CletusMusashi

So if they hadn't found that apple, Denise would still be alive?

I'm in the minority on one thing. I have no problem whatsoever with everybody wandering off to have one last zany adventure before the final battle with Negan. I mean, they know the finale is going to be ninety minutes long, and at least twenty minutes of that is going to be Negan making a big speech in front of the gates of ASZ. So, especially if you bear in mind that they can travel between scenes and during commercial breaks, there should be plenty of time to finish up with all the the Carol, Daryl, and Dwight drama, go back, and shoot Negan from behind just when he's finally getting ready to make a big example by killing... please let it be FPP. And please let them be just a little tiny bit late. Enid can watch Judith. Do babies like turtles?

The reason Morgan doesn't get to complain about that is that he does very little except look at people funny, and in exchange they give him food, housing, electricity, free medical care for his entire household, including for his pets, and unlimited building supplies for whatever he wants. I should be so opressed!

Sort of. Carol told Tyreese, and then Tyreese died, and then after a while the writers decided to just keep writing lines for him anyway and make Morgan say them.

Yvette Nicole Brown's Notebook is a little bit intimidated, but still wants to meet Carol's.

So Judith could have a pet zombie?

I was trying to comment on it too and got locked out! Funny thing is, though, that's what the last post was about anyway. I kind of love this group. So glad I ditched my family early tonight.

That was a weird ending. I'm still struggling with how a ponytail would get in Maggie's way more than those bangs. She should have asked for Eugene.

"Well, did they read the speech I gave them? What could have gone wrong? I've got it. We need longer speeches!"

Way to sell out your girlfriend. (At least it wasn't to the Governor this time...)

I hope Carol finds that horse before Morgan does.

Yay! Morgan's making a long speech! Bye bye, Morgan!

Did you just throw away a perfectly good spear, Rick?

Doesn't Glenn know what happens if you give long speeches?

Is Morgan a were-bloodhound?

Silly bad guys. You brought a speech to a Carol fight.

God damn it, did my closed captioning just make me miss Maggie's ass?

So... thirty seconds in and Carol's already shot someone? Cool!

"I'd like you to shave my ass," said Abraham gingerly. "Ah don't want anything gettin' in mah way," said Maggie shortly. "Morgan, let me handle these guys," said Carol clearly. "I only want to work on my jail. And my koi pond," said Morgan selfishly.

The virus mutated, resulting in dumber zombies. "The virus mutated," is Walkingdeadian for "A wizard did it.'

Zombie chariots, anyone? I'm sure Michonne could arrange that. Hey, are we sure "East" is the whole title? What if it's "An Easter Carol?" Carol, while on walkabout, gets trapped in a building surrounded by child zombies, and is visited by the ghost of her old friend Merley, and then by the ghosts of Easter Past, Present, and Future, played by... oh let's see... Sofia, Maggie's Sonogram With A Talking CGI Mouth, and Grown Up Katana Wielding Judith. At the end of the episode she will slaughter all of the Neganites, go to Gregory, and demand the biggest the goose that they have. And then when it turns out Hilltop doesn't actually have any geese, she'll kill Gregory, too. And, yes, Father Pee pants will somehow die in the process.

I suspect Cat might feel a bit threatened by some of Iris' workplace attire. Actually, so would Kara. She's probably spend half the episode asking "Are you guys sure she's not a supervillain?"

Motorcycle? Found. Crossbow? Found, shortly after. Shower? Still searching.

Or, he'll have a John Lennon moment and say this proves he's bigger.

Maybe they'll build a Trojan rabbit to surprise Negan.