Heathen

Correct. The Duggars are greedy for sure, but it isn't as if they hogged ALL the available doughnuts for themselves while poor people went without.

Not to mention a lot of t-shirts are damn near paper thin. I have a few from Target that are so thin, you can practically count my freckles through them. I always wear them with a tank or another tee.

Get over it, Mama! OT: Here's hoping Jinger turns her AC to whatever she wants. Not that I think Jeremy would insist on having it higher, but because she looks so uncomfortable and I've lived in Texas, so I know how hot it gets.

Um, what?!?! We call it bubble tea here. Brother Vuolo looks like he might be fun to hang out with.

Forgive me. I was overtired.

No conjugal visits?

Not quite two years. They're the closest in age of Ofsmuggar's kids -- Mackynzie was born in October 2009 and Michael in June 2011. There was also an alleged miscarriage (probably more like a late period) between them. Since Michael, Ofsmuggar has had babies roughly two years apart -- Marcus in June 2013, Meredith (I always want to say Mereditz, and that's just wrong) in July 2015, and Mason in September 2017. I wonder if there was another miscarriage after Meredith, or if something else delayed the inevitable M5.

I wonder how many grandchildren Jim Bob and Mullet will have in ten or fifteen years. They've got eleven (and counting) in just under nine years. It's going to look like breeding rabbits or the FLDS at the House that TLC Built. Israel reminds me of my brother, who was a tall kid and is now a tall, large adult. The good thing is that Israel's parents won't hold him back from kindergarten a year (because he probably won't go to a real kindergarten), so he won't have the the uncomfortable experience of being a head taller than every other kid in his grade like my brother did.

Her sweet chariots are pulling her forward at the waist (sorry for the mental).

Meh, the sleeves didn't bother me much. I'd rather see plain short sleeves than a generic strapless or sleeveless dress as seen on every other bride in real life!

Maybe you saw frump. I saw a well-fitted, modest gown that worked well for the bride's figure, with a hairstyle that was unfortunately the victim of heat and humidity.

A Maxwell/Maxwell adjacent had a Black person at her reception? I'm truly surprised. Did anyone notice the glaring spelling error on the menu board? It's jalapeños, not jalepenos.

Cathy seems fine with picking and choosing what is acceptable to her god.

It was a rhetorical question.

Jill's choice of footwear is pretty fashion-forward compared to her mother, and if she's comfortable, who cares what she wears?

Josie's forehead wouldn't look so bad if her hair were dark. It's the lack of contrast between skin and hair that make her look odd. Her teeth are fixable with braces. I've seen worse. If Josie has a fivehead, what does Teresa Guidice have? A two-head?

They said at one point that's why they chose the letter M.

I strongly disagree. Oh well.

Was that on one of their heavily scripted, professionally produced television shows?

The Duggars lie so much, and their shows are so heavily scripted, how could we know what is reality and what isn't?

Or some wicked mascara skills.

Why did Nathan's girlfriend courtship partner leave him? There have been as many rumors about Lawson's sexuality as there have been about Josiah's.

Man WHO, not man THAT. GAAAAHHHH! (Also, it should be "we love you, buddy.") Please return to your regularly scheduled snark.

Ofsmuggar got engaged on her birthday. It's easy for her to remember. I remember important dates, so it wouldn't be unusual for me to remember whether it was my birthday or not.

I seriously doubt Jim Bob "named himself" Jim Bob. It was a nickname his parents gave him. If it doesn't bother him, why should he change it? She's also got turtle power going on, just like Mullet.