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Yup. I think you just summed up Kenya perfectly. She keeps reminding everyone of her vintage Miss USA title and no one cares. She's tried to have something current that will make her relevant and, besides this show, she's got nothing. So she stays doing the most out of desperation to keep her peach. So imagine how it sticks in her craw to have young, pretty Porsha added to the show married to the prototypical baller Kenya wished she had. (And dragging Jamal "How you doing?!" Anderson to a fundraiser doesn't count.) She hated Porsha from Day 1, not for anything that Porsha did, just for her being Mrs. Kordell Stewart. I'm sure she thought Porsha's divorce would leave her hurting for money and Porsha not only kept her peach post-Kordell AND after kicking Kenya's ass but she's killing it on Dish Nation. Even got her girl Claudia hired and they tried to double-team Porsha. Another fail! Kenya's jealous all right. She's so jealous she can hardly breathe. © Cici Bloom

So I am sleepy and pissed that I woke up at 4:30 to watch Monfils do his regular nonsense. What goes on in his head??

All of this. Everything about her is so forced---you just know she sits up nights planning her next Talking Head and they're never organically funny. And that gold, draggy TH look? No bueno.

No,Todd...not the middle of the night "poke!" Why do they always try that when you're at your most tired?? I was feeling Porsha so much in this episode, it's not even funny. She is a completely different woman than we saw with Kordell and good for her. Don't ever stifle who you are for a man again. Damn it. I turn on this show to ki ki and hate Kenya. I was not prepared to well up at those kids sharing their tough stories. Phaedra did such a great thing there. I snickered when the kids were way more into the puppies than Kenya's self-important ass.

Well, what did y'all expect from the network that dared to remake Steel Magnolias? I'm still not over that sacrilege...

I live in Philly and seem to recall that they caught some nut who claimed he was a contractor. I think he may have been angry that he wasn't one of the contractors on that construction job. Philly is notorious for contractor disputes--Union vs. Non Union. It's a shame because business owners get caught in the middle and make people shy away from doing business within city limits. Stink Eye Kitchen Worker was the best. He looked ready to break out the popcorn at one point.

Even more unpopular opinion---I don't hate Katsuji. He was definitely assholish at times but I find several of the remaining chefs more unlikable than him. Something about his immigrant story really resonated with me and I suspect it's why he puts up such a gruff exterior with some people. I wanted the judges to ask Sheldon whether he thought Katsuji or John should go but I suspect he's too diplomatic to give an honest answer. Casey's front of the house attire---wtf? Was this Top Chef or What Not to Wear?

From the recap: So spot on and awesome! That sucker was probably on the Clearance rack for 5.00. So I just started watching this season because a friend convinced me that I would love it because of the talented kids. It has been quite the opposite with me so far - - - the kids all seem to be trying so hard to be entertaining for the cameras. But I do love the way they're supportive of each other and that Golden Girls criticism probably saved Hawaa's ass. She should thank Chris profusely. And my hardened, cynical heart melted a little when A'Kai was trying to be so brave--"I don't need a hug." Awwwwwww!!! Also really appreciate the way Tim and the judges don't baby the kids. Tim's vocabulary remains as robust as ever.

A thousand likes. It's safe to say that Lluvy has been dethroned as "Worst Pic in the History of ANTM."

Heh. This took me back to vintage LL, "You lied about the lies that you lied about; you even lied to your aunt when you went down South...". Kenya 's theme music. Thanks for the clarification about Cynthia's new house, Nikki. I wasn't invested enough to go back and take a second look.

Nope. I know Dice Game is always 1-6 and I know Any Number includes zeroes. I don't think I've ever seen a "0" in Lucky 7. But thanks for answering me. :-)

I have so much love for this, a simple "like" click did not suffice.

YES! This scene was so bad, it was laughable. How did Phaedra keep a straight face? I guess I need to go back an rewatch but I didn't follow why Cynthia's deal fell through. I thought her toasting with her fam by the lake last week meant she had already settled? Whatev...I'm not that interested. And I was so annoyed that Noelle wouldn't put down her phone to speak to her mother. I can't stand Marlo but I was living for her shutting Kenya down. Kenya did the same shit to Marlo that Cynthia did to her---dropped her like a bad habit as soon as Nene reared her Ramen - noodle head.

Maybe he's trying to resurrect the Pittsburgh Killer Bees. Remember pre-roids Bonds and Bonilla? But yeah, adding Ben is a reach. You know analysts just live for the next corny moniker.

"Cancers like long walks on the beach, rom-coms and 'two dryer sheets." Shove over on the Sheldon Love Train. If I heard one more chef say, "a little bit of..." I was going to scream. Casey and her fishy scallops can go at any time. I've never liked her and she was ridiculously defensive about her shitty dish. But the award for most unlikable goes to Emily, hands down.

So in my youth, I had someone stand me up and I drove nearly an hour to the party where I knew he'd be just to cuss him out. I drove the entire way with no radio and my poor girlfriend (who went along for moral support and to see the fireworks) was too scared of my rage to dare to turn that radio on or adjust the heat which was blasting. Good times! I can laugh about it now but looking back, it was completely irrational and more than a little dangerous because I think I did 90 mph all the way there. I have no doubt that Matt drove that entire way getting angrier with each mile. Unfortunately, he's probably learned too late that the most effective way of dealing with Kenya is to ignore her. What other men are lining up to be with her and give her a half-assed storyline? I'll wait...

And those evil bastards in the editing suite savored every minute of the fall. They used slo-mo with sound effects! And I just love me some Sheldon. Such a cool, humble soul.

During the Lucky 7 game today, the guy guessed a "0" for the last number. Where have I been?? Since when is zero included in the guesses? I swore it's always been 1 thru 9...

Bob and parkour---Comedy gold. I was worried for his knees jumping from that height being such a big guy. It may be more contrived Bravo BS but damn if I don't like Porsha and Other Todd together. They are both so darn cute and they have a natural ease with one another that she didn't even have with Kordell. If Kenya didn't want drama, why would she tell Peter to cancel that man's ticket and not bother to tell him?! She got the exact reaction she wanted and we all know it. "Oh, I'm too frightened to come to the event---wait. No I'm not...this is my victim storyline." Bitch, bye.

Came here to remark on how horrified I was to see that T-Mobile ad REPEATEDLY through the football games this weekend but you guys have said it all. Carry on.

And Kate Hudson to me. Girl is a chameleon.

Preach! This is why I think that OLG mess will crash and burn too. Kandi and her Coven probably truly believe that they are popular because they generate a lot of chatter. Still don't know that all press ain't necessarily good press.

Drop the mic, Watermelon!

Wooooooooooooow. (In my best Flava Flav voice.) Turn up that bottle, Peter cuz you are THIRSTY.

Oh, I will be anxiously awaiting the moment they find a way to work, "It's not a toomah! It's not a tumor at all." into a firing.