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I am going on the record and saying as much as nobody wants to see them ever again VaLentine and Carlos will be back!

Ana doesn’t have to worry about losing Matthew in the crowd, he’s so pale he practically glows. It looks like he forgot the sunscreen. And I hate his scraggly beard.

Sorry, watching late. Is there such a word as “poverish”? I don’t think so since my spell check changed it to “liverish” THREE TIMES! My jaw dropped when Dr. Germaphobe said in all seriousness, “I don’t want Valentin’s family to have the impression that I’m entitled and always get my way…” If that’s the case, you’re doing terrible job of making a good first impression. She’s so rude and haughty and I don’t think his family is impressed.

He wants to do Lidia doggy style.

Then you're only halfway through his obnoxious buttinsky-ness. And just wait for the graphic tutorial on how his new peen works.

Marcus must be the father of her son who also got busted for dealing drugs.

Or worse yet, the "biggest ding dong" as declared by another big ding dong. I'm older than Debbie but don't use World War II era expressions. Never fear, Yohan has taken his ding dong over to Only Fans and will do very well.

This is a trick question. ALL the men are tops.

The Other Way always has an abysmal success rate. Once in a while the couples stay together but eventually the American brings the foreigner to the US which was probably the plan all along.

If, and that's a BIG if, Rishi and Jen were ever to actually get married, Jen would have a worse relationship with her mother-in-law than Jenny does with Sumit's parents. At least Jenny didn't give Mother Sumit a big F-U. Jen was a real bitch at the Tell All, encouraged by her friends.

Mug shot of Kris's first ex-husband. Looks like she married her brother.

I have a hunch that, back in the day, Debbie got a lot of action, too. Just like the OR Debbie who admitted to sleeping around. There’s some info about Julian’s career over on Debbie/Ousamma page.

One difference is that Sumit has a brother while Rishi is the only son so he has no one to share the responsibility Jen was a real bitch tonight towards Rishi’s mother.

Especially when Randi asked him to send her a photo of a “special part” of him. I still think that Rishi shut that down because he thought he was dealing with a crazy stalker.

Between Gabe’s description of the workings of his penis and the “who’s on top” discussion, they really put the L in TLC.

Amnesia often follows an alien abduction. First she said she would have gladly given Jeymi anything “if she’d only asked”. Then she didn’t answer Jeymi’s calls so how could Jeymi ASK her for anything?

High pressure

That’s rich, coming from a woman who pursued a man 43 years younger.

“And now let’s bring out a special guest, Kris’s dealer!”

Or if WE would?

ANOTHER accident? Her car insurance premiums must be through the roof! Can you use “My wife made me mad” as an excuse for flipping your car?

Kris is so full of 💩

67 to Ousamna’s 24

Why am I not surprised Yohan has Only Fans.

Yohan’s is a Devil Dog