Oinky Boinky

Romance Cooke needed the blonde wig because otherwise those bright blue eyes would look funny on an African American woman.

I rescued my kitty myself. Hitch (named after Christopher Hitchens) came out of a druggie house and was on the street as a tiny kitten. I call him my crack baby.

I was really trying to catch that dental situation and wondering if that was meth or it even could have been something like dilantin or tetracylcline at an early age. Exactly on about Ms Carmine -I exhaled loudly (woof!!) at that hug. She certainly had a type - bald and tubby and have we ever seen such an exultant hug? I was thinking it was all for show and to rub it in to the 60 year old bald tubby guys face.

Quof - I believe QuelleC was not saying the people who set up the structured settlements are shady but the companies who offer half of the value to put cash in the persons hand now are low life pay day loan types. He was a sweet kid. I will say this, he gave his dad a bit of the money but he probably treated friends or blew way more than that on video games and dvds. I don't think it was out of line to consider this a gift to his dad. I had a friend who inherited a small amount of money from her grandfather. Old school grandfather said her brother could have his cash right away but she being a stupid girl had to wait until 25. She got that struck down pretty fast.

<< knows about the Sybian, don't think Ally McBeal would get on one. With the shaky father who had to sit down and the extremely twitchy motor mouth speed lady, is there any limit to the level of impairment that would keep someone off of JJ? We know extreme levels of intellectual impairment are not a bar.

Really? Mine was interupted by Obama giving a speech at a car plant. When I viewed it and he was making jokes I was taken aback. Probably this was huger news because my JJ comes from Detroit. And if it is cruel to be interupted by terrorists, what do you call it when you are interupted for Motor City chit chat? Luckily I was able to watch the new ep later on another channel.

I like when Judge Milian tells some of her life stories. They are usually about a time when she or her husband were struggling. Yesterday it was about being a Repo Man when she was a teenager. My favourite is the story of the pleather chair her husband and his bozo friend were moving. They let it fly off the truck and over a bridge and when they went to retrieve it a homeless man was sitting in it saying ‘my chair’ and she had to buy it back from him. Very funny the way she told the story.

Hey Angela, you are needed in the big room. This snark is too good for small talk.

Ok your name is Crystal Meth... (anything, fill in the blank) you don't change it because: 1. You are really, really stupid (bad) 2. You think it is a cool name that will lead you into an edgy social life (worse)

Touchay Quof, Touchay

My pet peeve of stupid not funny things they do on cooking shows is loose hair. Those zoom in shots of the cook putting their face into their food ie that thing of plating 2 inches away from your food, just grosses me out. Rachel Ray is the worst in combination with her screaming. Anna and Kristina do it too but I like them so I still watch their show. You always see them put on their aprons which is to protect them but never put on a hat or tie their hair back which is for the person eating the food.

Schedule listed a new show last night. It turned out to be a stupid episode of that stupid cut throat kitchen. Anyone know what happened or when it will air?

OK Everyone who considers themselves also to be a small, white, yapper, Hands up. I flinched a little at the description. I get why the verdict was maybe correct being that both dogs were on leash and owner 1 was doing what they were required and small, white, yapper owner could have better protected their dog, but to frame it as I am ruling this way because I know this breed, have owned this breed lessens the authority. I am the judge, I am ruling using all of my learned training and ability but I am going to rule as if it is just my opinion as a dog owner. Ugh.

Of course it was. JJ or People's Court had a case where it was pretty clearly outlined that a less than reputable lawyer will send you to a chiropractor to start building your claim. If the claim can't be built, the lawyer drops the 'injured' party and the ip is stuck with those chiro bills. I am in awe of the fact that a chiropractor would be taken as proof of any medical claim when there is no medicine involved in their practice. Even a real doctor or orthopod would have a hard time proving such an ill defined occurrence resulted in all of that damage.

I tried watching this show. There is a marathon on. Gimmicky and do we have to have the tasters lip smacking food noises? I'm out.

There is no past seasons type thread. I am surprised it doesn't seem like anyone is watching Wednesday nights for two hours where they have started WD right from season 1. I of course have seen every episode several times but the re-watch is worthwhile. Last night was cut the baby out of Lori, shoot Lori, watch Rick lose his shit night. I cry so hard every time I see that. Is anyone watching this? I get it on channel 167 WKRO? or something (my people's court channel) 8 to 10 PM Wednesday night.

I am surmising that that one eyebrow went up the first time Sparkle took off her bra. I thought if your eyebrow stayed up for more than 4 hours you were supposed to call a physician.

This constant interrupting of the show for meaningless chit chat is really annoying. Jeff is breaking the 4th wall and constantly reminding us that this all happened 6 months ago - takes you out of the atmosphere of the show. I keep changing the channel. SHUT UP PROBST!!

Re truck rear ending small car leaving the gas bar… Did she or did she not give the truck guy the finger? I say no. I think when the initial incident happened she might have brought her hand up to brush hair out of her face (she had that kind of hair) and he and sister thought she was flipping him off. He was then in the rage and thought he could intimidate her by rushing full speed behind her in his truck. She wasn’t mad, he was. Why am I so certain? Because in the hallterview when the not funny guy said ok ‘you can flip him off now, do it’ she still couldn’t get that finger up. And then she laughed. She never was angry.

I agree it is vitiligo. I have vitiligo - on some private bits. My nickname refers to a porky event so my personal slogan is now 'Oinky - the other white meat'

Or as I am sure we have often said here and perhaps JJ herself 'not everything is a lawsuit'

Regarding the hotel staying, double omelet eating, lady who wanted thousands in damages because her co-op neighbour had the audacity to refinish his floors... JM asked her if the doctor who wrote the notes was her friend and she said no. Come on - a doctor who writes scripts for oxycodone because you whiffed some fumes has got to be a good buddy. I (maybe undeservedly) get a major hate on for women with those eyebrows that look like they were sharpied on. Women pay people to have that done to them. I'm surprised that wasn't in the bill also.

The two horrible women where someone threw bricks at the more horrible ladies car... Why did JM believe the horrible children over the less horrible woman(baby mama 2) ? The plaintiff hauled all of her horrible children into court and horrible child testified to all of the children screaming and carrrying on and threatening to beat people up. Why was she believed? she had a lot of malice towards baby mama 2 instilled in her by baby mama 1. Does the plaintiff not have to prove her case instead of having a 13 year old juvie stand up and spew venom. Baby mama 1 waving letters from prison at baby mama 2 was really despicable. Yay you won - you won a felon - congratulations. Baby mama 2 got no credit for leaving her children at home - that would have scored major believability points with me.

Favourite exchange so far: Two very gay hairdressers. Judge Larry is quizzing and yelling at the bigger, handsomer, less flamboyant man: 'DID YOU PUNCH HIM?' No sir 'DID YOU TOUCH HIM?' Of course (duh! is implied) It was funny when it sunk in to Judge Larry that it was sexual touching.

In the vintage weekend episode – Jamal was a very sharply dressed man but I have a smallish TV and was straining to figure out who the black man painted onto his tie was. Please vote. It was: Himself Richard Pryor Al Sharpton Random happy dude Other Also the only people I have ever seen on neckties are Hula girls. Is this a thing now for a man to have another man or himself painted onto his tie? Jamal didn’t look like the type to make fashion faux pas.