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I have no idea whether Jin has the mental acuity to put together the idea of gritfy father = grifty headship, or not. In her case, ignorance probably does equal bliss.

Probably Janelle. Leadership = what Meri learns in order to bilk sycophants into being her forever downline so she can live large.

All of the above, plus FedEx, PO and UPS trucks picking up her LuLaCrap clothes orders every day. Someone that lives on that street probably couldn't get his/her car out of their driveway. Playing that plyg card is getting damned old.

Someone should. Wring his neck, not cry.

I love you Joan! I had to read this to Mr. X. Thank you for our morning laugh!

Truely should have told them, "I never see my negligent sperm donor. He's always with King Sol and Areola." Asshat Kootie didn't even know enough about Truely to take care of her in a prior episode, but he sure knew Sol's schedule. What a putz.

I bought a set of paper dolls in the 80's of Chuck and Di. Yeah, Jin doesn't look pregnant at all in that picture. And RFP isn't wearing a bow tie, what a shock!

Terrific recap LWG. You're gifted with words. You're a stronger woman than I am. I still watch this shitshow, and I'm kind of ashamed of it. The recap was better than anything I could have done, and many of our posters catch thingks that I miss.

When I saw Ysabel lifting that table into the moving truck, I cringed. That cannot be good for scoliosis, can it? Manufactured drama, just to keep the Brown Fambly Shitshow alive. We are persecuted plygs, everyone!

This is awful of me, but I'll spill it here, because I know I'm among fellow snarkers. I remember seeing a documentary about people in another country (can't remember which one) getting weird worms in their legs from contaminated water. I won't be more graphic for the faint-hearted, but my mind went there when I saw Kootie jumping into that filth. Pixelated crotch area, LOL! I cannot believe Kootie's narcissism. What an ass.

I doubt Mykelti even remembers what her natural color is! I know I don't. Her face looks odd in that photo, too. The skinny filter didn't help.

OT: If you look at the kitchen cabinets that one of the women (was it Jessica Lange?) had in the movie, those are exactly what my kitchen had, until we remodeled a year + ago. Ug-lie! BTT: I'm pretty sure Kootie will use Mariah's upcoming "weddingk" to pitch for another season. If it had been already filmed, someone surely would have spilled the beans by now.

Kootie and Christine are third cousins, IIRC. Now Christine's telling Kootie that pond scum scene was a "best dad moment." And Robyn's fake crying about how wonderful it is to see the kids playing in that filth? YUCK!

I'm enjoying the comments. I haven't read through them all yet, but I DVR'ed the episode and am still watching. So many lies and half-truths, just like many of us suspected would happen. Robyn's newly dyed hair looks terrible. No highlights, just solid brown. Poor thing must be getting grey. Meri looks awful, no surprise there. TLC doesn't filter the way she does her photos when she posts her crappy clothes. Oh great. That pesticide, feces, and heavy metal contaminated water scene, with Kootie is his underwear. Gawd, what a fucking showboat! 🤢

Now Mykelti is robbing Truely's wardrobe. Over a foot away from closure..why bother wearing something that tiny? The top's just ugly. Not a good look at all.

Well, we know Jill can't stand to be alone, without Dimwit. As one who needs alone time, I can't even imagine having to have constant company. Abbie's shower looked pretty sad. I hope she had a better one with her ex-coworkers and non-Duggars.

Yes! Why will women with big feet try and wear those elongated pointy-toed shoes? I have big feet, and I would never wear those. She's clueless (but not a COL, she's not worthy to join the COL club.)

Always playing the persecuted plyg card. I think I remember that call. I could swear it sounded like Ken, the one that Kootie went to school with, and Christine was so pissed that Ken told Kootie to come back to LDS, and "leave 3 of your wives behind." Another MLM scam? Probably, I'm guessing. I'll probably fall asleep when the new episode is on tonight. Look forward to snarking with all of you tomorrow! The live chats don't work for me, as I'm on the west coast. Right now TLC is airing Aspyn's Royal Weddingk. Kootie in a kilt, ugh!

You are right! Take that, Kootie! He'll never forget catfish prey Meri, so she's not even calling it in. That is one ugly ensemble she's wearing, as usual. How long are the sheeple fans going to keep buying her crappy clothes?

How ironic. Meri and Janelle, posed the same way. But why is HBIC Robyn faced the other way?

Oh, of course. Don't get between Meri and a dollar. Self-serving much, dear Sister Wife?

Yes. A somewhat healthy recipe cookbook. Or ten.

Looks to me like Meri has a bit of a smirk. On second glance, maybe not. I hate Robyn's and Meri's shoes. Janelle's boots look brown, while her dress looks black. I hate the combo. Christine looks absolutely skinny compared to Janelle.

I've always been busty. I remember one boy in the 6th grade that told me I was more stacked than his mother! I was/am shy, and that didn't help. So I suppose I shouldn't have commented about Gwen's endowment. She doesn't appear shy in the least, and I wish I had been more outgoing and assertive, like she seems to be. Now that I'm old, I have thicker skin than I used to, anyway. I still dress modestly, because I don't like being the center of attention. It's almost new snark time, all! I couldn't eat that. It reminds me of that Chung King stuff in a can. Mr. X and I ate that more than once in the 70's, while we were in college. It wasn't very good.

To me, it looks like Joy and Austin dote on Gideon as much as JinJer dote on Felicity. I hope the fact that Joy and Austin had doubts about the way they were raised means that they denounced any idea of that blanket training crap. Giddy seems to be very happy and much loved.