CletusMusashi

Does every single member of this family have a different accent? Hell, that could be the most interesting thing about this show.

Silas' problem was that the only person looking out for him was Accidentally Eavesdropping Lady. I'm sure she means well, but Carol would have trench knifed Bad Papa three minutes into the episode, and by now she'd be crying over Silas' grave after his random but inevitable death.

Hello all. I have not abandoned ship yet. I did, however, pick up a Sunday shift because economics are a tad unpredictable right now. And by the time I got home... the scooby gang was moving a couch for some reason. Anybody who wants to give a synopsis of the first six or seven minutes will have my gratitude. Also, I'm kind of sort of liking Huck this week.

I still say this wouldn't be as bad if they'd just run it during tradtional TWD time slots. Last week's rerun at 8, then, this week's at 9, then an hour of Chris Hardwick being a good dancing monkey for a few AMC bananas, and then this week's episode again. Having to wait until after ten for it to start changes the show from less than a four star to less than a three star.

It took her a week, though.

Uncle Tony would have fit in great with Zeke and Jerry. and then Carol would have gotten Percy killed, so: win/win.

Puppet time? yay!

Oh yeah. Knives exist. Shouldn't they all have one? And shouldn't she have had it in her hand and been at least trying to defend herself, instead of just lying on her back screaming?

I'll trust him when he shows us where all the damned puppets are. This show could be so much better if they added puppets. "One! Two! Three wonderful zombies!"

I actually care more about Huck than I do about this new guy. And I am not a big Huck fan.

Dude, swallow your food and then speak.

I was told there would be puppets.

So what has actually happened in that last... over half an hour? We got some character background extrapolation, they talked about crossing a river, and now they've encountered a few zombies.

Honestly, the dialogue is filling in some valid character details. But why are they so insistent on "Tell, don't show?" Did they already use up their entire flashback budget? Or are they just trying to cut costs this week so they can afford for Fabulous Nail Zombies?

You know, instead of splitting up, you could all go check out the... we're really going with nail polish warehouse? alrighty then... and you could investigate that while taking shelter from the very obvious incoming thunderstorm during which I doubt you're going to any river-crossing or outdoor welding anyway, right?

This might be a little bit better if it aired at 9PM instead of almost nothing having happened yet at 10:30. But AMC seems to have completely lost interest in promoting it, so it's on too late to start drinking early for, but not late enough to start drinking normally for. Please don't tell me we're supposed to watch a "Walking Dead" show sober.

Yes, let's absolutely make this entire scene about how cool it is to rub pregnant women's bellies. Because pregnant ladies absolutely love that schtick. They absolutely never complain at all about being sick and tired of it. Am I right, ladies?

I hate when writers with no actual knowledge try to write profound monologues about science. That was as painful as the crap that Mohinder used to recite on "Heroes."

Yeah, that's not good. I like the idea of the little smart kid with survival skills. But a very small amount of him goes a long way. Because once it gets into a medium amount of him, it kind of seems like he's too busy auditioning for a Gilbert and Sullivan reboot. Elton was good with Felix. Because Felix took the adult role and dominated the scene. When Elton is given autonomy in a scene, we're left wondering things like "If he doesn't know what 'ass' means, does he know what 'fireworks' means?"

Well now, that can't possibly be very little plotline to fill an hour with! Yet.. it's not one of the other two shows, so I still don't feel completely hopeless...

OK, well, as long as we're talking about everything I want... you know those people who keep going into stores without masks, and then realizing it, and then trying to cover up their goof by pulling their shirt collar up over their face like a Fat Albert sidekick? How much more fun would it be if this weekend they all just wear Dracula capes, and hold one corner over their faces with one hand whenever the situation calls for cover? Bonus points if they actually say "Blah! Blah!" while they're doing it. In fact, if anybody does that, I demand that you give them candy whether they were expecting it or not. And just to be fair, you should probably also give candy to the guys accidentally dressed as Fat Albert extras.

All I know is I'm going to be really frustrated at work this weekend, because every time I see a witch hat I'm going to want to say something about semen and magnets, which would go over about as well as a party without a superb owl.

I'm almost done with my "Community" rewatch, which means earlier this week I saw the episode in which Matt Berry plays a grifter. Then the next day I saw the new Borat movie, and, let's face it, Nandor does have a little bit of Borat in his delivery. And the main theme of its plot is Borat getting to know his daughter, and the actress playing her does have a very Nadja-like delivery. So that's three out of five right there. Now I just need to randomly fall into something with a Guillermic and/or Colin Robinsonian protaganist and I'll be good until whenever S3 happens.

I like the dad character, now that he's had some actual screen-time.

If there's a wolf in the vent you have to call Groundskeeper Willie.