mamadrama

You have 5 minutes to bond. And....GO!

I wonder what the Brazilian girls charge for the BFF Experience? Cause I kinda love them. I need them to meet me at Applebees and lecture me about poor life choices.

I'd rather watch the Brazilian Girl Squad than the Karen Coven.

Jess is another one of those people who photograph completely different.

Mother Paul should use Paul's departure to her advantage and take off with Kreenie and the baby. That's a show I'd watch.

I can't even snark on Asuelu. I feel like I'm coming to a slingshot fight with an AK47.

I really wish they'd stop trying to make Tom happen.

I was admitted for awhile. It's under control now.

It's been awful. I don't need the oxygen 24/7 like I did, but it has caused inflammation and swelling around my heart. I can't do much but lay here. I'm getting second hand embarrassment for Syngin and I'm not sure why...

So they're going to Moldova for Andrei's family, but Libby is making this all about HER family? I don't think her sisters should even be going. He's going to spend the whole damn time wrapped up in the Karen Coven.

Crap, I'm late. I'm on week 3 of covid 19 and I still feel sicker than a dog. I miss my kids.

I don't know, we go pretty hard on Whitney Thore. And we haven't held back on BGL, Danielle, Angela, Jenny, Ashley, or Nicole's looks.

I like to think the flower pot on the head thing was just them messing with her.

The Thai company may have taken on the upfront costs for her. She may not have had such an offer from the Philippines.

Thanks to 90210, one of my best friends for the past 30 years has to constantly correct people who call him EYE-in (Ian). Colt controlling Jess like that made me uncomfortable. Kudos to Friend Jess, though, for being like a dog with a bone about it. More of her, please.

True dat.

We've always just made ours in a bowl with a handheld beater.

Her brother and other family members live full-time in the city. I think Gracilene stays there for long periods of time so that she can see her grandkids. Since it's so difficult to get back and forth to Tonatins it would make sense to not want to do it often. My confusion stems from the city apartment and the Tonatins house. In one episode they're moving into the apartment, in another they're moving into the house, and then suddenly they're back in the apartment again.

I say that every time we have a local festival. Why, when we live in an area known for its folkart, are half the booths selling mass produced stuff made in China?

Yes, I've read all of that stuff on social media as well, but even being generous and acknowledging that half of it might have droplets of truth to it they still don't act like they even like each other. Deavan. "Oh, I'm so afraid to live in the US. I might be kidnapped or killed or who KNOWS what. But I'm safe here in Korea. Whatever should I do? I know! I'll move BACK to the US, blast my location all over social media and, just in case the information doesn't reach everyone, I'll have an internationally popular television show FILM me, too!"

Your restraining order will probably expire around the same time as the one Ricky Martin has against me. I keep telling people that his husband and kids are just a beard so that people won't know that he's straight... Seriously, though, the show's making me nervous. I LIKE Armando and Kenny. I want to keep liking them. (They remind me of the couple from Sandra's HOARDER'S episode, and if you haven't watched it you seriously should if for no other reason than for them.) Don't fuck this up for me, TLC.

Karine DID take ESL classes in Brazil...Still, it's often easier to learn another language when you have to. I say this as someone who only had a rudimentary grasp of German until I moved to Austria. When she's out in Walmart and needs to pee or wants to know where the diapers are? She'll learn. Besides, I think Karine's English is improving. At least she tried. It's Paul who didn't try to assimilate in Brazil.

I don't get this relationship. Most of the time they act like they don't even like each other. Why is she hell bent on moving there, and so soon? I'd wait until he showed me proof of a job and income and pictures of our new abode.

Although people ARE doing some pretty amazing things with shipping containers these days! 😁 My grandmother, who grew up in a boarding house her parents ran for miners in Harlan County (KY), always said that it's not the house or level of poverty that made people trashy, it's how they act. She was a big fan of taking pride in her home, whether it was the old farmhouse she raised her kids in or the income-based apartment she spent her last few years in. She always made the best of whatever she had. (Besides, we've seen how Pole and Kreenie live. Whether they're in a chicken coop or a brand new McMansion I feel like they're still going to be a few stops short of qualifying for HOARDERS.)

I'm surprised they allowed the wheelchair on the ice. They don't even allow regular shoes on ours.