CletusMusashi

Maybe it's an alternative universe where Glenn and Abe lived and Rick and FPP died.

At least it's not "Easy Street."

I've been defending Tara for a long time. But even I have to admit, she is an unbelievably stupid diplomat. "We're taking your guns to fight him. You should join us." "Um.. with what? Pointy sticks? You just said you're taking all our guns."

Wait, the Kingdom has lemons? I thought they could only get them by trading some of their bananas to Shelbyville.

I am seriously considering spaghetti and lemonade for dinner tonight. But I have not yet decided which weapon I should share it with. Do katzbalger swords like spaghetti?

I can picture it now. The GPK march up, surround Negan and othernegans, do a bunch of weird hand gestures, and then DD will say "You. Served." That will be Negan's trigger to go into a big stupid monologue, but as soon as he starts Sasha will say "Negan please," pull his pants down, and shove the poison pill up his ass. At which point I will completely change my mind and say that this was the best season ever.

Only the parts where Negan is talking. Don't worry. there will also be a ten minute scene of FPP consoling Tara, five minutes of Enid and Coral roller skating, and a singing cameo by Ghost Beth.

Well, of course it's optimistic! After this, I can spend the rest of my life not watching Season 7!

It's not like his mouth is ever shut.

I didn't catch on right away that she was tricking Eugene either, but I actually count that as good acting. For it to be more obvious to us, perhaps it would have to bad enough acting that we'd be wondering why Eugene fell for it. I mean, yeah, we've got Foghorn leghorn running around as the main villain, but I've known a lot of guys in real life who actually do act like Foghorn Leghorn. The show's realism has not quite yet dropped to the level of Bugs Bunny turning to the camera in mid-scheme and saying "He don't know me very well, do he?"

Maybe Dumbster Diva can attach all the guns onto a new, improved Winslow 2.0. And then march around Negan for a while, make a funny gesture, and say "You. Up up up. Now." Then Negan will start talking, which will give Rick a few hours to sneak in the back door, prove his alpha maleness, and make a big end-of-season speech to convince all of the Little Negans to follow him. As soon as they agree to work with him, a giant earthquake will hit the town and kill absolutely everyone who the writers aren't obsessed with. So, that gets rid of most of the evil extras, although Negan himself will no doubt escape with some kind of tough-guy injury. Probably a lost hand. We're one up on missing eyeballs, but nobody's lost a hand in a while. Next season, we'll watch his phony redemption arc as he wanders around killing people with his barbed-wire prosthetic. Hey, the Garbage Kids could make it for him!

Carol.

I'm gonna guess that Sasha didn't break the lamp because she wants a secret weapon. If as soon as they open the door they see that she's broken a shiv off of their lamp, then the element of surprise is gone. The lamp might even be there deliberately, as test.

Heath is going to find Girl island, right after the next zombie tide kills everyone. The last Oceansider to lose consciousness will tell him about the man named Rick Grimes, who blew up half their island, stole all their guns, and attracted more zombies than they even knew existed. Heath will think, shrug, and say, "Yeah, that sounds like him."

Yes, there were people at the prison who said "This is not who we are." But Rick went ahead and did whatever crazy thing he felt like anyway. This would bother me less if the show runners seemed like they understood that, nowadays, Rick is an antihero, not a hero. He's not "dark and violent, but always good," like Batman. He's "crazy and random and does violent shit, but fortunately just happens to be a pain in the ass to even worse people," like Lobo. I'm fine with a story about an antihero, as long as you're not doing this preachy tone that, just because his name is first in the credits, he has to get some kind of extra credit on his morality.

If Rick had the brains of a duck, he might hear about this secret island community and say to himself: "Yeah, there's an idea. Just pick an island somewhere and hide."

Well, in Rick's defense, once they met him they were gonna get killed pretty soon anyway...

They're not going to give them back. They're going to give them to them to the Garbage Pail Kids.

Yay. Dwight. Hello, unfolded laundry! By the way, tune in next week when Rick gives all of Oceanside's guns to Dumpster Diva, who melts them down into a bunch of shitty alpaca sculptures o something.

How is the action in "Badshow" simultaneously that fast an that boring?

Remind me again. Who's watching Judith?

No, a pirate would have bought his son a decent-looking patch.

Granny grew up watching Star Trek. She knows what a Red Shirt is.

Shit. he still has Chekhov's poison.