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Now that's a good picture! Thank you Sofa.

Has Kootie even visited his granddaughter?

No wonder the girls marry the first person that gives them attention, and the boys just get the fuck out of there. Shitty parenting will do that, and I blame Kootie for most of it. He's a selfish prick. What a soul-sucking way to live.

Sofa, I'd rather see Snowflake get another hosing!

I vote for dog shit. More blah, blah, blah. As your mother Meri more or less told your bonus mom Christine, suck it up, buttercup.

Was that called Three Wives, One Husband? Which husband was arrested?

Meri had to glom onto King Sol in the last episode during Kootie's ridiculous presentation. I too was pissed at those phonies (SludgePudge) when they scammed the airlines and got their dogs onboard.

Fuck you and your overbreeding testosterone, Kootie. You are a narcissistic asshole.

Now I'm thinkingk of Fun With Flags, a la Sheldon and Amy Farrah Fowler! Meri is THE fambly expert at filters. None of the others do it as well as she does. Christine seems to be less of a filterer than any of them, and for that, I give her bonus points. She's besotted with Kootie, poor thingk.

Just like her grandpa Kootie did on a tell-nothing. She did it better.

Yes! This irritates me, too. I had a coworker that used that term, and it would grate on me.

That type of mindset is completely crazy to me, but the above describes those pro-life people well, including Jed! Once you're born, you're on your own. Then you're just a pain in their lily-white asses. Mind-boggling.

Penny-wise and pound-foolish is a kind way to describe this band of dummies. Our own @toodles went to one of Janelle's open houses, and reported that Janelle did nothing but look at her phone. She doesn't have the energy or personality to sell anything, let alone four over-half-million dollar houses. Stupid decision, but that's how the Brown Clowns roll. One dumbass move after another.

This bunch doesn't ever think ahead. They just wing it.

Or Prairie Dog Flats. 10 to 1 she didn't unpack that yoga mat.

Dear Robyn: you know that if Kootie is misguided (stupid) enough to want another crotch goblin, you are NOT the only dumbass who can provide that, right? Just as I thought, more rerun scenes and an insane idea presented by The General. Yawn.

Is 10 pm the new time slot for this show? Does that spell "last season" to anyone else? And only one hour to snark on, half of it probably clips from previous shows? Kootie better up his snake oil salesman game, or he's going to have to "get a haircut, and get a real job." Anyway, look forward to watching tomorrow, and snarking with all of you.

I'm missing the point here. Is pumping one's own gasoline worth documenting? Damn, I've been doing it wrong, then.

That "scent" reference always makes me ill. I find it rilly distasteful for some reason.

I still think it's sad that Savanah wasn't a junior bridesmaid for Maddie. Many sisters do that for one another.

Ever since my daughter told me that her dog has eaten cat shit from her cat's litter box, I cringe when I see someone "kissing" their dog(s.) It's nice that SludgePudge are visiting Christine. Why is Pudge's knee all wet?

She lost weight, and it shows in her face, plus there's heredity. Same with me. I look my age, and there's nothing wrong with that IMO. I have an average nose, but I also have man hands AND man feet (size 11 shoes.) I've passed on cute shoes many a time if I thought they would make my feet look bigger. It's not the worst thingk in the world! Dang. I'm only 5'5". I think I wore a 7-8 shoe in elementary school. Such is life! 🙂

Maybe she has to haul her carcass out of bed to make breakfast for Tony the Tiger? What an assault on one's eyeballs that picture is.

Those thighs do not belong to Mariah, I am quite sure.

Just like you quit making excuses for being a victim, Meri. Yeah, right.