BabyDaddy

There is a dude on an ocean oil rig somewhere who might want to see it. Or some guy at an army post halfway around the world. I imagine it is mostly men who don't have easy access to women who get the most out of 'cam girls'.

Ha! totally agree! But I have to admit, if they offered a "where are they now" show 10 years from now, I'd be curious to see what they are up to without all that MTV money. At least, that is what facebook was for me when I looked up classmates from high school. Not too many surprises for me there, but interesting nonetheless. The cool guys got all fat, the not too bright stayed not too bright. Surprisingly a lot of people didn't move out of town, or if they did, stayed in the same state. I left to live in 3 different state , then moved to live in two countries in Europe in the 20 years that passed. I understand many people like to stay close to family, but wow. Many of them have hardly vacationed out of state, much less out of the USA.

I remember back a while when I was lurking (back on TWOP?) many of the ladies were drooling over Ryan. Ok, I'm a dude, so I didn't really get what is so hawt about that guy, but whatever - interesting to know what turns on some ladies. He was dumb as rock back then, but I guess us guys have our bimbos - maybe he was just your "mimbo" equivalent. Anyway, consider yourselves as all having dodged a major bullet !!! :D btw if I were to speculate, maybe this whole relationship is Mackenzie's final Hail Mary Pass, i.e. after losing face amongst her friends (most likely frenemies) with the first baby daddy , maybe she hopes she can just nurture Ryan back to hawtness and come out #1 afterall. I have to say the house of Ryan's parents that is next to the water looks pretty sweet. And I'm not even a redneck.

Exactly. I think go cheap, just choose a place that makes sure he can't just hop on a bus and leave any time he wants. Then even if he does skip out after 3 weeks - at least that is three weeks where you don't have to worry about him and can't get your mind off of the problem for a while.

Back in 16 pregnant days she seemed like a pretty serious woman, but now after the divorce she looks like a total fruitcake. Debrah looks and behaves like she's got Legally Blonde Hoku's "Perfect Day song" running in her head on repeat. Sometimes I look at her and wonder wtf is up. Other times I look at how oblivious she is to everything and I'm having a bad day I think - I want whatever drugs she's taking!

Yeah, the only thing I want to say is Chantel has a smoking body. And she loves showing off them puppies... mmm Dat Rack...

This episode should have started with the Beach Boys song "Round Round Get Around... I get around.. yeah... get around wuuuwuuu I get around!"

But you forgot to mention all that dick du jour smashing she needs to do on Tinder. Because you can't be Kail and be without a man for 2 seconds. It's hard work trying to find the next jobless loser to make a baby with! Mama gotta keep this show going!

Abby: You a Ho-Ho-Ho , Merry Chris-mas! Scabies and all. Sean: Dude, there are a thousand other Ho's in Haiti. Just swap her for another one, until you find one that lies to you the least. Surely it's cheaper and more fun than getting strung along by ScAbbies. Miriam: you a two-faced bitch, no man buys a ticket to fly to the other side of the world just to hang out like friends. You're a heartless dick tease. Darcy: I know your dream was to plant that Aryan sculpture in your house, but it's clear he's a douche who just wanted to get on TV. Maybe just be a little open minded and find a guy of similar age with a little bit of a tummy, good hair and a good sense of humor, who will make you look really sexy next to him instead of like Donatella Versace look-a-like with a model escort? Patrick: you fell for classic chick game since the beginning of time: 'Platonic friends', what Chris Rock calls "Dick under glass. In case of emergency, break glass." Because you never know... Jesse and Antonio: why don't you get a real job instead of looking for your 'big break' so you can finally move out of those shoe-box apartments. Exercise is good for the body, but have you ever exercised your brain? Paul: I symphathize with your geekiness, and you seem to want to make up for your sins. Get some therapy. Karine: sweet girl, awesome bod.. a little bit of a butterface, but a sweet girl nonetheless. I hope Paul takes care of you.

Jeezuz Christ Garbage Pail! Put the dick down!! take a break for god's sake! Get ready to lose those dreds dude!

What a freakin' mess Kail has made for everyone. I mean, now Jo+Vee and Javi and have to worry about how to fit step-brother #2 into the picture for every social gathering? And then bumming child care off of them, I'm sure. I can't imagine being attached to that life wrecker. And you know Kail is going to go for another one - it's a near certainty. Also, btw - the big issue for her regarding 50/50 custody is that she'll no longer get child support payments- she'll be having to pay Jo and Javi instead! "Besides income, overnight totals are a key part of the Delaware child support formula. Your overnights directly affect your child support, whether you pay or receive." "The non-residential parent generally pays the residential parent the child support. The joint custody formula doesn't allow a parenting time percentage adjustment toward child support. The higher earner pays the lower earner." "Examples of the shared custody formula in Delaware child support Consider the hypothetical case of Robert and Mary. Robert earns $4,000 per month, while Mary earns $2,400 per month. They have two children. See how the child support amounts change in these examples: Scenario #1: If Robert and Mary agree to an approximate 50/50 split, around 182 overnights, Robert would pay $290 in child support to Mary. This is because he is the higher earner and must pay the net difference. Scenario #2: If Robert and Mary agree to a 50/50 split and both earn the same amount of money, there would be no child support paid or received. Scenario #3: If Robert and Mary agree to a 50/50 split and she makes more money, such as $4800 per month, she would pay $115 in child support to Robert. This is because she is the higher earner." https://www.custodyxchange.com/delaware/child-support-calculations.php Oh Garbage Pail Kail, your comeuppance has finally arrived!

Oprah is uber intelligent, dedicated, hard-working, versatile, polite, interesting, and a caring decent person and lovely to look at. Everything that Kail is not. Empire of the greasy ass bubble butt splash puddle is what she is.

LMAO, that's a great one. I guess those are Luis' bones after they were done with him! :D

I guess Chris Lopez decided Kail's Xbox game wasn't worth the trouble :D

Garbage Pail Kail must be so full of hot, jealousy magma right now when looking at Vee. Her fake ass bubble butt will explode soon. Eat your heart out Kail, with lots of hot sauce! Hat's off to Vee - that snap back body is to be given credit. Probably just good genetics but still... damn. She also seems to be pleasant to be around which makes her even more attractive. Yes, I'm sure being on camera makes everyone behave better - but then one can only imagine how much worse Kail is when the cameras are off!! And Jo is right.. Mmmm DAT ASS.

Good question - looking back in my past, I seem to remember that kind of screaming and hollering during graduations and it was usually coming from the relatives who didn't have an education and who had a child that was the first in the family to graduate from high school/college/etc. I used to wonder why my parents didn't make a big deal out of my high school, or even college graduation, but now I know. It's like those Jewish mothers who are only happy when you are finally a lawyer or a doctor. Different standards for different folks.

LMAO! good one! Brianna and Luis - both had kids with people they didn't know well enough before they did it again with each other! You know these two would have failed the marshmallow test as kids: "There is evidence that resisting immediate gratification can bring long term fulfilment as evidenced in Walter Mischel’s 1970 marshmallow experiment: Mischel sat a succession of four year old children in front of a marshmallow on a plate and explained that he had to leave the room for a moment but that, if the marshmallow was still uneaten when he returned, the reward would be two marshmallows instead of one. Only a third managed to resist the urge to eat it and when Mischel surveyed the children fifteen years later he discovered that those with self control had turned out to be more successful in every way, while the most ‘immediate scoffers’ were more likely to be low achievers and to have drug and alcohol problems." Briana just can't resist the unemployed randoms splashing in her...

I don't know about you guys, but something is not right with the Luis-Brianna story. Are these people brain dead? On the one hand, Luis seems he is more to blame than Brianna for letting this thing run for so long. Why didn't he go for the escape route?? He should have paid for the abortion, or in the worst case, allowed the adoption. I mean the dude already got another chick knocked up and has a baby which he doesn't see anymore but probably is on the hook for child support. If that happened to me it would be burned into my memory - don't get another chick pregnant! I dunno, maybe Brianna was one of those 'I don't believe in abortions' and went the trap baby route trying to get him to stay with her. You'd think he'd already be familiar with that trap. On top of that, the dum-dum fools around with another chick at the same time - he's lucky he didn't get her pregnant either. Why is he so committed to Brianna's baby if he never was into her that much, since he fooled around? I don't get it. Finally, how does a loser like that without a job get so much tail? Had I only known women had low standards as a teenager... Do any of the women here find Luis good looking enough for a one night stand??? Is it just his height or what? And Javi - dating Brianna? Dude you erased everyone's goodwill now. Total fame whore that guy.

In the interview by InTouch Facebook or whatever it's called, Kail said she was thinking about going to graduate school.... GRADUATE SCHOOL??? You have got to be kidding me. I guess she is gonna donate some more money... If DSU gives Kail a PhD , they should have their accreditation taken away - full stop. My prediction, 15 years from now - Teen Mom 2 Season 55 : "That's Dr. Lowry! I didn't go to 12 years of PhD graduate school to be called Ms.Lowry, thank you very much".

Sorry I feel like I'm on a roll here. Kail's next movie is Ghost (aka Chris Lopez):

Wasn't the professor asking the other students for ideas for her next reality show? WTF? I got some: "Single Moms who just finished College Gone Wild #1", "Hulk Smash: the Revenge" , "Smashing for the bennies" , "Babydaddies gang bang 4" , "Mother Russia Ass Action #2" , and my all time favorite "Big Boys can Pull Out!" (back cover: you can go in but you can never get out! for life!)

That up there will be Kail in a few years, like those other graduates, unless she goes into porn like Farrah. I can already see the movie titles: "Smashing Kail , back cover description: this puta gringa only puts it into the RIGHT holes". Sorry for the vulgarity The professor in her class seemed like he couldn't give a f*ck about what anyone learned. Education nowadays is all like University of Phoenix , even at state schools I guess. At least tuition is only 8k a year. Interesting comments here, calling it a diploma factory: http://www.studentsreview.com/DE/DSU_comments.html

Jenelle. Damn. As waterboy's momma said "Little girls are the devil!" , you Jenelle are the devil !! I'm really pissed for Barbara at how bad they've treated her. Some thanks she gets for the help she gives.. wow. Jenelle is just the scum of the earth. And so is David, but he's more stupid that anything. Jenelle is just pure evil. Kail the Whale. One thing I've learned from her is how much a woman's personality affects her attractiveness, regardless of her weight. If you have a nice personality it can make you immensely more attractive - and Kail is soooooo unattractive because of her shitty personality. I think we are all tempted to snark on her looks BECAUSE she is such a total bitch. For comparison if both dolled up which one would a man prefer to take out on a dinner date? Kail or Gary's wife (who I think is of comparable weight and body type)? OK, Gary's wife would be a bit boring in my book (I like more science girl types - you know somebody with brains), but at least she seems pleasant to be around. I have to wonder if that Chris dude just had a Jungle Fever moment - you know the common trope about how black dudes seem to bag not-so-attractive white chicks. Also the same for Javi, coming from somewhat similar hispanic culture, I can see bagging a blonde would earn him some brownie points in his community. Even I as a foreign guy growing up in the US seemed to gravitate more to the blonds, simply because of the difference and perhaps the media. I guess one can feel like they "made it in America" once they've got a blondie. Chelsea is boring as hell now... they should drop her. Everything is normal and boring. Before they drop her, she should get an award of some sort, "Most normal teen mom" or something. Brianna, damn that girl is dumb. Two times pregnant by losers who will never amount to anything. Luis you are a freaking loser, you were already a baby daddy and you do it again? Neither of you learned anything? Are you nothing but animals? How hard was it to get a condom? Makes me think maybe they talked for like 30 mins and then they had sex in the handicap toilet in the club (handicapped for brains that is). Both of you are freaking idiots. What kind of girl looks at a guy like Luis and thinks this guy looks like he would stick around and can hold a job? I think a lot of us nerdy guys in high school who didn't get laid (and resented it) actually got lucky to blossum later and not get entrapped by these bimbos like these "mr cool" types did... and still do into their late 20s and 30s! I guess it sucks to hit your peak in high school, because it's all down hill from then on.

I had to watch that presentation again by Kail. It's like watching a B-movie - it's so bad it's good. :D I didn't catch it the first time - but she actually put her face on the donation check!! damn what a narcissist. One professor: "I like the analogy to Oprah Winfrey". Really? At this point I'm ready to interject here Bill Burr's skit on Motherhood (no offense to real mothers! but you have to laugh sometimes how much these girls milk the mom thing - this skit was written for these teen moms):