Heathen

No way Carlin actually said any of the quotes attributed to her. The Bateses (and Duggars and Rodriguii) can barely string two words together, let alone lengthy, coherent sentences. I've always thought Carlin was a dingbat anyway.

Funny how people have worn hand-me-down shoes for generations without their feet falling off. We don't know for sure that those boots came from a thrift store, anyway.

Did you read what it said? "We've had more downs than ups than any newly married couple should ever have."

Her acne is pretty bad. Start double cleansing and using Differin, Jill. Your skin will thank you.

But if his father is bald, a man has a much higher chance of developing baldness as well.

If he drops any leaflets on me, I'll correct all the spelling and grammatical errors, and send them back with a copy of The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. After we snark on them. Anna's brother, Smuggar's in-law.

Would that be more or less nauseating than naked Smuggar?

Good point -- plus, I think Erin lives in her own little world. Chad is only allowed there to provide her with children.

You'd think the older Bateses and Duggars would be less likely to have gigantic families. The kids who are old enough to remember poverty, sharing their parents with a zillion siblings, and never even having enough to eat.

Sophia must be grateful she dodged a bullet. She could have been Dorcas (not that she would ever attend public school and be teased about her name).

Who can name all their names, for snark value? I only know a few Wallers (Paul, Davia, Phillip) and the Smuggars (Mackynzie, Michael, Marcus, Meredith, Mason).

Isn't Esther of the Popup Camper pushing forty by now? What's the Keller Grandkid Kount?

Pity. Maybe those churches figure they can at least show the children some kindness and a full meal.

Facial wrinkles are influenced by genetics. We can't blame Jilly for hers. The overlong hair is on her.

It's after his mother, who died in childbirth. Whatevs.

I believe Josie had her first even faster than her sister Alyssa did -- nine months v. eleven or so. So much for Josie having a career or life of her own. Why did she even waste spend her time and someone else's money on getting a cosmetology degree? This depresses the shit out of me.

He doesn't ping for me at all. I just see "dumb hick."

Some of those photos are creepy -- Kelly's melted clown face, Gil's disembodied head, to name two.

Yep. And is continuing to have children despite having complicated pregnancies, not very much money, and little space. And she still wears those stupid Gothard-approved banana curls. All signs point to Princess Erin being a true believer, whether she admits it or not.

How old was Erin when she made the snotty comment about people with green hair? Late teens, maybe 20? That's old enough to have outgrown repeating what Mommy and Daddy say, and old enough to not be a snot. Erin is a bitch.

I'm surprised Kelton the Klassy didn't grab Josie's ass for this photo, too.

I always thought Erin was a bitch and that Alyssa wasn't far behind her. I very much doubt the Bateses have changed; they have the same awful beliefs dressed in a prettier package. Kelly Bates is just as repugnant as Michelle Duggar.

That's been happening throughout history, and each generation complains about the one after it.

When I lived in South Carolina, I knew of someone who had had two sets of twins and was then pregnant with quadruplets. All natural, according to rumor. I believe one of the quads died in utero, but that's still seven kids from three pregnancies (and past time to quit). Back on topic: David looks vacant in his wedding photo, too -- just not as dumb as he does now.

If a woman has thirteen pregnancies no matter how they occurred, I'd think she'd have a good chance at twins. ETA: Plus Jill has actually had 18 pregnancies with five SEVERE miscarriages.