85 years ago or someone's LP "modeling" on a different continent. Tonya expects Kerwin to buy a 3 carat diamond? Bitch please you should feel lucky if he can buy you a carrot(yes the edible kind), weren't you just complaining the last episode how you're the breadwinner and frankly it seems like he's waiting on his social security check and mine as well do it in sunny LA with the show footing the bill. Hell, I don't blame him. Elena-- When's this paycheck gonna clear? I got a mortgage now. These bitches talk about my 'green card' marriage and if it's real with the 'losers r us brigade' they're pulling in as husbands. Christy- Terra's a bitch and every time the gang sets out to prove it (TM Scooby Doo) that damn Terra gots to be pullin Matt into shit...deflecting heifer (TM Tonya) Todd- 50 pounds down and losing. Christy better step up her game instead of wasting breath on Terra. Yes one partner can be heavier than the other but not after that party has berated the other on national tv for years for being a butterball. Before you know it Todd will be working on his Tinder profile. Of course half his replies will probably come from Matt. Jasmine- Another trying to get that paycheck with a dash of "gonna make sure Lifetime knows I'm camera ready and worthy of a spin off" Chris-. I wish I stayed home with Preston. I ❤️ Preston. Preston- I think this episode officially proves I am the smartest person on this show.
  14. Where do I even begin. Terra has officially lost her mind/needs to keep the lifetime paycheck rolling in. Joe says twice he's afraid of Terra. Brianna probably still stinks but this week nobody cares. Preston has a real job that's probably why he couldn't go. Even Tonya couldn't explain Terra's insanity. Matt is presumably trolling hotel bars for (fill in the blank as anything is possible). Little anythingbutFierce Mama pretends to grow a backbone but will probably accept whatever Matts excuse is.
  15. Elena is over all of it just there to pay for the new house. Jasmine stirring up trouble trying to keep that paycheck. Terra acting like an even bigger ass than normal because she depends on the rest of these nitwits to make money because I doubt she's making millions off her musical video of Tonya dressed up as a crab. Christie's just happy to still be getting a paycheck since Terra tried to ice her out last year. Brianna's a damn fool who puts up with EVERYTHING! I would say it's all for the paycheck but she put up with Matt for free so who knows? If Brianna is Jasmine's chihuahua, Im not sure what that makes Tonya to Terra because the only time she truly gets pissy with Terra is when Terra dare question Tonya's overpriced, understocked, money pit of an ACTIVEWEAR line. On a side note every time I see Jasmine's husband he looks like he's ready to break out in laughter at the sheer stupidity of these storylines. Joe looks completely dishelved and like he's ready to topple over at any moment. I'm waiting for Todd to shed all his weight and start telling Christie she's the butterball now, Prestons probably thinking can't wait for these cameras to leave so he can go back to talking about trains with Chris. Kerwin's probably wondering why he left Texas and why Tonya keeps wasting time on flea market ACTIVEWEAR when she could be making him shake n bake porkchops. Matt's probably just happy his perversion has taken a backseat to Brianna's hygiene as their storyline.
  16. I didn't really believe it when Terra said it because well it's Terra and Tonya is always going to agree with Terra unless it involves the logo for her ACTIVEWEAR! It was Jasmine saying it that I thought it was probably true but I agree it might have more to do with the laundry. How the heck does she gets the clothes out of the washing machine unless she has the front facing kind. Honestly, if it weren't this Terra would be griping about Brianna for something else until it was Christie's turn for Terra's wrath. Although I think it would take a lot more than BO to make Matt leave. Terra should spend more time worrying about Joe looking like he's going to topple over at any moment, but she's too busy airing other people's dirty laundry, literally and figuratively.
  17. She could get one of those bath tubs old people get with the little door and built in seat so you don't fall or even get a kiddie pool and have away at it....Good lord I spend way too much thinking about this show. If it as @Alapaki mentioned the sentence was muted/edited let's say she does shower I still give up because her showers are not working. I think Lifetime should pay us for our in depth analysis of this program. We clearly put more effort into it than the producers.
  18. Damn, that was basically a whole show about how Briana stinks and you know Terra reveled in it like a pig in slop. Now based on the edited conversation between Terra and a Jasmine it seems like at least one of them (Jasmine) tried to address it or hint at it but if Chelsea Handler (who I personally can't stand) is saying somebody/thing stinks in your group of friends Im pretty sure she's not sugar coating it. Originally, I thought if Brianna was depressed maybe she just stayed in bed and didn't bathe but if she pulls herself together to film or go on Chelsea lately wouldnt you jump in the shower before hand? Is there a medical issue that can cause an odor? Man, I'm grasping at straws like Brianna does career choices. I guess It's just one more example of Brianna's low self esteem, but I do feel bad it was broadcast on tv multiple times by her "friends". ETA was reading another board and apparently I missed the part where Briana said she doesn't shower because of her balance...<throws hands up> I got nothin'
  19. I thought it said ZoloftBob too :) for a couple of weeks
  20. God, these two are pretentious and insufferable. Oh...it's messy! Amy and Matt's situation is so messy! MESSY! MESSY! MESSY! Bitch, please! You know what's messy that rats nest on Jeremy's head! I skipped out on a lot of years at Roloff farms, but were these two this bad from the beginning of their relationship (well whenever they first came in tv)?
  21. I hate when Terra puts both her arms over her head and screams like a fool, I hate when she makes EVERYTHING about her, I hate when she does the cry/squeak/talk thing. Basically, I hate Terra.
  22. I'm no fan of Brichelle's hence my previous post but on the "trash" level I think she's fairly low down on the scale on this show not that that's saying much. Honestly, I think Brichelle is trying to be the Juicy of this show and go from "friend" on show to "full cast member". If we are talking pure "trash" level getting your own show Emily would be the clear winner ymmv.
  23. That's the same thing I thought! I have more chemistry with my mailman and trust me he's not making any kind of special deliveries.
  24. What was I thinking?? Of course MMA champion of the world! He also had the job "saving kids lives" ....sadly on that list I think fairy or unicorn are the jobs Briana are most qualified for
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