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It's a lot of vacations for anybody! Let alone people with Duggar-style "jobs."

Or they need the money. John is old enough to remember what poverty was like. I can't see him wanting that for his family, whom he clearly loves.

Two hundred here and three hundred here adds up.

Businesses like the car lot are also ripe for skimming off the top.

Since I have no life, I was thinking about the Webster kids' names last night. The girls have nicknames for names, and misspelled ones at that; the Golden Penis has an actual name, albeit one from a racist novel. Why don't their trash parents just put a crown on the Golden Penis's head and get it over with? Everything about them, down to their names, says "boys are more valued than girls." I hope Rhett grows up to be a rotten little shit. I also hope he pees in Alyssa's face every time she has to change his diaper (meaning when she can't make the girls do it).

She'd just had M7. In the very slim chance there is ever an M8, no way would Ofsmuggar be able to keep quiet about it. Breeding is what she was raised for and what she lives for. Her parents and her cult screwed her bigly.

Austin's beard continues to look like it smells and has things living in it. Joy's feet are gross. The kids are cute.

Neither is Alyssa. She's filtered her face so much in that video that she appears to have Michael Jackson's nose. The last one.

It sure as shit won't prevent infection, either. JHC, these people are stupid.

Timmy must have gotten his hairline from spending too much time with Duggars.

Nope. Too many green-haired people; too many lazy-ass fundies who don't want to get up, get their zillion kids ready for school, and get them to said school. It's easier for them to laze around the house and pretend they are actually homeschooling their children. I have yet to meet a fundie or fundie-lite who actually homeschools their children.

Or he got bullied into it and figured he might as well.

Kaylee looks a lot different in profile. I would not have recognized her without her headship standing next to her. That church is so plain. Even the Lutheran churches I attended as a kid (was baptized at three months old -- it didn't take) had some decoration and something to look at when bored.

How many kids are in Brandon's family?

Always a safe assumption.

That might be it. I'm sure it's only a matter of time until there's a Garrett Duggar, too.

I would bet money that it's Carlin's version of events. Maybe she thinks that what she's saying is what the doctor said. But it's not the truth or what the doctor actually said. I laughed at Evan seeing a burned-out tail light as an excuse to trade for a Tesla. I'm surprised he's not gunning for a giant SUV, too, since Zach and Whitney got one.

Surely, if they wanted a G name to match Gideon, they could have found a better one. Garrett is taken, but there's Gavin, Grant, Gabriel (but why do I think that one is taken by another Duggar?), George, Gage, and more. Or Genesis -- it would be silly and we'd snark on it, but it's better than Gunner. But these people are ammosexual rednecks, so they don't get it.

What happened then?

Doin' Life the Duggar Way, now showing on Idiot TV. In other words, she learned from Arkansas's worst parents.

Doesn't Newman or Nimrod or whatever the hell his name is get any attention from Grandma? Or is it only Nehemiah, the first and most exalted Golden Penis? If that's the case, Kaylee's son and all subsequent grandsons are screwed.

I'm surprised that Austin took off his grody-looking hat. Lawson must be pissed. And Carlin is jealous of the attention.

His mother and "reality" TV money. Not to mention their cult, in which the dumbest, ugliest man is superior to his smart, pretty sisters.

Katie Bates's husband, Travis Clark. I wonder if @Kiss my muttmeant Lawson, because Lawson seems more incel than baby-faced Travis.

Is Jed 2.0 only a year now? I had it in mind that he's 14 months. And his mother is due this month? That's a faster rate than even Mullet managed, unless you count the twins and Josie's being months early.