CletusMusashi

I really hope that when Joker makes his inevitable comeback, presumably after Bane finds him in that big hole in the ground, that he gets his ass handed to him by Macaroni.

Wow, Bruce's hair and beard grew a lot. Does that mean Alfred had to wax the rest of him? No wonder the old guy's so bitchy.

Last I saw, she was on a supernatural Hulu sitcom called "Deadbeat." I recommend the first two seasons highly. The third, not so much. All vampires dream in English, although it is often broken and heavily accented. That's why if they get reanimated after thousands of years they can still communicate.

I care more about how hurt Rob is than I do about who actually wins at this point... and I'm pretty sure Rob is gonna be fine.

Tony isn't swoll from steroids. He's swoll from billions and billions of little immunity magnets.

Denise is like "Holy fuck, it was that easy? What did I waste all that time in the gym for?"

Enough whining, Adam.

Please let that mean Tony uses his Cop-ladder to build a new Cop-cave on top of a tree.

Lot of things this week to like, but I do have to ask Alice one question: That "getting stabbed deliberately in order to re-use the sewing thread" schtick... really? You have time to kill people, skin their faces, and apparently get rid of the bodies without anyone noticing, but you can't just grab some new thread while you're at it? It seems like the most elaborate part of that whole plan was actually the least necessary.

And that is why I'm getting tired of Kite Man. In small doses, he was hilarious. Larger doses of him would not be inherently that bad, except that he screws up the group dynamic. Ivy should be a bit aloof from the rest of the group, but still sarcastically interacting with them. Kite Man rarely even speaks to any of them except Ivy, and when he's around he distracts Ivy from the others, so there's just this weird, unrelated, and kind of half-assed "Kite Man and Ivy Show" stapled onto the side of the "Ivy and Harley Show."

Yeah, I started to be annoyed, but she did have an idol she could have used, and it's not like anyone's really voted out anyway. This is a hard season to really care about.

This week's tribal music has been provided by Grace Jones' character from "Conan the Destroyer."

Even Tony doesn't believe this.

HA HA HA HA HA!

I approve of the Gilligan music they're giving Tony.

I'd use the idol to block Jeff from commenting.

I just want anyone gone. It's the eleventh episode and nobody has actually been kicked out of the game yet. Do they all get a a million "participation dollars" too?

You go, Tony. Grab your little package.

Tony is so loud, you know everybody in the hut can hear his confessionals.

It seems kind of late in the season to feel secure about a group of five. But I guess that's still a pretty tight group when you bear in mind that absolutely everybody who hasn't quit is still in this stupid game. Including the guy who's been voted off twice.

"No, Guillermo! Is 'vampires only' war!"

Going to work today, I saw a UPS truck. And immediately thought "What's ups, dogs?" I'm not saying it was a good joke. I mean, hell, I'm the one who thought it, and even I don't think it's funny. In other words, I'm sure Colin Robinson would approve.

Finally, the Catwoman episode we've all been waiting for. They did good. She's as cool as the character needs to be, but it's pretty clear why we haven't seen much of her. Of course, more than anything this was an Ivy episode, but that is not a problem, because if I loved Ivy any more I would be out shopping for a kite. Not sure if I'm really down for the marriage storyline, but at this point I trust the writers to know where they're going, so it doesn't actually worry me. The cast size worked well this week. We got an A story that wouldn't have worked as well if too many people were involved in it, and a B story that still felt integral. And, as usual, we got the big silly moments, like Mr. Freeze's henchmen who don't know when to shut up, combined with the little silly moments, like King Shark wearing earmuffs.

So what are the odds on whether or not Laszlo decides to pleasure himself with Nadja's new doll. And if so, what are the odds of Little Nadja staying quiet during it? You know, actually Little Nadja is in an interesting position to learn lots of things. I don't think Gigi is going to hold back on his assassin-slaying in front of a supposedly inanimate object, for example. I could even see a situation where he catches her walking around or something and they both sort of blackmail each other into staying quiet. You know, it's funny, but long, long ago, I was channel-surfing around and came to something that had a ventriloquist dummy in it. Which of course meant that people were going to start getting murdered soon, so I kept watching. Not only had I guessed correctly and it was indeed something in the horror genre that I was watching, but it was also funny as hell. And that is the story of how I discovered "The Puppet Show," the first-season episode that originally got me hooked on "Buffy the Vampire Slayer." So, to this day, I have a soft spot for evil dummies, evil Krusty the Klowns, anything of that nature. So, this song is dedicated to Little Nadja:

I agree, both about the second ep being stronger and about Gigi becoming the star. Loved the argument about arbitrary anti-ghost skepticism. And Laszlo's "science." Welcome back, Jesk. Bye, Jesk. Two Nadjas now? I like when they give Colin Robinson reasons to be around. It's hard to make a character so unfunny that he's funny while still keeping him unfunny, but mission accomplished,. I wonder if his PTSD from eating John is part of the reason Nandor won't bite Gigi. Not that familiars tend to have a good rate of promotion anyway... or.. any rate... I'm curious about where Jen is. Did she enslave all the LARPER nerds and make herself their queen or something?