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CletusMusashi

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  1. My Richonne issues are well documented. But with different writers and/or directors, I could totally see AL and DG playing an awesome couple. On this show, though, even just trying to watch it from a pure "chemistry" angle, I think it's a waste of two great actors. Re-watching "Say Yes," I actually thought that Rick had more "Oh, just make out already" going with Dumpster Diva. Which leaves me feeling very confused. Because, yeah, I kind of would like to watch that train wreck of a coupling... but I'm not proud of the fact. ETA: You've got to admit, the monosyllabic sexytalk between those two would be frigging hilarious. "I could stuff your thang all night, Lori Junior. Yoral want more?" "More." "More what?" "More. Now. Up up up." And he'd never trade her to Negan, because why the hell would Negan want him to?
  2. Dwight won't die. The writers are obviously obsessed with why he is obviously going to side with CDB. But if they can kill Dwight-Lite, or Dwite, or whoever the hell that guy is who's obsessed with Richard, then, cool.
  3. Last time we tried that, we lost Glenn. Gotta be more specific. My three wishes are: 1. Carol finally meets Negan and nonchalantly murders him and his entire entourage. 2. Judith picks up a tommygun and rides Shiva into Thugville to massacre the rest of the henchmen. and 3. Lord Fluffington finally shows up and kills Father Pee Pants.
  4. Actually, Duke Ferdinand was the Crown Prince of the Empire. As, I believe, is Stickboy, for reasons that the writers have neither explained nor wondered about.
  5. I've just been assuming that Riverdale's geographical boundaries are... flexible, to say the least. Kind of like Springfield or Sunnydale.
  6. Gee... could it be the same exact face off we've seen every time those two groups have met? Well, still better than another all-Richonne fest.
  7. Shit, Rick's haggling session with Dumpster Diva was probably the most entertaining thing that happened. I woke up for that scene, because "Ten stuff. And me get cat!" is pretty hard not to laugh at. And I woke up for the entirity of Rosita talking to Sasha. Not because I like where that story is going. But, damn! That is a whole lot of pretty. Most of this thing, though, was just boring. I couldn't even give it a second viewing. During TD, I said "screw this" and went to bed early.
  8. Everyone typing "FP" keeps making me think I'm on the "Walking Dead" forum. Count me as another person who doesn't remember a Kevin/Veronica fight. Was it over the drive-in thing? Because if she's been complaining about the forgery, that might explain it. Why was Archie lurking around the school at night? I mean, we know Jughead was sleeping there, but what's Archie's story? On second thought, don't tell me. I'm sure the deleted scene was about fifteen minutes long and extremely boring. I don't mind skipping over half of the Archie show this week. Unless it involves werewolves.
  9. I loved this episode. Honestly, I've loved this whole season, except maybe half of the ep before this one. In which, for the third damned time, we were expected to wallow in a long stupid dream sequence. Still liked the other half a lot, but... lighten up on the dreamola. That's all I'm saying. But this one? Not only up to par, but exceeding expectations delightfully. My only complaint is the ending. Oh, it made perfect sense for the loonies to almost-but-not-quite succeed in pulling off Dr. Hippy's escape plan. But I personally still wish they'd teamed up for a while. We could have Team Roberta, Team Doc, Team Murphy, and Team Z all having their occasionally overlapping adventures. Is splitting the show four ways instead of three actually a good idea? Normally, perhaps not. But if it's a bus containing Doc, Edward Zombiebrains, Time Warp Wynona, Black Elvis, Paranoid Guy Who I Assume is Named After Gordon Liddy, "Chief" 3.0, OCD Guy Who Would Actually Blend Right In With The Most Exasperating Ten Percent Of My Co-Workers, And Whatever Is Going On With The Rest Of Them .. then fuck yeah!
  10. So what was Grodd's original plan, exactly? Nuke Central City, while you and your entire army stand a quarter of a mile outside town and stare at the blast? Radiation poisoning aside, wouldn't you at least want to put on some sunglasses?
  11. Archie's music bores the absolute crap out of me. If I stop watching this show, it's going to be entirely his character's fault.
  12. So, Archie is afraid of werewolves now? Um... okay.
  13. Okay, then. I'm shipping Hair Cut and Vamp Stamp. We can call them Ham Camp.
  14. Negan might have just planned on burning his face, but once the word "weaselly" fell out of his monologue, it was all over. Foghorn Leghorn does not like weasels.
  15. So does that girl with the thing on her neck have a name? I've just been calling her Vamp Stamp. I think Eugene could have a chance there. She's the same one that was hitting on Spencer, right? So she's single. And once she found out there was more to Dr. U than meets then eye, she was actually pretty friendly. And fairly understanding of his adaptation stress. And eager to exchange pickles. Oh, don't get me wrong, I think watching him use his mulletude of charms on Negan's harem is the most fun you can have outside of The Kingdom. But if I were Eugene, I'd like to go a little bit further sexually than "playing videogames."
  16. Based on the location of the windows in his room, it is interesting to note that Eugene still lives in someone's basement.
  17. Negan with Eugene was still watchable. Negan with Dwight, not so much.
  18. So now that they're metal-coating the zombies, is it that hard for somebody to think to maybe stick a few nails onto the outside? I mean, even the Heapsters could do that much. Do you really want your pet zombies to be second-rate to theirs? That should just be embarrassing.
  19. After all that time ogling those women, I think we all know exactly what Eugene is stuffing into that poor Gremblygunk.
  20. The redhead gave him that extra glare. I knew she was the most into him! She had the Madeline Kahn thing going.
  21. Fuck everybody. Let's just make Eugene the main character from now on.
  22. Every time Negan's crew fuck with Eugene, he ends up biting into a pickle.
  23. Negan's gonna catch Eugene in bed with all of his wives, and they're all gonna have their hair up like Bride of Frankenstein. They still won't actually be having sex, though, because it's still Eugene.
  24. I can't believe how much I'm enjoying this crap!
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