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I think Glenn stated she was in at either and hour and 3 minutes or and hour and 13 minutes, I couldnt quite understand him but he definitely said an hour and something.

Rewatching an old episode from season 2 when Whitney does the penguin 5k, and I have a serious question. I’m no athlete but is a 5k really that hard to do in an HOUR when your walking even for somebody’s Whitney’s size? She looked smaller back then and more mobile, but her 70 year old dad, who doesn’t look particularly in good shape was clearly not having a difficult time.

Tonya and especially aterra are horrible, but I don’t expect them to go anywhere sivpnce Terra is apparently an EP and Tonya kisses up to Terra.

I think her biological mother has either moved in with her or is helping....I believe due to drugs she abandon Brianna as a child. That’s probably one reason Brianna has abandonment issues. As far as I’ve heard the rest of her family is still estranged. She said before they don’t accept her son and this was after Matt left, but Brianna seems to lie a lot so I wouldn’t trust her to tell me water is wet. I’d think suspected pedophile would rate lower that lying wannabe singer who is half immobile, but you never know. Maybe Brianna will have to get a nanny or have her mother help. Either way I feel bad for all the kids involved.

I missed that part I thought he talked to him since Whitney said something about him being more of an every day friend or something like that. I still think the part about him texting he’s ready to score coke was weird in and unto its self.

Did anybody else find it weird that Buddy would text his friend (close friend according to Whitney) every time he scored coke then he disappears with no word and the friend takes it as a good sign. Is this the best the writers could come up with and the friend chokes out this ridiculous story or is the friend as dumb as Whitney?

“calm down, lady! Did you just get out of prison?” LOL, I hearted this post before I even read it because nothing beats this gif!!

I’m really glad Buddy is doing well. I hope he keeps it up and maybe stays off the show, I don’t think it’s a positive influence on him.

I only watch this show and it wasn’t hard for me to think Buddy might need rehab, but Detective Whitney Columbo is shocked

There were a lot of photos of Ashley’s FB of the Dad and the baby a few months ago....not sure if they are still there.

I think we will have to agree to disagree and looks are highly subjective so it makes sense. Kody 30 years ago I would say was out all the women’s league physically. He always seemed dopey but looks wise he looked far better on the early wedding days. Mary, at least to me, has an extremely harsh face, even when I guess was she was in her 20s. The orange skin, funky eyebrows, and seemly dead tooth don’t help. Robyn is in her 30s, and looks to be pushing 50 to me. I don’t think she’s facially ugly persay but more of a handsome woman, she’s just aging very poorly. Christine looks better now then when she was in her 20s. I just don’t find her to be attractive except for her hair but would rate her the “prettiest” of the bunch. Some of her features are too big for her face, but I think she looks better than her wedding pics , but could be a victim of 90s fashions. Janelle has beady eyes and the frosted eye shadow and too blonde hair age her. If she had a make over it may help and she has a gummy smile or her teeth are too small. I haven’t figured out which. Kody would be fine looks wise if he either lost 25lbs or bought bigger shirts and cut that shredded wheat off the sides of his head. He had needs to figure what color his hair is suppose to be. They’re not horribly run screaming ugly, but imho an unattractive bunch, ymmv and apparently does varies, which I respect.

I think Nada and possibly Allison are becoming as big a famewhores as Whitney is. Ok, you ladies did you’re due diligence of warning the desperate fat ladies of the world of his existence. Who cares? Why are you people up all hours of the night (Nada) Facebook living about this slop? They all need to move on, and I’m getting the poin, where I don’t know if he was dating, engaged, almost engaged or anything else with these women. Honestly, I’d feel sadder for them if they’d just went he scammed us out if money route or he was a grifter because I don’t know which one of them is supposed to be the ridiculous one and which one is the victim. At this point, with what I know, I’m hard press to feel bad for any of them, other than he took their money because Whitney seems to think if you look in her general direction you want her, Nada is buying wedding dresses while “pre-engaged”. Allison I’ll reserve judgement since I don’t know enough about her. So at least 2/3 of these women seem somewhat delusional. I do think Avi is a jerk and weirdo, unfortunately, most of the others fall into the same category.

The only thing I can think of as to why they are so adamant about saying things like that is maybe they think some people think there is some sort of sexual romping amongst them since logistically they could all be sleeping with Kody. Quite frankly, this is one of the most unattractive groups of people I’ve ever seen, so I’m happy to believe they all are keeping their clothes on, preferably at all times. The only thing I can say remotely positive about their physical appearance is I think Christine’s hair is pretty. Kody’s gut is bursting out of his shirt in almost every episode and what remains of his hair looks to be sprigs from an old straw broom, Janelle’s dead eyes and white frosted eye shadow creep me out, Robyn seems to be aging like spoiled milk, and Meri is giving Donald Trump a run for his money with the orange tan, and the perpetually fucked up eyebrows don’t help.

I hardly watch this show, but don’t get why Maddie and Caleb are treated as such the Golden Couple. They don’t seem to have accomplished much except freeloading, not that I like Mykelti or Tony much either, but to me all four seem like nothing special. Also does anyone know how old Tony is? With all that being said, I guess I shouldn’t expect much from them, they’ve watched the elder Browns scheme and freeload for how many years now? Logan seems to be doing well (good for him) and, on a side, can TLC please get Meri and Mariah some non-fucked-up eyebrows

I’m curious as to what alimony she would get from Matt, she was the breadwinner. Don’t know anything about CA Law. Plus, he’s a bum so even if she got say child support, I don’t see him actually paying anything. With that said, besides SSI I don’t see how Briana is making a living without the show, besides this “I’m gonna be a singer at almost 40” thing she’s pushing. I too think she’ll eventually be back. Why bother quitting? She stayed on with multiple affairs and the free world knowing she stunk, I doubt a break is gonna get a ton of money in the divorce.

If I were meeting the Browns, I’d pretend I didn’t speak English either.

Ruby has lost some weight and may be a wonderful person (no idea) but she still seems very over weight according to pictures on her website. I didn’t go through them all maybe there’s others on there showing an average weight. I’m sure she’s lost a lot of weight but is still probably considered obese and has been for years. On her show Ruby always had excuses too although I don’t remember any senshus nonsense except her pining away for her ex. I always find it odd when people are “life coaches” or “experts” at things they can’t accomplish themselves. (Ie having a healthy body weight) It’s like getting financial advice from a guy who is broke. Ruby’s coaching may be about other things in life, career advice, relationship advice (although I don’t know if she had one besides whatever ex’s name is). Either way she may be good or an expert at somethings but from the pics Ive seen ultimate weight loss isn’t one of them. She should be applauded for losing as much as she has though. I also can’t imagine Whitney taking advice from her. Whitney thinks or portrays herself to think she’s a healthy, talented, sexpot. IMO Whitney think she’s above Ruby. I’m not saying she is but I think she would think that based on the ridiculous pictures she post bragging about her senshusness and Fortune 5 dollar company. I was a teen when Ruby tv show was on so I’ve forgotten some of the details but I think Ruby seemed at least nice although emotionally stunted, which is an improvement over Whitney.

Yes Roy came out on his radio show.

Why is Whitney so upset about the 5k when she was just the bastion of health in the last episode? She couldn’t get enough of walking and plopped Nada on a folding chair and waddled off to complete her Olympic-like Chariots of Fire I honestly think Glenn is frustrated he’s in his 70s and still taking care of Whitney. I really think he wants to marry her off to relieve himself of the emotional and financial duties of keeping her in check. Of course all this enabling over the years is half her problem.

I have been golfing at my in-laws country club several times and there is a dress code for the club and course. I couldn’t believe they allowed Whitney to dress like that. I’m sorry as a Native Hawai’ian I was offended by Babs “brown-toned men” comment. It seem to fetishize a whole people. Shouldn’t she know this after countless hours of Whitney blabbering about not wanting to be a fetish? Oh yeah, except for Avi then it was ok. Glenn’s pet/children comment was probably producer prompted, but I do think he probably feels this way. I do think he feels a woman should be married and have children. I also think he feels if Whitney gets married she becomes hers husband’s problem. So Im supposed to be shocked because we can see the floor of Buddy’s room? I expected the room to be completely empty. Lackluster findings. Wow! A grown man cleaned his room. How much of a slob is Buddy that this is SHOCKING? If you are that worried about him why don’t you just go get a drink at the bar, where he works, and see if he’s still alive. If he’s not at work then reach out to his family. The only thing I learn from the subpar Jessica Fletcher sleuthing of the dynamic duo was that nobody wants to sleep in a hot attic and Buddy is normally a slob. Also, why was more time spent on diapering a cat and being on a neighborhood newsletter than if Buddy was alive. Why are Whitney and her brother in the newsletter, they don’t live there.

I don’t like Terra at all, except her renovations show I think she was in the right more times than not. I think the whole thing with Christy at this point is ridiculous. I agree Terra is a bully, but I think the other girls do see it but don’t want to lose their paycheck so put up with her insanity. I’m hoping Terra behaves the way she does for the show otherwise I really don’t see how most people could be her friend.

Can someone refresh my memory as to when this Avi thing ended (well in Avi’s mind) since it hasn’t seemingly ended for Whitney since she’s talking about it nonstop. Considering they’ve filmed the season and are a few episodes into broadcasting it, it’s obviously been some time. It’s one thing to commiserate with the other women initially but I mean traveling literally across the world and talking on a somewhat consistent basis when your a day a part time wise is sort of ridiculous. I’m guessing Avi was a jerk or at the very least a deadbeat who doesn’t pay back money according to Whitney and the one other girl, but talking for hours nonstop about this is obsessive and I don’t think particularly healthy. If this is so traumatic I suggest the ladies talk to a professional. The last person I’d take relationship advice from is Whitney. I know I was on here a week ago saying I felt bad for Whitney or more specifically felt I was being too snarky....well I think I’ve toned it down a couple of degrees, but any sympathy I had for her went out the window when she booked Nada on a hike then left the poor girl stranded on a chair in the heat. I don’t care if Nada is obese or what the reason was. Whitney left her guest seating on a folding chair in the woods! What? A guest that flew halfway around the world then she wants the girl to sleep in bed with her. Nada’s a grown woman, so if she’s willing to do all this, I question her motives too. Either all these people are incredibly lonely, or just want to be on tv. Now we have Whitney and Alison laid up in bed together in FB pictures. The whole thing is completely RIDICULOUS and this is coming from someone who has watched all the Little Women shows, so I’m quite the expert in ridiculousness when I see it.

Thanks for the feedback everyone. just so I’m clear I don’t think production is leaving out good things per say I just don’t think Whitney’s life is Fabulous despite what she says and we all are supposed to get that. I guess for the first time I felt like I was laughing at her situation...not the fat and not when she goes off on some inappropriate rant, but when she is pathetic and I guess i thought I’d never laugh at someone I thought was truly pathetic so part of me was hoping this was an act. I didn’t really know about Maney and them and their opinions, I feel they are probably more truthful than her friends because they are less biased. They don’t depend on her for a check. Thanks for all the analysis, I do enjoy all your commentary. I’m sure I’ll be riled up within a couple of episodes but I will try to tone down my snark more for myself than Whitney at least for now. Yet again, thanks for letting me ramble :)

I do think if Whitney tried she could make her website or maybe an Etsy store or something like that somewhat profitable. She may not always be my cup of tea, but I do think if she worked with someone who knew about promotion and branding she would have a built in market. I know sometimes I get frustrated in my posts in this show, I guess it’s because at least at the beginning I did want to see Whitney succeed, now she just seems to have given up. I obviously don’t know the lady so don’t know her real life, but I’d like to believe she’s not as bad as portrayed on this show. I know production can’t use what you don’t give them, but part of me holds out hope she really acts this way for the check. The other thing is, I imagine she is in some sort of physical and maybe emotional pain (if the Avi thing was real...reality tv you never know) so maybe all this also plays a part in her “tantrums”, I just don’t know. I guess, I just feel like not a great person sometimes because I post my frustration with her and the show. My”humor” tends to be scarcastic sometimes, maybe too much sometimes, but I just don’t understand this show I guess. It’s supposed to be about a fabulous life, and not to paraphrase that comedian, but if Whitney is so happy why is she always crying? I feel like her show is a wink to the audience “See she’s not fabulous and neither is her life” and it makes me kind of sad to be part of it. Maybe I’m just overly emotional tonight, I don’t know. I never really cared about Whitney’s weight other than I don’t think being that obese is healthy and I don’t think it accurate if she is claiming to not have gained any weight. In other words, I don’t think she’s bad because she fat, I do dislike her personality and how it’s portrayed how she treats some people at least on the show. I’m gonna try to tone my snark down, mostly because I’m starting to not like my behavior. Ok enough of the soap box and I’m hoping not to get too riled up in future episodes to forget this posts of mine. If so maybe I’ll need to turn off MBFFL for awhile. Thanks for letting me ramble.

They haven’t said on the show, but at one point Joe had posted on social media a picture of their son with the hashtag #psuedobaby, but then deleted it.