CletusMusashi

Daryl is going to get clean? Is this a two hour episode?

Where is the hat?

The Febreeze commercial had a kid in it named Carl. Confused me for a second.

Run away NOW, Jesus! Your people are doomed.

Yay. Abraham topless.

Maybe Sasha will tie Abraham to the bed and then just leave him there while she goes out for drinks with Rosita.

Holy shit. That just got me thinking... what is it that looks so different? Answer: The tinting! All Cisco had to do to adjust his glasses to the frequency of E2 was add some gold spray paint.

I'm not sure why Earth 2 needs a phone ap to detect metahumans. Aren't the leather pants a good enough hint?

I think Morgan is dead. Carol probably shot and killed him, months ago. While making casserole.

Actually, I did find FPP interesting in the his first appearance, before they flanderized him into a dull two dimensional worthless sniveling coward for over a year. That was when I gave up on him.

In alternate world: Southern Denise asks for "coke." Zaniness ensues.

I'm going to try to find positive things to say about Richonne. Let's see here... If- I'm sorry, make that when he goes into crazy, crazy Ricktator mode again, the closer she is to him, the more easily she can knock him out before he gets everyone killed trying to organize a Negan parade. We might get more shots of Danai with her clothes off. When his beard grows out again, maybe she'll braid it for him, so he and Coral can really look like pirates. He's talking more normally, so maybe one of her conditions was that he stop using that stupid Batman voice. If they have to cut up all the balloons to use as prophylactics, we might be spared another story arc about parades. And... yeah, I think that's all I got.

Yes, but at least Eugene is funny.

Some day they'll drain the lake, refill it with hot soapy water, and on an island in the middle of it there will be a crossbow, a motorcycle, a carton of smokes, the latest issue of "Emo Hair Monthly," a dead rabbit, Merle's ghost, and a horsey.

I hate the time jump. Last week, shit was hitting multiple fans. This week, the writers no longer care. Here's a partial list of thangs we've been cheated out of: Carl learning that he's lost his right eye. Abraham explaining to a machete-wielding Rosita that he'd rather bang Sasha. Denise examining Maggie and concluding that, due to injuries sustained on the rooftop, she can no longer carry the baby to term... and then performing a fetal transplant and putting the baby into Tara. Rick learning about Negan, and thinking seriously about town security. Anyone at all besides Carol having a discussion with Morgan about keeping unlicensed pets. Seriously? Nobody besides Carol actually gave a fuck? I could go on and on, but that's the gist of it. I didn't need to see each individual wing of the prison cleared out, but I do want to see how Alexandria is built up, both physically and socially. Instead we got "blah blah, everything's fine now." The happy opening of the episode was so jarring that it honestly took me several minutes to realize that it wasn't just somebody having a dream.

The only thing about Jesus I actually liked was how Rick was trying to be all slow and cool going into his Three Questions, and Jesus was already done with them and gone before even the first one could get asked.

So maybe Ghost Beth was singing for Rick last night.

So Rick and Michonne are a thang now, huh? That was great writing. "Blah blah blah, shit happens. Town's trashed, Rick's crazy, blah, blah blah.. fast forward... everything's fine." Yes. Absolutely brilliant.

About the whole soda versus pop schtick: In the northeasternish states, Pennsylvania seems to be the barrier state. Here in Ohio, it's pop. Cross over to New York or New Jersey, and it's always soda. In other news: Rick and Daryl's heads may or may not have been intended to be as funny as it looked, but either way I approve.

Laugh at me all you want, but... I think I'm a Cornid shipper. I like their scenes together.

I stand corrected. Rick's music is getting better. In other news: Maggie is awesome.

So far, the only person with any good sense of road music has been Merle.

YES! Eugene is gatekeeper! What is your name? What is your favorite color? Where can I still find internet porn?

In Season 1 she Might not be useful against zombies, but sure as hell could stop Neagan or King of All Wolves or The Reincarnation of Brillip. Back to the main topic, though... whose body part are we going to ship Coral's eye with?

Well, Beth is a "Flash" villain now, so she and Daryl would actually be a pretty badass couple.