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And also, what the hell's up with Abe suddenly getting all this "I'm ready to raise a family, because I'm sane now or something," character development crap all of a sudden? What, he became a better person because he screamed at a zombie, smoked a cigar, and then took a giant red shit all over Rosita? Fuck Abraham. For all I care, he can get Lucilled to death, go to hell, and listen to monologues from all the Saviors that CDB have killed.

With all the effort they put into playing road games with Rick, wouldn't it have been easier to just ride up to Alexandria with two hundred guys and take the place over? I mean, there's usually about five people there, tops. Who's working the guard tower? Judith?

Actually, it was more like this, but longer...

That's because he probably slid under a dumpster.

That won't happen until five minutes into Season 7.

Really? You don't even kill one person any more? Well, my answer is still the same. Beat the hell out of Abraham. Eugene can do way better.

Oh, THIS is Negan! Yay. More soon to be dead bad guys to remember.

Dear Negan: You are boring and your mustache is stupid and I hope that Eugene bites you on the wiener. Sincerely, An Eight Year Old Who Could Have Written Something Better

Good news. The finale's plot has now advanced to about where it should have been at nine thirty.

So instead of a speech they're going to whistle for half an hour?

We're over an hour in and literally nothing has happened except for Abe dumping Sasha in favor of Eugene.

From before I was locked out of the forum: Everything's always worked out good, Maggie. Remember Herschel, and Beth, and whatever the hell the rest of your redshirt family was named? Oh, look. A road block. It's a shame you don't have lots of guns with which you could just SHOOT THEM! And, from about sixty seconds ago: Damn, Morgan! Think you wasted enough bullets on one guy?

Everything's always worked out good, Maggie. Remember Herschel, and Beth, and whatever the hell the rest of your redshirt family was named? Oh, look. A road block. It's a shame you don't have lots of guns with which you could just SHOOT THEM!

Everything's always worked out good, Maggie. Remember Herschel, and Beth, and whatever the hell the rest of your redshirt family was named?

FPP: Are you comfortable leaving Judith with me? Rick: Well, it beats learning how to change a diaper myself.

Bye, horse. Say hi to Tabitha.

Bad suggestion. Remember what happens to puppies and horses and goats? I'm not even looking forward to Daryl getting a cow. Unless he names it Mooey Deschanel or something.

Too many quesalupa commercials. I wish George Takei would stop whoring those things and step into the actual show, maybe as Glenn's zany grampa.

Are you Danai's hair stylist?

Peter Dinklage did well last night on Saturday Night Live. You can tell he was having a field day here:

"What do mean you don't want a mustache ride?" bristled Abraham. "I ain't eatin' no mud snake!" Beth hissed. "Well it ain't a damn mud snake!" rattled Daryl. "While Negan is making his speech, I'll sneak around and hit him with this prosciutto," said Olivia hamhandedly. Maggie and Glenn got through the first part of the episode okay, butt barely.

But it sure as hell ain't gonna be no peach schnapps!

I'm staying spoiler-free, which means all I really know is that... It's going to be ninety minutes long. Forty five minutes of that will be commercials. Thirty five minutes of those commercials will be for "Fear the Walking Dead." I will still not watch "Fear the Walking Dead" again. Twenty minutes of it will be Negan;s address to the nation. Fifteen minutes of it will be Dwight's speeches to Daryl. Daryl is apparently shot, but alive. Gunshots are only fatal if you die pretty much immediately... or were shot by Carol. So Daryl ought to be fine. Rick is going to kill a lot of people. Carol is going to kill a lot of people. Morgan is not going to kill a lot of people The writers need to stop trying to make Father Hero Pants a thing. Getting a dyslexic mullet from Enid causes miscarriages. Sasha has amazingly bad taste in men. And, of course, based on the title, I guess this is going to be the one where Eugene builds a spaceship.

Barry's manners are slipping, I think. This episode was, from Piper's perspective, the first time that the two of them have seen each other, yet he completely neglected to remove his mask and say "Hello, my name is Barry Allen. Also known as The Flash. Pleased to meet you." The nice polite Barry that we know would never go an entire episode without introducing himself to new friends. Or enemies. Or random bystanders. Or dogs. Or squirrels. Or fire hydrants.

My take on it was that Banshee can control what her sound waves do. She can focus mostly on one target, or spread it out onto multiples. And even on one target, she can choose between focusing on the ears to deafen and cause deep pain or on the whole body, to knock someone down. Because she's magic. I mean, come on, anybody who can find silver contact lenses on short notice like that can pretty much do anything.