Heathen

She was pregnant when they came back to Arkansas.

It isn't that easy. Imagine walking away from your family of origin, your religion, your culture, your hometown, and everything you've been taught. It takes a far stronger and more intelligent person than Smuggar, not to mention that he'd go from financially comfortable to destitute without his family's money. Smuggar really doesn't have many choices now. I've done it, albeit without the family money issue. It was and still is hard.

Called it. Ugh. This is an instance when I feel sorry for Smuggar. I think he's been over having babies since Marcus was born, but in his family and culture, birth control is the equivalent of murder. I think Smuggar is probably miserable even if he can't vocalize or acknowledge it to himself.

For snark purposes, what's the 2010s version of Wet n' Wild?

I don't think anyone ever liked Jill the Snitch very much, except possibly her buddy group. Because they didn't know any better.

And for girls, Wet n' Wild makeup and nail polish*, dollar store costume jewelry and perfume, and Kleenex (for bra stuffing). Gotta catch those fun-die men, ya know. Melt Head Jill said that's how you do it. *but only in colors that you don't like

People WHO meal prep and make rice ahead of time, as I do.

And less fun, which is a fun-die requirement. The Resurrection Sunday bunny sounds like a real drag compared to the Easter bunny.

Sierra's kids aren't nearly old enough to be married off, though. Plus her husband looks less "foreign" strange slovenly effing ugly. Jill's got so much eye makeup on, she can barely keep her eyes open.

*howling*

At least the Dominguez kids look healthy, well-fed, and happy. They're not Rodriguii drones. Now back to your regularly scheduled snark. Seven kids is too many already, Sierra. Think Mirena. Only your doctor would know.

The dress wouldn't be so bad if the length were appropriate and the sleeves short, maybe cap sleeves. At least it's a nice color. I don't blame them much for modesty panels if they're not Frankenstyle. I wore a cami under my V-neck sweater today. I don't like showing cleavage (plus I have a scratch on my chest that is irritated and needed to be covered).

I allow shoes in my house because 1. plantar fasciitis and 2. I absolutely hate the sound of bare feet walking. I really can't bear it. Despite that, and despite having cats and a dog, my carpet still looks better than Alyssa's! Leghumping.

That R'girl's grimace now reminds me of Chandler's expression when he and Monica try to get engagement photos done.

I've never seen it. I had to look it up. He'll always be "surfer guy paralyzed because Corday was in a hurry to get to her weekend away with Greene" to me. Complete with the very deep fake tan he had in that role.

I went back and looked. I really think it's just dirt and hair and the usual carpet detritus that gets vacuumed up long before the carpet looks like that. She's barefoot on that carpet. Gross.

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Better to look like Jim Bob, who has aged fairly well, than Michelle, who looks like she can just hop on her broom and make it home quickly if there's a good wind. To see Michelle's face on a male, just look at her oldest son, Smuggar.

That's absurd.

I'd guess there is probably stinkeye and thinly veiled snide comments.

I think Mullet and Kelly are probably just as bad. You can often tell which bible thumper mothers are willing to look the other way on minor transgressions when their husbands aren't around, and which ones aren't. I'd bet that Mullet and Kelly fall in the latter category.

Isn't it frustrating? It's like a cat hoarder/pathological liar I know who always gets what she wants -- a new, bigger house even though she's broke, because animal control in her old city was onto her; more "fosters" who will never be adopted out; the esteem of many rescues (aka her hoarder friends) while excellent volunteers don't get the time of day. (I'm very upset about that situation right now; can you tell?) I'm also glad the boys will have a nice home. They deserve better than what Jill herself had at those ages. I also hope she doesn't have more children. It doesn't matter how nice a house is if it's packed with people.

It didn't even take her that long. Her wedding gown showed full arms and a hint of armpit, if I remember correctly. It was downright sluttish by her sister Erin's Frankengown standard.

My workers are all busy, and have better taste anyway!

Please note that Smuggar and Ofsmuggar, the only other married Duggar brother and sister-in-law, are not included in this photo. No, it's not surprising. No, I don't care about TLC. It's just an observation.