Heathen

A Friday wedding? Weird -- shades of Smuggars. Fire up the snarkmobile! Will Carlin succeed in looking stupid (again)? Will Big Butt manage to cover his namesake behind? Will Esther look as plastic as her new sisters-in-law always manage to do? Will Kelly Jo ever give Mullet a run for her money in the "I can't believe she wore that" Mother-Of category? How many Duggars will show?

Isn't Big Butt Bates getting married sometime soon? I'm looking forward to the vicious and funny snark about the dress, the food, the decor, and everything else. I'll lay odds that the first pregnancy is announced by Valentine's Day.

Ann Rule's book The Stranger Beside Me implies or says outright that the guards were bribed. The inmates and visitors had a pool, and whoever won the draw got to have sexy time without the guards stopping them. If Ofsmuggar still feels required to do whatever Smuggar says, and Smuggar says, "Wear some crotchless bloomers when you visit me," well...M8 could very well happen. She's already wearing skirts; it wouldn't be that hard (that's what she said).

Ted Bundy managed to get his wife pregnant in a communal visiting room where there were no official conjugal visits. That was in a Florida state prison...but just saying.

I think her outfit and hair at Jinger's do were by far the most flattering. Her hair at Joy's wedding looks sloppy (much like Joy's did, come to think of it). If I didn't know that Jill's was the first Duggar girl wedding, and that the Duggars hadn't really honed their wedding skills, I would wonder why Mullet was punishing Jill by wearing that awful dress.

I think the brain needs to be exercised just like muscles do, and Alyssa's brain has been sitting on the couch eating Doritos for a long time now.

Do you really think she had any choice?!

Truth. Self-aggrandizing lying liar who lies. It really bugs me that "pregnancy centers" misrepresent themselves as offering options for pregnant women. No, they don't -- they deny options. There is a "pregnancy center" near me, and I give it the finger below the window when I drive by.

But covid is a hoax!!! -- Duggars, probably

I "literally" want to slap the eyeliner off Jill's face. (It might take multiple slaps.) The Kellers produced Esther, Priscilla, Anna, and Nathan, among some more normal kids. Where there's smoke, there's fire. It shouldn't be assumed that the Kellers are less awful just because they're less overtly repugnant than the Rodriguii.

It won't stop those self-absorbed, ignorant dolts from trying.

If she wants to tell the world about her miscarriage, that's her choice. If she wants to not tell the world about her miscarriage, that's also her choice. Period.

And much younger. She looks her own age instead of her mother's older sister's.

I hope Nurie's freak mother doesn't post embarrassing or sensitive photos with or without Nurie's permission. I doubt either Nurie or Nathan could stand up to her.

That big ol' chip must have left a mark. I find it amusing when Jill posts photos of herself next to "normal" fundie women. Jill looks like a fundie stripper. The others look like the makeup-free, drab-haired fundie women I've always known. There are a lot of not "obnoxious" fundie kids named Nehemiah. It's way better than one alternative -- Nebuchadnezzar. My thoughts too.

Huh? Can someone who understands Fundie Idiot please translate for me?

My public library had and has occupancy and time limits. It's one hour, and they ask you to leave. This was and kind of still is a covid hotspot. Topic: I hope Derick gets his butt in gear. It must have been emotionally painful to flunk the bar exam, and to know that everybody knew he failed.

I can't really blame anybody for that. It's got to be earth-shaking to find out that your child/sibling/husband/whatever gets off on abusing little children. Ted Bundy's mother could not believe her son was a child-raping, necrophiliac murderer even after he admitted it. Denial is a powerful force -- I'm sure the Duggars have their share of denial going around.

You're assuming they'd get an inspection in the first place. If they didn't bother with permits, and if they don't get caught building, then as far as they're concerned, it's all good.

Poor Tessie, or whoever the younger, lovely sister is, doesn't stand a chance. Jill will probably make her wear a burqa.

Whereas Nurie, quite frankly, tends toward the homely end of the spectrum. I have said before that I think Jill uglifies her own daughters so that she looks better in comparison. Nurie doesn't outshine Mama, but Kaylee might.

Link? I like reading real estate listings. That size house is perfectly fine for a couple and a baby. Not so much when they're expecting number X.

Any bets on a wedding date? I have a dollar on a Christmas wedding or an early spring wedding. I can't see them putting it off any longer, although I don't remember how long Nurie's courtship was so might be wrong. Speaking of Nurie, Jill and company should be heading to Floriduh soon to grift off Nathan prepare for the blessed arrival of their first grandchild.

I know what your post is in response to. You asked if Derick was only worried about fundies on social media. Since I have no way of knowing, you should ask him. "Respecting" one's parents is on the final frontier of cultural "decency," IMO. To try this at home, tell friends and coworkers that your parents are not worthy of respect. (I've done this.) Watch how fast people tell you that you should respect your parents just because they're your parents and that you're selfish if you don't. Have a nice day. I'm pissed off at three certain government employees, and it's not likely to change for the rest of the day.

Ask him, not me.