CletusMusashi

How about just writing it like the first 3 seasons of TWD?

Blasphemy! Dennis Hopper in Waterworld was fucking hilarious! Negan is just some guy who never shuts up.

Maybe tainted pig makes you talk a lot.

I've been trying to figure out why they haven't taken the katana from her. I suppose I have to just say: Negan doesn't personally want it, because his personal signature weapon is a lot easier to maintain, but he doesn't really want to give it to, say, Dwight, either, because then someone else in his group would have an even more charismatic weapon than he does.

"Why Glenn, aren't you handsome?" asked Negan, batting his eyes.

Except it would take two or three more pages of jabber to communicate those same two sentences.

Only if they are really stepping up the Daryl torture.

Great learning speech, Rick. No, seriously, it is. You're played a great actor who's honestly doing the best he can with it, and he's good enough to make it sound profound. But.. while you're taking a stroll down memory lane, talk about all those other times that you cooperated with beligerant alpha males, and how well it always worked out.

I'll bet the only mattress they left was Eugene's.

Fuck you, Rick.

Remember when I said before that, in this particular episode, they were not actually over using Negan? I stand corrected.

So if Rick's not in charge any more, and they vote to team up with other towns and fight Negan, will Rick shut up? Didn't think so.

I got to admit, I kind of think that Negan's style fits this episode. The problem is, they took away most of the punch by over-using his schtick in previous eps, where his style was just a waste of running time.

FPP is the Burger King!

That? I'm in favor of.

If I weren't so tired of Captain Talkypants, that could, in and of itself, have been a good opener. But I am, so it was about three times as long as it needed to be.

I am not drunk enough for ninety minutes of Rick glowering and Negan mugging.

I assume his first name is probably Egbert or Sheldon or something embarrassing like that. Wouldn't it be great if it were Ezekiel? Maybe he and other Ezekiel used to be community theatre rivals. KZ was better at playing the good guys, Negan was always stuck playing the longwinded villains. That and being halfway decent at playing softball were Mr. Negan's only skills when the zombie apocalypse started. And he's been making speeches and swinging bats ever since.

I was kind of hoping that Carol wold save the day again. Maybe she can borrow Shiva and train her to eat anyone who talks longer than five minutes at a time. But who would they give Lucille to? I vote Judith. If she's growing even half as fast as Coral she ought to be able to swing it pretty well by now, and it probably handles a lot like a baby rattle. Which I assume she has. Daryl and Beth probably got one off that "mud snake."

Because an important section of its spine was completely destroyed. I was staring at it too, trying to figure out how it managed to psychically levitate itself.

So is it just me, or does the "scary outlaw leader who owns everything" thing not really mix with the "cuts deals with people in order to get a girl to marry him" thing? I mean, what does he do if they refuse, tie them to a railroad track?

No kittens allowed. I think we both know how that story would end.

Honestly, I think they accidentally gave a description of last week's ep.

Unless they bring back Ghost Merle. ATTENTION WRITERS: That is "Ghost MERLE." Spelled M-E-R-L-E. Not B-E-T-H.

Yup. And soon she's going to get a sex change. And her new name will be Michael. That way, whenever Negan wants to make a twenty minute villain monologue, he'll already be carrying a Mike.