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^^^ LOL Ms Blue Jay, we aren't being cryptic. Neal's pants at TC are an ice cream cone pattern.

Did Alecia contribute anything during that immunity challenge? And how sadistic was it of the producers to have a bunch of hungry people using that rice as a challenge prop with no opportunity to take it back to camp?? In President Beefcake's season, they used big, heavy fish in a challenge but the winning team got to take it for food. I would've been trying my best to shove rice in any spare pocket or crevice. That TC was so satisfying I needed a cigarette afterward. I NEVER tire of seeing arrogant assholes have the smiles wiped from their faces. I adore Tai. Ice cream pants is a fav too. After them, I got nothing.

ari333, that Stacey Dash appearance was the epitome of someone not realizing that people are laughing AT her and not WITH her. I think the *crickets* were a combination of much of the audience not knowing her (which is poetic in itself) and the remainder being stunned that she would have the audacity to participate in that bit. But I think audacity may be giving her too much credit. Kevin Spacey is gay? Where have I been??

I was really over Mad Max taking every technical award but got a good chuckle when Ex Machina managed to sneak in there for something. You just know the Mad Max team was halfway out their seats when that result was read.

Leo was perfection. He should've dropped the mic.

Did Brie do her own hair?

Hahahahahahaha. I'm still pissed about the Sly upset so this gave me joy. Chris Rock is no dummy. Step away from the gay jokes, Chris!

I appreciate the subject matter but I hate Gaga SO MUCH. Pretentious bitch. Now, let me pull my seat up next to Duncan Jones.

I may very well be the only person in America (or the world for that matter) who does not understand the appeal of chicken and waffles. Personally, I want sausage with my waffles and mashed potatoes with my fried chicken. So I just groaned when I saw where Kwame was headed. But I didn't like the winning concept either. Mediterranean Chipotle. Yawn. I understand there's nothing new under the sun but, damn. Blatant rip-off.

I guess I'm really in the minority round these parts because I will really miss the show and I like Jason & Alicia. There. I said it. When did Diane become so unlikable?!

Nene's faces during this ep made me remember why I can't seem to quit her.<br /><br /> LOVED Phaedra's ensemble during "Read School." She and Nene were bringing the laughs.<br /><br />Porsha and her struggle-twerk just crack me up too. I like Oliver and I hope he's not just here for screen time.

I had several LOL moments this week but Rashawn with his, "i thought she had on a hoodie and that's her hair" just slayed me! And I totally agree with Teddi (that's a first!) All the weird, jerky camera effects on Scandal are just too much. I can't with that show. I need to go back and rewatch the Superbowl Halftime reactions.

And why was I chiming right in with them?! I'm old. And yes, how dare Grease Live cut out the Sandy Cigarette Stomp. Sacrilege! OK, walnutqueen, you are beyond awesome if you trap, neuter and free that kitty but you do know that "Leonidas" is not an option once he's snipped? How you gon' have a ball-less Leonidas???

Who could've imagined that the Return of Bob and Sheree would be so enjoyable? Bob looks like he is a riot. Hoping we see a lot more of him. So, did y'all peep how downright ugly Kenya is when she's unaware of the camera? Those shady editors had a few shots of her sitting next to Matt with the most sour look on her face---it was funny and very telling. That's the real Kenya right there. Way back in our old TWoP days, someone brilliantly said Kenya looks like "a mean raisin." That has stayed with me all these years because I just think it's a perfect description. I hope Matt is just in this for a come up--he seems like a nice enough guy who can do much, much better.

Once again, I find myself in Bizarro World PR because I couldn't believe some of those garments were safe. I thought there should've been about 6 in the bottom--Emily's especially. But how in the world was that lavender thing in the top?! A weird, unflattering top and styling from hell. I guess I'll just tune in for the fights. And shout out to the poster upthread who pointed out how bad Valerie's nose piercing looks. I thought she had a drop of snot hanging from her nose after she got emotional. No bueno.

Naming that fruity cocktail "Bangkok Dangerous" was just the cherry on the douche sundae. I'm so glad ManBun is gone---it was exhausting being embarrassed for him. Love Isaac.

OK, they're not my favs but Dad with the 3 daughters seriously cracked my shit up with his, "The devil is checking out murders in LA??" And that Little Women Atlanta? Was just so disturbing. Ayn is adorable.

Now I remember why Phaedra implied that Kenya needed meds a few seasons ago. Clearly, bish needs her dosage upped. That was not acting...that bitch is cray cray. I am loving the Nene/Sheree truce. Probably won't last 2 weeks but it's all fun now. Were those peaches on Peter's shirt??? HA!

Kurt Fucking Coleman. Who spent how many years sucking in the Eagles' secondary but gets 2 picks in the Championship and a trip to the SuperBowl? The football gods have a sense of humor, they do.

Wow, Phaedra really got the ugly edit this week, didn't she? I still want to believe that she and Kandi can mend fences but I don't know---some of barbs Phaedra threw at Todd were pretty nasty. But, in her defense, I think she's carrying around some pretty significant pain and humiliation from her Apollo mess and it really does seem like Todd (and by default, Kandi) want to ride with that asshole. If Kandi's so bothered by Porsha "taking sides" then she should get a clue for how Phaedra must feel to see her girl take her bum-ass husband's side. And would that have happened if Todd and Apollo weren't so cool? I think not. So I chalk Phaedra's behavior up to some level of resentment at how she's lost, not only her husband, but one of her best friends. And it's such a shame because wasn't she the one who encouraged that relationship? Don Juan and Carmon? No words. Stay in your fucking lane with your thirsty asses. An d speaking of thirst: RE: Kenya's dad and the water--- Nothing makes me angrier than asking for a glass of water and being brought one with a lemon wedge dropped in it. I don't blame bruh for not wanting water with shit floating in it. He can come sit by me.

BYE, SUCKA! Christmas has come late for me but I'll take it. I can't believe how unwatchable the Birds were this year. Respect to Lurie for pulling the trigger.

Just saw Creed last weekend and it did not disappoint! And this from the woman who rolled her eyes during the first Creed trailer. I couldn't imagine that there was anywhere else to go with that story...so glad I was wrong. And I thought the Sly Oscar talk was just a nod to his career/longevity and "won't it be quaint to nominate Sly for this beloved, iconic character a la Fast Eddie Felson?" Wrong again! That Oscar talk is well deserved and if he's nominated, he'll be my choice to win. Loved how they incorporated some really Philly flavor in the script. Donnie getting schooled about jawns...hahaha..perfect! And those ATVs might be cinematically cool but they are straight-up menaces in real life. No shit, a wave of those little bastards came down the center of the southbound lanes on Broad St. one Saturday POPPING WHEELIES. I was going Northbound but I couldn't believe what I was seeing. One false move and they could be squashed instantly while traumatizing some poor driver forever. Assholes. And they do it because the cops aren't permitted to give chase in the interest of public safety. I just hope them being featured in Creed doesn't make them any more popular.

^^^ I totally agree. Porsha does have her Underground Railroad moments (did y'all see her a few weeks back on WWHL when she had no idea where the "Platomic" region is? LOL) but I love that she can laugh at herself and she's surprisingly quite sharp on Dish Nation. I hope she finds love because she seems like such a fun, sweet-natured person and she endured that ass Kordell like a champ.

I just caught this on repeats-don't know if I'm all in yet because they all seem to be trying too hard. But Noah is a hottie. Me likey. OK, jvr, since you went there on the redhead, ima come sit by you. I was trying not to be judgmental because Lord knows I can afford to lose my share of extra lbs. But why would Red be cast in this show as a trainer??? Yes, I understand that she had an injury but who's going to hire a trainer with a double chin? The bodybuilder reminds me of Leah Remini.

I'm going to be disappointed if this is the last we see of weird Tammy. The ever-present Coronas, the unflattering braids, the common, juicy past with Sheree--this chick is a goldmine of entertaining material. I love Phaedra but she was way off base with her misplaced sympathy for Glen. Mothers to young, black men really do have valid reasons to be worried for their sons' welfare in this insane world today but that asshole Glen didn't warrant any sympathy or tears. I'll admit I laughed at his Kenya smackdown about the snapping on the boat but his attitude toward Kandi was really crazy. He must really be trippin' off of being Glen Rice Jr. but really, who gives a fuck? When was the last time Glen Rice was relevant??