CletusMusashi

The end of the episode is, of course, the Morgan stuff that everybody will be talking about tomorrow. And quite rightfully. Not only is Morgan all out of bubble gum again, but along the way he actually did some reasonably competent detective work. Much as I disagreed with Morgan's policy toward Wolves (let them help themselves to guns, fight to protect their lives even as they laugh about how they're going to escape and kill more people, yadda yada yada," you've got to give the man credit. He can usually stop people without killing them, he can build an actual prison cell himself, and he understands how to investigate crimes. Morgan is a better cop than Rick is. However, what I liked just as much was at the beginning of the episode. When he was drawing the line with Carol. "Oh, so for you I'm supposed to lie to all my friends, but then as soon as you snap your fingers I'm supposed to be your personal Magic N...ever-Tiring Exposition Guy? Yeah, just so we're clear on this: I am not a sidekick. When you want to put on your big girl pants and actually go to Alexandria, give me a yell."

Either that, or there will be so many groups involved that, say, Daryl and Dwight will lead a rebellion against Negan, and then the second the new government is established, it will be overthrown by Girl Island. And then, right after that still leads to yet another reasonable alternative, it will be overthrown by Rick and the GPK. And burnt to the ground. And over-run by zombies. At which point Carol will show up and rescue everyone whose name is in the opening credits.

Why has that fucking tiger still done nothing? I mean, even FPP has killed people, for Christ's sake!

These two need to kick some ass. And bring Jerry.

I hate when a dramatic reveal sounds like Ramones song. Just saying.

There we go. Thanks.

Morgan smacking people with that shovel would be fun, too.

Morgan will stoically debate him, staff at the ready, while Eugene constructs a hydrogen balloon for Carol throw dynamite out of.

Yaaaaaayyyyy! Merle's on!

And... holy shit! Two weeks in a row without Negan? Obviously that means next week will another supersizer.

All that shit over one cantaloupe. Can you imagine if Negan realized they had bananas?

Oh, I get it. Gavin is Ben's dad?

Dear Shiva: Please eat someone. Soon.

So whose backstory can we wallow in next? Long Haired Gavin Thug? Girl Who Shows Eugene Around? Orange Backpack Guy Who Went To Junior High School With Bob?

Oh, shut up, Dick. We saw exactly how much it "has to be you" when you were setting up Carol. Next time she makes cookies, I hope yours "accidentally" have no beets.

This is not as much fun as "Eugene Meets the Brides of Neganstein," but, holy crap, is it better than last week!

Please go crazy again, Morgan, You were so much more interesting. Bonus points if we get Dr. CheeseGhost and Nurse TabithaGoast.

Can we finally stop waiting for whatsisname to die?

Hey the Carmax commercial just mentioned guinea pigs!

Three "Into the Badlands" viewers walk into a bar... Nielsen ratings plummet.

Paging Dr. Eugene: Dick needs to be bitten in Aisle 4.

That is the most shopping carts I have ever seen outside without one of them blowing into somebody's car.

In Neganesque Russia, melon cuts you.

I wanted bananas.