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Clueless Old Lady. Proud member here.

Thank you! I didn't know what it meant. I'm happy that Jordyn was appreciated, for once.

Congratulations on your 20 year anniversary. How does grandma not see what an ass her son is? It seems a good thing for Izzy to have grandma in his corner. Perhaps she's trying to grandparent Iz to atone for her a-hole son turning out the way he did.

I don't get the Dolly Parton reference? I did and do occasionally watch the Brady Bunch, and I've seen the new show about the house renovation. If I were a multi-millionaire, that house would be mine! I love 60's era houses.

Looks like her 17 "bonus kids" aren't having it. I shouldn't wonder why. Meri is grasping at straws. What a comedown from her HBIC days.

So Janelle, what's your body trying to tell you? I don't think you're listening.

I would have loved to have had that hair in my teens. Very beautiful. Ysabel, please don't go to the dark side like Maddie, Mariah, and Mykelti. They look awful with phony dark hair.

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Her recent weight loss no doubt had its effect, as well. I'm one who lost a great deal of weight (3 times; this time I'm maintaining), and my thinner face does look older. I was almost 60 the third time, and I have a bit of skin sag, too. Christine is the most naturally pretty of Kootie's harem, IMO. She looks happier than she used to.

I'm officially old, and this "date night" jazz makes me get the hose out, never mind my lawn. Lauren never dated, and she's not dating now. She's having a night out with the man she barely knew on her wedding day. She lives in Fantasy Land.

IIRC, Meri was over 200 lbs. in an early season when the wives weighed in at the same time, and she looks bigger here. "Resting B(Witch) Face." It has to be a LuLaNo top, with the tight arm bands. Not. Flattering. In. The. Least.

Pudge is what's passing for "educated" these days. How sad. Box pancakes, what a gal. Are SludgePudge going to start contributing their recipes to Janelle's Strive (Strife) posts? Why not? They're about the same level.

So he's being defensive and bitchy, just like Meri. No wonder Pudge was doomed to be a narcissist. It would never occur to Mr. Asshat to ask that question to anyone but Iron Grip On Balls Robyn. He's such a dick.

The constant posting of many social media "darlings" must take a good portion of their time. I think most of it is fake or at least exaggerated, and it gives me a headache. It's like a grandma's brag book X 100.

My depression-era dad had a younger brother (and a younger sister.) Being the oldest, he got all the blame when there was trouble. Poor Izzy, if he's in a similar situation and catching hell for Sam's misbehavior, as well as his own.

I think that's how fashion works, too. Fast trends quickly abandoned, but the classics don't go out of style. Jer will try to shill any look that appeals to his ego and narcissistic personality. Or anything that will enrich his pockets. He latched onto a semi-famous wife, for many reasons. He may be a total toolbox, but he isn't stupid.

I get a twinge of sadness, too, that Meri has an even more self-absorbed daughter than she is herself. Then I remember what an insufferable bitch Meri is, and how she's taken advantage of her fandom by roping X number of delusional people into her downline, working their butts off, and that will possibly never recoup their investments, and I think: Go suck an egg, Mother Meri. And take Precious Princess Pudge with you.

Her hair is neat and out of the way. She's smiling without making a goofy wrinkled face. Her kitchen counter looks neater than it usually does. The duster isn't to my liking, but it seems to fit. A good bra is a nice change for her. Overall, B+.

What a douchebag. It must be exhausting to feed his ego.

I've got my hose ready!

Love X 1,000. ❤️

That's it. Jill's going to hell. Ripped jeans that reveal her defrauding knees? The harlot.

Mommy's Favorite Smell for Jill is probably Dum-Dum's sweaty armpits. That's where my mind went, so you're not alone, Ohio. Sorry if that nauseates anyone. 🤢

Robyn has never been attractive IMO. Her profile looks to me like a witch. But she sure knew how to "bewitch" Kootie. Skinny, yes. Otherwise, I agree. Kootie was an ass to suggest Meri's birthday for his "spiritual union" with her ex-sister-in-law, if it was his doing. How weird would it be? Celebrating one's birthday, and the very next day, watching your arrogant ass of a husband, marry "his best friend." I had low self-esteem growing up, but never would I have agreed to share my man. Meri's self-esteem had to have been in the toilet.