CletusMusashi

Pilates.

I like the girls, and I like the smaller more interesting boy. I don't particularly dislike the larger boy, but I don't find his character interesting yet. So if the zombies eat him next week, I'll be fine with him getting replaced by Tobias.

Stormtroopers aren't even that dangerous if you just run. It's not like they can hit anything. They're about as effective as Rick attacking Negan.

I seem to remember him caring a lot about their nuts.

Why would Maggie come back to these idiots?

Tonight he isn't even bouncing up and down on the furniture screaming about how exciting this week was. I hope he's okay.

This is at least the third major zombie franchise in the last decade that has done the "Leading a big herd over a cliff" schtick. And, frankly, both other franchises did it much better.

I'm, okay with this show. I may give up after a few eps, but right now I am cautiously optimistic... and, HOLY CRAP! Chris Hardwick has aged 15 years.

I liked it. I didn't love it, but I liked it. I don't usually like hour-long pilots. Especially when my expectations are already low. So what happened? Was Kirkman barred from the writer's room?

To be honest, I'm not hating this as much as I expected. It's certainly better than the other spinoff. Shit, it's as good as half the episodes of the main show. It does not, however, have the advantage of me already being hooked in by the Darabont seasons. So I'll probably be back next week, but at this point I am not actively invested in doing so.

Empties is a great name for them.

Nice inspirational commercial, jackasses. I'd love to go out and vote. Instead, I'm hoping that maybe theoretically I get my mail-in ballot in time. And that it gets counted. Yeah, they're different enough that I assume they're half-sisters at most. Possibly one or both adopted.

Don't worry about it, kid. Everything will last just fine, unless Rick shows up.

I love how growing up in the ZA has not evolved teen slang in the slightest. These kids talk more like I did in the 1980s than actual kids today do.

Stormtroopers? Are we sure this isn't a Eugene dream sequence?

What about Eugene's hookup? I need closure, god damn it!

Hey, is that the original quarry that Rick was having a 20 mile parade to lead them away from? Instead of back into? ETA: Nope. Water landing. They'll be right back on land by next week.

Yes, and now they're on a nice farm where they can play with all the remaining horses in the world. And Heath is there too.

Okay, that part was delightfully ridiculous.

Don't get me wrong here. I like David Byrne. But they still should have gone with "Thriller."

Beatrice was Neil's sister.

What would happen if you dressed up as something else that zombies don't eat? Like a carrot?

All I know is that if Eugene doesn't get laid, we riot.

Well, here we go again. The worst part is that I'll have to rewatch "The Tower," too, because it's been so long.

I remember watching that on TV as a kid. Which makes the Family Guy parody of it even funnier to me.