CletusMusashi

Eugene is a DJ!

No time. He'd have to shower first.

Fuck you, grammar Nazi. Vegies is quicker.

Maybe they borrowed Father Pee Pants and made scary noises behind him.

He can't be gay. He has a mustache.

Wait, Daryl is there now? I have completely given up on keeping track of whose story arc he is crashing in.

Yes, bring Enid with you! Coral can finally have a big showdown after Negan ties her to the railroad tracks.

You know, poor Maggie is still struggling to deal with what she's lost. And Jesus isn't helping. Seeing as how he's still got a whole beautiful shining head full of hair...

And he's all out of scenery.

Pssst! Rosita! You already had this conversation last week!

Poor Gregory. He's as hung over as I am.

Look on the bright side. Soon "Into the Badshow" will be back on, and TWD actually won't seem that awful, comparatively speaking.

Maybe Nabila is Tigertown's secret badass, kind of like Carol used to be. "Oh no, that tiger is scaring me," actually means, "I think I hear ten Wolves, a hundred zombies, and a couple guys from that cannibal ninja group that Jesus got his original training from. I'll be back in about ten minutes, just as soon as I bury them." The version I heard involved greasy grimy gopher guns.

Oh, give me a town with no Negan around, where the pig and the cantaloupe pay Where seldom is heard a non-Renaissance word, and where Jerry serves cobbler all day Oh, Tigertown's fun, why can't it be the show every time? Screw it, let the main cast walk in circles half assed While we watch Zeke instead of Rick Grimes...

I believe that the official name for the Gregory/Simon ship is "Grimon." The official name for the Daryl/Gregory ship is "Even More Grime On." So I guess Daryl/Rick, with Jadis watching, would be "Many Grimes. Too many. Keep jar." No, we'd actually be happy to see Glenn. It'll be another episode with Singing Ghost Beth.

I think the werewolves were looking for Archie, but wound up killing the wrong fake ginger boy. And, also, for some reason, they used a gun.

You wouldn't be able to see them anyway. They'd be surrounded by marching band formations making pretentious hand gestures.

So what cutesy name would the shippers end up giving it? DumpGrime? NotWinslow? RumpsterDick?

One thing I liked was that this ep was very aware of the butterfly effect. If Ben had spent the day with Carol, he'd have lived. In which case... who would have died instead? And would they have been an important enough character to start a war over, or would it have just been Archer Girl or Random Ginger Guy? If Carol and Morgan had split town early, they wouldn't have had to see anyone die that day. Would that mean Morgan could hold on to a bit more of his sanity? And/or would it mean that Carol would just go back to ASZ and read another book for two months? I like that the writers seem to actually be aware of these questions, instead of just hitting us with (sometimes quite literal) railroad plots. When Ben Franklin wrote: “For the want of a nail the shoe was lost, For the want of a shoe the horse was lost, For the want of a horse the rider was lost, For the want of a rider the battle was lost, For the want of a battle the kingdom was lost, And all for the want of a horseshoe-nail.” he could very easily have been talking about that one stupid cantaloupe.

If a dog had died I would call this episode quite melancholy.

OK, I've got to ask. How do they have such precise times that moving a few shopping carts makes them noticeably late? I understand that watches and clocks would still work, but how the hell do you keep them all that precisely synchronized?

Dear Richard: We liked your schtick better when it was called Shane.

Michonne would have brought them a deer. On foot.

I always use CC for this show. It only really bothered me during that one shower scene where it blocked Maggie's ass. But tonight I did have a moment of confusion when I drunkenly misread "Engine rumbling," as "Eugene rumbling." I mean, yeah, he probably is, after eating that entire jug of pickles, but do I really need an announcement every time?