Drogo

In case you missed the episode, here's a quick visual recap! -------------------------------------------------------------- RAZVAN: AMANDA: -------------------------------------------------------------- MEISHA: NICOLA: -------------------------------------------------------------- CHRISTIAN: CLEO: -------------------------------------------------------------- DAVID: SHEILA: -------------------------------------------------------------- JASMINE: GINO: -------------------------------------------------------------- RILEY: VIOLET:

“You’re the worst sexual person in the world” says the native English speaker in the room.

“My husband hid all the money so I got nothing.” Uhh, Jasmine? That’s exactly what a pre nup protects you from.

“You’re so cute when you’re mute.” RIP NICOLA

Not Nicola taking the Lord’s name in vain because he’s a shit driver.

And Just Like That got a second season? Wasn’t it universally hated, like Big Ed?

He said he “definitely doesn’t like dudes” He’s not opposed to a shlong, though.

“There’s something about Cleo!” oh buddy there’s a lot of something’s

Christian don’t get to say shit about anybody’s hairline.

She sounds like she’s pretending to have an accent.

“You look so good” -Cleo’s compulsive liar friend

Excited for Cleo to perpetuate every stereotype in the world. Yay.

Aw Sheila you’re so cute. Please don’t be an asshole.

David, don’t disappoint us..

As often as I can get my idiot boyfriend to buy them.

Prediction for next season: people will suck, we will hate them, we will discuss like rational adults with masochist television viewing tendencies.

I’m going with little Jedidiah from Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

You see this as playing a victim, I see it as being a victim. This is how a narcissist makes their supply feel. Lots of women who it was “that bad” and worse for continued to reach out to and stay with men who abused them. Trauma bonding. I’m just never going to believe Raquel wasn’t led like a lamb to slaughter here by a raging narc who knew she was too fragile for the backlash. I hate him.

And has no issue throwing her right under a bus. While they’re both guilty of the affair- She’s Pinky, he’s Brain. He’s Scar, she’s Ed the hyena.

I have no hope for any of these couples. Bunch of kids.

I feel like her parents do try to do that (ie her Dad picking her up from reunions instead of hopping into a T&LC like everyone else) but we're not going to see much of it- and without a guardianship which is really hard to qualify for if someone's not an imminent danger to themselves/others their hands are going to be tied. For all intents and purposes, she's an adult. Ariana and Scheana (her two "friends") both refer to her as someone they took care of, took in, etc. When have we ever heard them say "Raquel was really there for me when _____ happened" or "Raquel got me through some tough times", never) I genuinely believe that Scheana/Ariana/James wanted to take care of her and knew her limitations, (James even stopped drinking for her, wanted to marry her and take care of her like he couldn't take care of his mom...) but now their feelings of betrayal and their anger have blinded them to what they knew about her all along. She's a person who needs to be taken care of. It seems like everyone knows this (even though Lala and Katie have both hated her from the jump, they are both quick to announce that nothing is going on upstairs at any opportunity because they're two evil hags.) Tom Sandoval decided "This is a great person for me to fuck behind Ariana's back. Then I'll tell her to lie about it to the whole world and everyone she knows, because if she ever turns on me she doesn't have the bandwidth to defend herself, and everyone else who would have defended her will be directly hurt and hate her." There isn't a cliff short enough for Tom to talk a long walk off of, for me.

I know this video was created to make fun of her, but it makes me really sad. Does this seem like a healthy individual capable of independence? Or like a 13 year old girl? I fucking hate Tom Sandoval.

Neither would I. She has no impulse control.

The most frustrating thing about Scandoval for me is the way Lala/Scheana/Katie/James/Ariana think they're good people now with the sole explanation "I'm not Tom or Raquel." They are literally all the worst. She was getting rewarded from her narcissist boyfriend directly afterwards. Then she had a mental breakdown in a solo confessional where she confirmed she will be all alone if Tom leaves her and she hates that he makes her lie (but not like a woman who realizes her boyfriend is evil hates it, more like a child whose dad makes her lie about him drinking hates it.) Then she went to a mental health facility for what's going on three months while said boyfriend sings "Stacy can't you see Raquel is not the girl for me" with his shitty band and finds his next supply/victim while everyone doubts she's even there. Sad to say but I think Raquel's on her way to being a real tragedy.

Considering how my anecdote was about the doctor who tells my wife I died taking her out for coffee, that doesn't change much for me personally :) Not only was he really most sincerely dead, there's some other sleuthing that tells me